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- Episode 4
I'm in Luv with Your Beautiful Limpid Eyes, But I Can't Marry You Because You're a Cow
Camp Runamuck - S1 - E4
The staff buy a cow so they can have meat for dinner, but then can't bring themselves to slaughter her.
Camp Runamuck: Season 1 - 26 Episode s
1x1 - Camp Runamuck
September 17, 1965
The girls at Camp Divine want Commander Wivenhod's bathtub, so they bribe the camp's staff with an endless supply of food in return for the tub.
1x2 - Rabbits of the World Unite
September 24, 1965
In order to join a country club, Wivenhoe must agree to appear along with Doc, Spiffy, and Pruette in Camp Divine's version of ""Alice in Wonderland.""
1x3 - Fraternize
October 1, 1965
Wivenhoe forbids all contact between Camp Runamuck and Camp Divine, but Doc disobeys in order to help a patient.
1x4 - I'm in Luv with Your Beautiful Limpid Eyes, But I Can't Marry You Because You're a Cow
October 8, 1965
The staff buy a cow so they can have meat for dinner, but then can't bring themselves to slaughter her.
1x5 - Say, You're A Bleeder Aren't You?
October 15, 1965
Wivenhoe's in bed with a cold; Doc tries to help, but all he causes is trouble, so he leaves the camp.
1x6 - There Not Making Hurricanes Like They Used To
October 22, 1965
The camp staff prepares for an impending hurricane—not realizing it is scheduled to strike in India.
1x7 - Turtle???
October 29, 1965
The camp's pet turtle dies, much to the dismay of Wivenhoe who hired an expensive photographer to take photos of happy campers for his new brochure.
1x8 - Slaughter
November 5, 1965
A rainy day confines the staff to their tents to read, where they daydream about the books they were reading.
1x9 - Today is Parent's Day
November 12, 1965
Rain washes out Parent's Day, so Wivenhoe sends the kids to the movies and tries to prevent the staff from playing poker.
1x10 - Masquerade
November 19, 1965
In order to pass inspection, the counselors of both camps dress up as the opposite sex to fulfill the necessary quota of counselors.
1x11 - Spiffy Quits - Part 1
November 26, 1965
Tired of taking abuse from the rest of the staff, Spiffy packs his bags and leaves. (Part 1 of 2)
1x12 - Spiffy Quits - Part II
December 3, 1965
Not wanting to spend his life in an office, Spiffy returns to the camp. (Part 2 of 2)
1x13 - Soapsuds
December 10, 1965
The staff of Camp Divine trick the staff of Camp Runamuck into cleaning up their camp; when the boys discover the trick, they wreck Camp Divine.
1x14 - The New Swimming Pool
December 24, 1965
Because of a local water shortage the staff must find another way to fill their newly constructed swimming pool.
1x15 - Wivenhoe's New Car
December 31, 1965
Wivenhoe relunctantly agrees to take accident-prone Norton home on his way to pick up his new car.
1x16 - Tomboy
January 7, 1966
Tomboy Muaren Sullivan would rather stay at the boys' camp, until Spiffy finds a way to discourage her.
1x17 - Look Out, Here Comes Arnie
January 14, 1966
Wivenhoe hires America's top camper to make his counselors the best in the country, but they are dismayed by his petty tyranny.
1x18 - Diet
January 28, 1966
The staff goes on a diet to get into shape, but soon wish they hadn't.
1x19 - Air Conditioner
February 4, 1966
During a heat wave, Pruett's mother send him an air conditioner, leading to fights amongst the staff.
1x20 - Food Poisoning
February 11, 1966
Practical jokes on the Camp Divine staff backfire when Spiffy believes he has eaten poisonous mushrooms.
1x21 - Building
February 25, 1966
The girls once again trick the boys into doing their work for them, this time building a cottage.
1x22 - Termites
March 4, 1966
The camp is infested with termites, so Spiffy and Caprice proceed to get rid of them.
1x23 - Peace
March 18, 1966
Spiffy has a vision of peace so he convinces the staff to offer tokens of friendship to the girls.
1x24 - Malden Falls in Love
March 25, 1966
Malden falls in love with a fortune-hunting woman, so he passes himself off as the commander of the camp.
1x25 - Senior Citizens
April 8, 1966
Wivenhoe opens up the camp to senior citizens for three weeks, only to learn a freeway is to be built through the camp.
1x26 - Commander for a Day
April 15, 1966
Wivenhoe makes a camper the commander for a day, but regrets it when he and the staff are locked in a cage.