14x2 - Previously on Almost Live!

October 4, 1997

Sketches: Previously on Almost Live!; Stop the Canadians!; Daredevils with Stan Hicks; The Late Report; Sports Talk; Mariners Clubhouse; Sister Wendy’s Def Art Jam.

14x3 - Adult Content Warning

October 11, 1997

Sketches: Program Content Warning; Lord of the Green Riverdance; Guys One-Up Each Other; The Late Report; Forum: Mayoral Joke Debate; The Lame List.

14x4 - NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw

October 18, 1997

Sketches: Tom Brokaw in Seattle; Holistic ER; Oprah Book Club; The Late Report; Weather with Brian Dickson.

14x5 - Look into my Eyes

November 1, 1997

Sketches: Halloween Costumes; COPS in Leavenworth; Make Paul Allen Pay for Everything; Brainstorming Session; Vote Yes on Medical Marijuana; Storytime with Kevin Calabro; The Late Report; The Pod Issue.

14x6 - Fred Meyer Buys QFC

November 8, 1997

Sketches: Fred Meyer Buys Almost Live!; S&M Wearhouse; The Golden Spear; The Master Gardener; The Late Report; “Let’s Get Real” Bookstore.

14x7 - Man on the Street

November 15, 1997

Sketches: Man on the Street; Capable Woman at the Emmys; New Area Codes; The Whittler.

14x8 - Explaining the PC Rating System

November 22, 1997

Sketches: P.C. Rating System; Wendell Brown: Investigator; Mr. Magnetic; The Late Report; Christmas Gift Ideas for Kids.

14x9 - Washington State Lotto

December 6, 1997

Sketches: Lotto Carjackers; World's Most Dangerous Police Chases on Foot; Jus’ Pimpin’ Cable Access; The Late Report; Unkillable Bug.

14x10 - Dirtlick Vacuum

December 13, 1997

Dirtlick Upright Vacuum; Football Announcers; Me! Talk Show; The Late Report; Racism in the Media; Laundry Commercial Ambush.

14x11 - Tomorrow the Titanic Never Dies

December 20, 1997

Sketches: Holiday Musical Year in Review; Northwest 1997 Christmas Gifts; The Late Report; Deepak Chopra’s A Christmas Carol.

14x12 - Buford Swenson for Timex

January 10, 1998

Sketches: Rose Bowl Timekeeper; Compatible Couple; Earth Foods Natural Organic Food Market; The Late Report; Psychic Bob’s 1998 Predictions; Date Gone Wrong.

14x13 - Seattle Drivers in the Snow

January 17, 1998

Sketches: Seattle Drivers in Snow; Road Construction Tips; Storytime with Kevin Calabro; Doctor Recommended Drugs; The Late Report; OCD Movie Review; Bedroom Cleanup.

14x14 - State of the Union

January 31, 1998

Sketches: Clinton State of the Union Redub; Fight Like a Girl; 1-555-THE-GIRL; Hard Line; The Late Report; Kenneth Starr Commercial; Brain Implants.

14x15 - Editorial

February 7, 1998

Sketches: Pie in the Face Editorial; Olympic Broadcasters; Penny Pinchers; The Late Report; Where Are the Black People?

14x16 - Bartlett's Quotations of Love

February 14, 1998

Sketches: Love Quotations; Valentine’s Cards; Nike Commercial; Date With an Itch; The Late Report; Elton John’s Candle in My Pants.

14x17 - Live Audience Disclaimer

February 21, 1998

Sketches: Audience in 100 Years; Unsolved Mysteries of Seattle; Doctor Drama; Anarchist Meeting; The Late Report.

14x18 - Preshow Thoughts

February 28, 1998

Sketches: Cast Thoughts Before the Show; Used Mattress Warehaus; Exercise Class; The Late Report; William Wallace; Special Report on Studies.

14x19 - Computer Industry Competition Hearings

March 7, 1998

Sketches: Microsoft Hearings; Crummy Continuity Cinema; Mafia Family Manners; The Late Report; David Helfgott on the Clinton Scandal; Nicotini.

14x20 - Daylight Savings Time PSA

April 4, 1998

Sketches: Daylight Saving Time Reminder; ’80s Rock Star Temp Agency; Boeing Press Conference; The Late Report; Pat Cashman Commentary.

14x21 - Joy of Painting - Cessna Pilot

April 11, 1998

Sketches: Joy of Painting; DJ Lawyer; Have I Got a Migraine!; The Late Report; Mr. Hurt.

14x22 - You Gotta Love These Guys

April 18, 1998

Sketches: Mariners Blow It; The Springer Evening News; Replacement CDs; The Late Report.

14x23 - Clothing Optional Beaches

April 25, 1998

Sketches: Renton Promotional Video; Nature Walk with Chuck; Wedding Planning Time; The Late Report; Japanese Correspondent.

14x24 - Shawn Kemp Children's Foundation

May 2, 1998

Sketches: Roscoe’s Oriental Rug Emporium Reopening; Bill Nye the Science Guy; Storytime with Kevin Calabro; The Late Report.

14x25 - Mother's Day Moments

May 9, 1998

Sketches: Mother’s Day Moments; Protests at WSU; Offerings of Prayers; The Late Report; Cable Access Guy; Bag o’ Urine.

14x26 - Seinfeld Finale

May 16, 1998