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- Crank Yankers
- Season 2
- Episode 5
Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
Crank Yankers - S2 - E5
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
Crank Yankers: Season 2 - 30 Episode s
2x1 - Jimmy Kimmel & Sarah Silverman
March 4, 2003
Elmer needs a gift for his wife so he buys beads. Special Ed wants to buy a CD with a certain song on it.
2x2 - Wanda Sykes & Robert Schimmel
March 11, 2003
Spoon Love needs karate lessons before he goes back to jail. Gladys finds a pornography cassette of her sons.
2x3 - Snoop Dogg & Kevin Nealon
March 18, 2003
Guest star Snoop Dogg calls to run for public office. And Haddassah gets harassed by a salesperson.
2x4 - Jeff Garlin & Gilbert Gottfried
March 25, 2003
George Zucco has swelling testicles. And Bobby hits an innocent bystander then shoots him.
2x5 - Fred Armisen & Kevin Nealon
April 1, 2003
Hadassah has a perfume rash on her vagina. OCD Ken gets "trapped" in a bathroom and needs someone to repeatedly hit the pound key. And Special Ed calls a farm to tell them knock knock jokes but just pisses one of the farmers off.
2x6 - Wanda Sykes & Bobcat Goldthwait
April 8, 2003
Gladys' kids super glue her butt to a toilet seat. Steven calls a talent agency and only does Bobcat Goldthwait impressions.
2x7 - Adam Carolla & Jim Florentine
April 15, 2003
A blind Stripper applies for college. Birchum wants to get swimming lessons for his conjoined kids at the YMCA.
2x8 - Adam Carolla & Dr. Drew Pinsky
April 22, 2003
Bobby Fletcher calls a country store to complain about expired grape soda that keeps making him belch. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky talk hip-hop.
2x9 - Jimmy Kimmel & David Alan Grier
April 29, 2003
Elmer calls about a gay cruise.
2x10 - Fred Armisen & Sarah Silverman
May 6, 2003
Hadassah Calls a Landfill, Chip calls a hardware store, Kevin and Katie call a bowling alley, Spoonie Needs Driving Lessons, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Niles Standish wants a balloon ride, Helen Higgins Calls an Art School, Bobby Fletcher wants to join the Peace Corps.
2x11 - Jeff Goldblum & Fred Armisen
September 16, 2003
Terrence Catheter calls trying to book an appearance for JK Rowling, Ed wants to go to a ball game, Professor Fermstein calls a coed, David orders flowers, Birchum calls with a warning, Chip calls taco bell acting like he’s from the corporate office.
2x12 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
September 23, 2003
Gladys Murphy calls volunteering for conjugal visits, Elmer needs a dentist, Bobby Fletcher wants a new best friend, Dr. Premise can’t speak, Niles Standish is getting married, Ken is stuck in the restroom.
2x13 - David Cross & Jeff Garlin
September 30, 2003
Birchum expresses his feelings on female police officers, Hadassah wants to conceive, Ed peed in the pool, Jeff needs a new job, Kevin gets help with his homework, Cammie Has Some Questions.
2x14 - Jimmy Kimmel & Gilbert Gottfried
October 7, 2003
Bobby Fletcher needs a loan, Elmer can't get out of his bed, Niles Standish needs a new suit, Arthur Johnson gets even, Ken calls a pharmacy, George Zucco Plans a family event.
2x15 - David Alan Grier & Super Dave Osborne
October 14, 2003
Terence Catheter calls looking for a stalker for his client George Wendt, Tony Deloge is trying to get a free meal, Birchum's Uncle died, Cammie's been having encounters with the paranormal, A store manager calls a retirement home, Ed calls a library.
2x16 - Robert Smigel & Adam Carolla
October 21, 2003
Elmer is having technical problems, Adam and Dr. Drew make a best of show for the holidays, Larson calls about a house sitting, George Zucco wants to rent a tape, Agent Tierney issues an odd citation, Adam and Dr. Drew reach out to their listeners, Gladys calls a store.
