13x1 - Seattle Independence Day

September 21, 1996

Seattle Independence Day; Seattle Summer '96; Dining a' la Card; MTV Rocks interviews Eddie Vetter (1); The Late Report; A message from Norm Rice; MTV Rocks interviews Eddie Vetter (2)

13x2 - Pat as Ellen Craswell

September 28, 1996

13x3 - Ask the Candidates

October 5, 1996

13x4 - Preshow Makeup

October 12, 1996

13x5 - Susan Mondello for City Council

October 19, 1996

13x6 - Lame List with POTUSA

November 2, 1996

13x7 - Joy of Painting - Family Gathering

November 9, 1996

13x8 - Lawn Blower

November 16, 1996

13x9 - Blizzard '96

November 23, 1996

13x10 - Tacoma Surprise

December 14, 1996

13x11 - Mr. Magoo' Seattle Mariners

December 21, 1996

13x12 - Pot Hole

January 11, 1997

13x13 - Techinical Difficulties with Doug Jenkins

January 18, 1997

13x14 - Clinton Inauguration

January 25, 1997

13x15 - This is a Test

February 1, 1997

13x16 - O.J. Simpson's Punitive Damages

February 8, 1997

O.J. Simpson's Punitive Damages; John Keister's Green Lake bicycle protest monologue; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Waiter with bad memory; The Late Report: Valentine's Day cards.

13x17 - Joy of Painting - Big Gulp

February 15, 1997

13x18 - Speaking Dynamics Institute

February 22, 1997

13x19 - A Message From Big Tobacco

March 22, 1997

13x20 - The Keister Bunny

March 29, 1997

13x21 - Midnight at the Governor's Mansion

April 5, 1997

13x23 - Owner of the Space Needle

April 26, 1997

13x24 - To Tell The Truth

May 3, 1997

13x25 - POTUSA Backstage

May 10, 1997

13x26 - Action Movie Intro

May 17, 1997