Towing Nowhere Fast

February 7, 1997

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America's Dumbest Criminals - S2 - E2

In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll meet delinquents who think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent" and someone who is "Always on the Job."

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America's Dumbest Criminals: Season 2 - 26 Episode s

2x1 - Sticking to the Job
January 31, 1997
In the first episode of Season 2 of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meet offenders who are "Sticking to the Job," enjoying "Naked Brunch," someone who becomes a "Locked-In Loser" and a total "Potty Mouth."
2x2 - Towing Nowhere Fast
February 7, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" we'll meet delinquents who think they're "Out of the Frying Pan," "Towing Nowhere Fast," one who is a "Starving Stooge," a total "Incompetent" and someone who is "Always on the Job."
2x3 - Keyless Klutz
February 14, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals", we'll meets offenders with nicknames like "Keyless Klutz," "Bad Liver Lady," "Cheap Trick" and "Stash Flash," we'll meet a "Wiener Dog" and hear some "Courthouse Rock."
2x4 - Dial-A-Narc
January 24, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits will "Dial-A-Narc," remind us you "You Only Live Vice," discover "Scales on the Roof," explore the "Second Time Around" learn "Baste Not, Want Not" and go "Out on a Limb."
2x5 - Asinine Alibis
January 21, 1996
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals,"offenders use "Asinine Alibis," try on "Santa Clogs," reveal that they're a "Swinging Single" and remind you "Diamonds are a Kid's Best Friend."
2x6 - Stuffed Turkey
February 7, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," culprits try to get away with a "Stuffed Turkey," meet "Swamp Things," someone will try "Taunting Car Robber" and we'll discover the misery of the "Safe Quakers."
2x7 - Courting Trouble
January 31, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness delinquents "Courting Trouble," ones who "Batter Up, decide to start "Dumbin' in the Rough" and another who becomes a "Restaurant Roof Clown."
2x8 - Bottled Up Robber
February 14, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll witness the "Bottled Up Robber," "Fumigation Burglar" and experience a "Rocky Mountain High."
2x9 - Shell Shocked
February 21, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," idiots will get "Shell Shocked," attempt the "Swipe and Wipe," experience "Heist Anxiety" and we'll witness the "Rice Man Cometh."
2x10 - Crate Escape
February 28, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," deliquents will attempt a "Crate Escape," show off their "Bad News Boobs," try on their "Gotta Be the Shoes" and make a "Pit Stop."
2x11 - Caught Off Guard
March 7, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminal,s" offenders will be "Caught Off Guard," experience "Squirrel Nut Speeder," realize they're "Not Out of the Woods" and request "One Moment Please."
2x12 - Easy Offed
March 14, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see idiots get "Easy Offed," notice someone "Flew the Coop," meet "Helena Handbag" and get the "Door Jammed."
2x13 - The Boulder, The Stupider
March 21, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll understand "The Boulder, the Stupider," "Moon Over First Fed," see how "Brothers Cool Off" and experience the "Road Flasher."
2x14 - Helping Hands
March 21, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals" someone gets "Helping Hands," a criminal gets a "Walked Dog, Curbed Brain," we witness "Chasing Lamey," and another struggles with "Shorts of Breath."
2x15 - Lights, Camera, Busted
April 4, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll see someone get "Lights, Camera, Busted," witness "A Gutsy Gal Applying Herself," see a criminal get "All Dressed Up" and ask "You Want Butter on Your Fingers?"
2x16 - Roller Bullies
April 11, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," we'll laugh at "Roller Bullies, a "Motorhome Madman," the "Breaking of a Habit" and an instance of "Monkey Not See, Monkey Do."
2x17 - Rookie Robber
April 18, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a driver hands over more than his license, a pair of newlyweds get a gift they won't forget, a couple of rookie robber make a bad first impression and officers discover catching two dumb criminals is better than one.
2x18 - A Soggy Suspect
April 25, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a soggy suspect leaves a sopping trail for the cops, a shifty shopper checks out with more than his receipt, a casual crook makes a fashion faux pas and a man shoots mental blanks.
2x19 - A Boatload of Bozos
May 2, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a boatload of bozos toss more than their cookies in a high speed chase, a spaced-out suspect picks the wrong day to film home movies, a masked moron hitches the wrong ride home and a mugger makes sly moves on the wrong couple.
2x20 - Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose
May 9, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a chilly willy strikes a pose, a peculiar pinhead poaches a puppy, a sticky fingered felon gets his day in court and a chatty Cathy expresses her innermost thoughts.
2x21 - Follow-the-Loser
May 16, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a couple of kids have a counter fit, a man enjoys his room with a view, cops play a little follow-the-loser and a woman shares her arts and crafts secrets.
2x22 - Dress for Success
May 23, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals, " a drunk does some local landscaping, a crook takes an unusual pit stop, a burglar dresses for success and a suspect has the last word down at the station.
2x23 - An Indecent Proposal
May 30, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a man adds more than sugar to his coffee, a yuletide burglar gets caught with his pants down, a loser picks the wrong place to light up and a stoner makes an indecent proposal to a cop.
2x24 - Halloween Hoodlum
June 6, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a Halloween hoodlum picks the wrong clerk to hold up, an arguing couple lets a cop settle their differences, a bank robber gets robbed during his getaway and a crook gets caught with the goods after a car accident.
2x25 - Moronic Macarena
June 13, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a crook packs his bags and makes a run for it, a kid does a moronic Macarena on a friend's car, a salivating senior expresses his feelings for a local store, and a guy in his birthday suit gets pulled over for speeding.
2x26 - The Wrong Crustacean
June 20, 1997
In this episode of "America's Dumbest Criminals," a careless criminal stuffs the wrong crustacean down his pants, a parachuter runs into a little technical difficulty, a confused crook runs right into the arms of the law and an escaped con forgets his glasses.

Towing Nowhere Fast

America's Dumbest Criminals - S2 - E2

America's Dumbest Criminals: Season 2 - 26 Episode s

2x1 - Sticking to the Job

2x2 - Towing Nowhere Fast

2x3 - Keyless Klutz

2x4 - Dial-A-Narc

2x5 - Asinine Alibis

2x6 - Stuffed Turkey

2x7 - Courting Trouble

2x8 - Bottled Up Robber

2x9 - Shell Shocked

2x10 - Crate Escape

2x11 - Caught Off Guard

2x12 - Easy Offed

2x13 - The Boulder, The Stupider

2x14 - Helping Hands

2x15 - Lights, Camera, Busted

2x16 - Roller Bullies

2x17 - Rookie Robber

2x18 - A Soggy Suspect

2x19 - A Boatload of Bozos

2x20 - Chilly Willy Strikes a Pose

2x21 - Follow-the-Loser

2x22 - Dress for Success

2x23 - An Indecent Proposal

2x24 - Halloween Hoodlum

2x25 - Moronic Macarena

2x26 - The Wrong Crustacean

America's Dumbest Criminals: All seasons

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3

S4: Season 4