2x17 - David Alan Grier & Jeff Garlin
October 28, 2003
Birchum needs kids to work around the house, Cammie wants a deal on a rental car, Special Ed likes Donkey Kong, Helen Higgins calls about a film she dropped off, Jeff calls looking for a toy, Concierge gives wake up calls to random hotel room, Danny needs an engagement ring.
2x18 - Jimmy Kimmel & Adam Carolla
November 4, 2003
Elmer checks his lucky numbers, Dr. Mark Premise looks for love, Birchum applies for a job, Dick Rodgers has a personal revelation, Kevin & Katie call a Butcher Shop, Gladys has some concerns about her son, and Tony Deloge books a speaking engagement,
2x19 - Bob Odenkirk & Fred Armisen
November 10, 2003
Niles Standish calls about a new hobby, Samir is throwing a party, Clay calls looking for a gift for his girlfriend, Terence needs a new pair of boots for Hall and Oates, Cammie calls a Gynecologist's office.
2x20 - Jim Florentine & Kathy Griffin
November 18, 2003
Sonny calls delivering a singing phone-a-gram, Katie wants a credit card, Bobby Fletcher calls a retirement home looking for acting talent, Asha gets an unexpected delivery, Elmer plans a reunion., Maria calls about getting some plastic surgery for her 11 year old daughter, Ed calls a man asking if he knows any special people.
2x21 - Eminem & Sarah Silverman
February 9, 2004
Hadassah has a problem with her new toy, The Concierge conducts a survey, Danny has questions about child birth, Katie needs help with her book report, Bobby calls to make a reservation for his family, and Elmer's Son tries to make a secret phone call.
2x22 - Kevin Nealon & Wanda Sykes
February 17, 2004
Bobby needs a locksmith, Gladys calls a breast feeding expert, Terrence needs help with his new boss, Ken calls wanting to hire a bodyguard, Cammie teaches teens about Sex, Ray needs some language lessons.
2x23 - Jamie Kennedy & David Alan Grier
February 24, 2004
Birchum calls a Private Investigator,Wally Calls an Exterminator, Stompie Wants to have fun, Hadassah gets a new job.
2x24 - Wanda Sykes & Kevin Nealon
March 2, 2004
Niles calls with a complaint, Jack wants to buy a used car, Gladys wrestles with doing the right thing, Kevin wants a new playmate, Theo calls hoping to adopt some kittens.
2x25 - Adam Carolla & David Alan Grier
February 10, 2004
Tobias gives a free reading, Jim bugs a Pizza Place, Chip fights racism, Ed needs piano lessons, Elmer has a Birthday, and The Truth wants to be a Sportscaster.
2x26 - Eminem & Jeff Goldblum
March 16, 2004
Jeff plans a surprise, Cammie learns about Judaism, Marshall calls about a tattoo, Nick needs help with his kid, Sonny Tanning calls a High School Principal, Haddasah wants to learn a trade, Viva Eduardo Especial!
2x27 - Seth Green & Jamie Kennedy
March 23, 2004
Birchum makes Funeral arrangements, Marcia wants to enroll her son in Pre-School, Gene wants to get in shape, Elmer calls with a safety concern, Travis needs some clothes for his Wife, and Ezekiel Magoo takes a stand.
2x28 - Wanda Sykes & Adam Carolla
March 30, 2004
Gladys develops a negative attitude, Katie wants a job at a Grocery Store, Tobias predicts the future, Niles needs a Dentist, Bobby needs a new job, Foreign guy books a Cruise, Vote for Tony Deloge, and a Prank Call Blooper.
2x29 - Kevin Nealon & Sarah Silverman
November 11, 2003
Ken calls a paper with breaking news, Tab wants to hypnotize his Grandmother, Hadassah's having a Baby, Ed calls a Restaurant, Cammie wants to learn magic, and Terrence wants to buy some dolls for Demie.
2x30 - Jimmy Kimmel & Fred Armisen
November 18, 2003
Katie's having a party, Terrence is looking for new artwork, Sonny Tanning delivers a singing Phone-O-Gram, Birchum needs some able bodies, Chip Le Las Comiquitas, Bobby wants to lose some weight, and Hadassah desperately needs a Plumber.