1x1 - The Adventure Begins

September 23, 1996

Colonel Muckbar buys the BOOM disk from Lazlo Gigahertz and threatens to blow up the Hoover Dam unless he gets two billion dollars.

1x2 - Spies, Lies & Bavarian Pies

September 30, 1996

Von Trapp steals the BOOM disc from Jarlsburg and plans to hold the world hostage.

1x3 - North By Southwest

October 7, 1996

Mister X buys stolen Russian warheads and plans to blow up Mount Vicemore at the unveiling ceremony.

1x4 - Take Me Out To The Bomb Game

October 14, 1996

Castrato steals a nuclear missile and detonator, and plans to use it unless he receives 50 billion dollars and the New York Yankees.

1x5 - High Tide

October 21, 1996

Cy Cologne plans to melt the world's icebergs, which will cause an enormous tidal wave that will destroy half the world.

1x6 - Moonbeam & Other Strangers

October 28, 1996

Dr. Moonbeam steals DOGSLED defense weapons and threatens to destroy national landmarks.

1x7 - Give Pizza A Chance

November 4, 1996

Lazlo Gigahertz kidnaps several European leaders and uses Bruno to replace them with robots.

1x8 - Chip Happens

November 11, 1996

Ramon shoots down the GLOBE satellite and steals the chip inside, which will enable him to control all electronic communications in the world.

1x9 - Mind Over Matter

November 18, 1996

Von Trapp kidnaps Profession Wisensteain, creator of a mind-reading machine, and builds one of his own. He plans to use it on Swiss bankers to get the combinations to their vaults.

1x10 - Searching For Booby Vicious

November 25, 1996

Former chess champion Booby Vicious builds a device to take out radar systems. Bruno must win a game of riddles within 24 hours, or he'll destroy the major cities of the world.

1x11 - The Fission Mission

December 2, 1996

Mister X kidnaps world leaders, and the ransom is the uranium he needs for his atomic warhead detonator device.

1x12 - The A-Maze-Ing Adventure

December 9, 1996

Lady Di Archer steals a ceremonial scepter so that war between Jumai and Bakare will continue and diamonds can't be mined.

1x13 - Jungle Bogey

December 16, 1996

Dr. Benny Butterfinger steals the Thelma – a silent, undetectable plane – and will start bombing world capitals unless he receives three billion dollars.

1x14 - Bruno-palooza

December 23, 1996

Armand Geddon steals the explosive Ultra-Blastite, to be triggered by Slather's high notes at the upcoming "Peaceapalooza" concert.

1x15 - Fade To Bruno

December 30, 1996

Hollywood director Stuart Pede puts subliminal messages in a movie that will make teenagers kill world leaders and do whatever else he tells them.

1x16 - The Spy Just Like Me

January 6, 1997

Von Trapp has built a large "Grosse Gun" and will bombard oil fields unless OPEC gives him all of its oil. He uses a "kinder-spy" of his own to anticipate Bruno's every move.

1x17 - Shake, Rattle & Roll

January 13, 1997

Lazlo Gigahertz creates an earthquake-causing machine, with which he plans to destroy the world's largest cities.

1x18 - Book ‘em Bruno, Murder One

January 20, 1997

Ho Don Po develops a plastic explosive that allows him to set off dormant volcanoes; the lava flow will turn the ocean property he owns in Hawaii into beachfront property.

1x19 - Dr. Nozone

January 27, 1997

Sunblock manufacturer Chick E. Love steals CFCs in order to eliminate the ozone layer and sell more sunblock.

1x20 - The Unfriendly Skies

February 3, 1997

Ann T. Mayhem and sons hijack plans and steal their parts to build a superplane. They then threaten to bomb countries unless they receive a ransom.

1x21 - My Dogs Are Killin’ Me

February 10, 1997

Lazlo Gigahertz gains control over the dogs of the world, and plans to sic them on their masters unless he receives a billion dollars.

1x22 - Meteor Showers Bring No Flowers

February 17, 1997

Mad inventor Leonardo Linguini builds a "Cosmic Hole Puncher" which he will use to punch the atmosphere so meteorites can reach the earth's surface. He will destroy every major world capital unless he receives a billion dollars.

1x23 - Bye Bye Jarly (1)

February 24, 1997

The bad guys, with Von Trapp as president, get together to take over the world. Their first step is stealing a new secret radar system. Jarlsburg loses his confidence and retires from GLOBE, leaving Bruno to deal with a new partner.

1x24 - Send In The Clones

March 3, 1997

Von Trapp uses DNA samples to create an army of clones of infamous people throughout history, who will help him take over the world.

1x25 - Who’s There?

March 10, 1997

Dr. Nick Knock develops a "Weather Anomalizer" that can alter the weather. He plans to use it to extract his revenge on the scientific community at a reception for Nobel Prize Winners.

1x26 - For Your Snake Eyes Only

March 17, 1997

Former Las Vegas magician Snake Eyes kidnaps 12-year-old religious leader Rama Rama, and will sacrifice him, causing mass riots and chaos, unless Rama Rama orders his followers to leave the scared Temple of Paneer.

1x27 - Funworld

March 24, 1997

Vorga Lopez plans to overthrow her brother's government in Brazuela. She holds his son hostage at an amusement park, with the entire Brazuelan treasury as ransom.

1x28 - Soda Jerk

March 31, 1997

Koos Koos manufactures a soft drink that contains a violence-inducing chemical. He plans to capitalize on arms sales when he starts an unstoppable world war.

1x29 - The Last Christmas

April 7, 1997

Mad toy inventor Klaus Von Claus puts computer chips inside a popular type of doll, allowing him to bring them to life. He plans to use them to destroy the world on Christmas Eve at midnight.

1x30 - Revenge of the Giganerd

April 14, 1997

Eugenie Scuzzybus uses Lazlo Gigahertz's technology to send a hypnotic signal through electrical wiring, making a zombie of anyone who looks at a monitor or TV screen. Lazlo joins Bruno and Jarlsburg on their journey to stop Scuzzybus.

1x31 - Bye Bye Jarly (2)

April 21, 1997

Continued from Part One.

1x32 - Bye Bye Jarly (3)

April 28, 1997

Continued from Part Two.

1x33 - Bullet Train

May 5, 1997

A man calling himself "The Engineer" takes over a new computerized rail system and threatens to derail every train on the planet.

1x34 - Dead Boy Walking

May 12, 1997

Melbourne and Sydney G'Day plan to infect the world with a deadly virus, then sell the antidote and rake in the money.

1x35 - Virus

May 19, 1997

Castrato brings down the GLOBE jet, equipped with a computer full of secret GLOBE information. Bruno retrieves the computer, but must take it back so Castrato can download a virus that will erase all the secret information he's learned.

1x36 - You Go, Girl

May 26, 1997

Medusa has a "Molecular Reorganizer" which can turn water into gold and vice versa. She plans to steal the world's supply of gold in order to control the world. Leecy sneaks along on this mission and finds out about Bruno's secret life.

Bruce Willis

Bruno the kid, Bruno the Kid (voice)

Mark Hamill

Harris

Tim Curry

Lazlo Gigahurtz

Ben Stein

Professor Wisenstein

Ed McMahon

Engineer's Henchman