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Bloated Acquisition Piles
Alien News Desk - S1 - E10
Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.
Alien News Desk: Season 1 - 12 Episode s
1x1 - Ungrateful Wads of Protein
February 27, 2019
Drexx and Tuva probe the Royal Family, fried chicken, and human arrogance totems, aka “Oscars.”
1x2 - Inane Utterings of a Brainwashed People
March 6, 2019
Shocking reports on floating prisons, anti-poor fabrics, and a barbaric act known as ventriloquism.
1x3 - Udder Madness
March 13, 2019
Meet some special vehicles called “Indycars” and the grotesque pseudo-humans called “bodybuilders.”
1x4 - Simultaneous Vortex Exit
March 20, 2019
Drexx joins the gig economy, Tuva fights robot appropriation, and Stonehenge kicks ass.
1x5 - A Big Moldy Space Orange
March 27, 2019
Drexx and Tuva grapple with love, the Supreme Court, and a very wordy segment name.
1x6 - A Very Norffy Gronksmas
April 3, 2019
Where is Barack Obama? Who is The Spoiler? And what's the deal with Drake?
1x7 - Corrupt, Bloviating Narcissists
April 10, 2019
Drexx and Tuva visit the kingdom of The Masters. Then, a handy guide on how to probe yourself.
1x8 - A Wasteland of Rehashed Dreck
April 17, 2019
What is 4/20 and why does it make humans giggle? Plus, a joyous celebration of Tax Day.
1x9 - Cumbersome Dongles
April 24, 2019
The wall, the welfare queen, and a chef (Chris Parnell) cooks up the garbage humans call “food.”
1x10 - Bloated Acquisition Piles
May 1, 2019
Get your safe words ready for a sexy report on corporate mergers. Plus, meet Drexx's pal Lord Xenu.
1x11 - Princes of Mange
May 8, 2019
Humanity's biggest threats: spidered-men, twins, and the vengeful gods known as “mascots.”
1x12 - The Ultimate Shape-Shifter Shaft
May 15, 2019
Drexx and Tuva reckon with the galaxy's ultimate shame: getting rebooted.