1x1 - No Security In Security

October 2, 1985

When Cobb's grocery store has a new video security system installed, Manager Howard Bannister must fire Alf, the store's security guard of fifty years.

1x2 - Labor and Other Relations

October 9, 1985

1x3 - No Cause For Alarm

October 16, 1985

1x4 - X-Ray Marks the Spot

October 23, 1985

1x5 - Everyone's a Winner

October 30, 1985

1x6 - Seven Days Make One Week

November 6, 1985

1x7 - A Rosenbloom By Any Other Name

November 13, 1985

1x8 - ...Or Get Off the Pot

November 20, 1985

1x9 - Phantom of the Market

November 27, 1985

1x10 - Car Pool

December 4, 1985

1x11 - Love on Sale

December 11, 1985

1x12 - Skip to the Loo

December 18, 1985

1x13 - Love is a Many Splendored Alf

January 8, 1986

1x15 - Otherwise Engaged

January 22, 1986

1x16 - Banzai

February 1, 1986

1x17 - Dog Day After Dark

February 8, 1986

1x18 - Store Wars

February 12, 1986

1x19 - My Darling Serpentine

February 19, 1986

1x20 - Edna's New Friend

February 26, 1986

1x21 - Jack Be Numbskull

March 5, 1986

1x22 - Sex Appeal

March 12, 1986