1x1 - The Great Degaulle Stone Operation

December 31, 1973

The Inspector is tasked with protecting the De Gaulle Stone, a diamond of considerable value, only for it to be stolen by the notorious Siamese triplets, Wight, Weft, and Wong, better known as the Matzoriley Brothers.

1x2 - Reaux, Reaux, Reaux Your Boat

January 7, 1974

The Inspector sets out to sea to arrest notorious smuggler Captain Clamity.

1x3 - Napoleon Blown-Aparte

January 14, 1974

The Inspector ineffectually tries to protect the Commissioner from a mad bomber's revenge campaign.

1x4 - EpisodCirrhosis Of The Louvre

January 21, 1974

The Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux ineffectually try to stop the Blotch from robbing the Louvre.

1x5 - Plastered In Paris

January 28, 1974

The Surete Commissioner orders Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux to track a mysterious and elusive Monsieur X.

1x6 - Cock-A-Doodle Deux Deux

February 4, 1974

A large diamond of an heiress is stolen under the Inspector's nose and her domestic staff of Chickens may be responsible.

1x7 - Ape Suzette

February 11, 1974

A ship of bananas is hijacked and the Inspector and Sgt. Deux Deux must solve the case.

1x8 - The Pique Poquette Of Paris

February 18, 1974

Inspector Clouseau and his sidekick, Sergeant Deux-Deux, are assigned to apprehend a four-armed pick-pocket named Spider Pierre, who promptly picks the pocket of Clouseau.

1x9 - Sicque! Sicque! Sicque!

February 25, 1974

While searching a mad scientist's residence, Deux-Deux drinks a potion that turns him periodically into a dangerous monster that attacks the Inspector.

1x10 - That's No Lady - That's Notre Dame

March 4, 1974

The Inspector finds that his female disguise is working too well with the Commissioner.

1x11 - Unsafe And Seine

March 11, 1974

The Inspector and Sgt. Deux-Deux try to meet up with a secret agent around the world and get into one disaster after another.

1x12 - Toulouse La Trick

March 18, 1974

A notorious Paris criminal, Toulouse Le Moose, escapes to Cherbourg after jumping bail, and Inspector Clouseau is assigned to handcuff himself to Toulouse and accompany him by train back to Paris.

1x13 - Sacré Bleu Cross

March 25, 1974

The Inspector accepts the aid of Sgt. Deux Deux's rabbit's foot while confronting a criminal, only for it to plague him with bad luck.

1x14 - Le Quiet Squad

April 1, 1974

A crime wave in Paris results in the hot-tempered Surete Commissioner becoming so stressed-out that he requires bed rest at home. Inspector Clouseau is assigned to see that the Commissioner is not disturbed.

1x15 - Bomb Voyage

April 8, 1974

Reports of flying saucers over Paris have the Surete scrambling to keep order.

1x16 - Le Pig-Al Patrol

April 15, 1974

Inspector Clouseau pursues a thieving motorcycle gang led by one Pig-Al.

1x17 - Le Bowser Bagger

April 22, 1974

The French Surete experiments with the use of dogs as partners to its police officers, and Inspector Clouseau is paired with a scrappy canine given the name of Private Bowser.

1x18 - Le Escape Goat

April 29, 1974

Suspended for incompetence, the Inspector tries to protect the Commissioner from a vengeful criminal, but keeps getting implicated instead.

1x19 - Le Cop On Le Rocks

May 6, 1974

Mistaken for a bank robbing lookalike, The Inspector is sent to prison and his efforts to escape prove a hopeless challenge.

1x20 - Crow De Guerre

May 13, 1974

Inspector Clouseau declares war on a pesky crow, with the bumbling Clouseau talking all his own bomb blasts and being electrified on a power line.

1x21 - Canadian Can-Can

May 20, 1974

The Inspector is selected as a police exchange student with Canada. His first assignment is to track down the vicious two-faced Harry.

1x22 - Tour De Farce

May 27, 1974

Inspector Clouseau is stranded on a deserted island with a vicious criminal, whom Clouseau had been assigned to transport to the prison on Devil's Island.

1x23 - The Shooting Of Caribou Lou

June 3, 1974

When working with the Mounties, The Inspector becomes the prisoner of the ever alert fugitive, Caribou Lou.

1x24 - London Derriere

June 10, 1974

The Inspector's pursuit of a criminal in London is impeded by the Scotland Yard captain who is more interested in enforcing the local weapons policy.

1x25 - Les Miserobots

June 17, 1974

A new automated policeman replaces The Inspector and captures Louie de Louse. The Inspector fights to get his job back.

1x26 - Transylvania Mania

June 24, 1974

The inspector gets lost in the countryside and goes to a haunted house for directions. Of course the master of the house wants his brain.

1x27 - Bear De Guerre

July 1, 1974

On a hunting vacation, Inspector Clouseau mistakenly keeps shooting a bad-tempered bear instead of the quail he's after which results in painful lessons learned by the Inspector.

1x28 - Cherche Le Phantom

July 8, 1974

Inspector Clouseau and Sergeant Deux-Deux are assigned by the Surete Commissioner to investigate reports of a phantom presence at the Paris Opera House.

1x29 - Le Great Dane Robbery

July 15, 1974

Inspector Clouseau must delay his long-awaited vacation on the Surete Commissioner's order that he obtain a nationally sensitive document from a safe on an estate guarded by a dedicated and aggressive canine.

1x30 - Le Ball And Chain Gang

July 22, 1974

A bickering married couple continue their verbal sparring as they repeatedly repel Inspector Clouseau's attempts to enter their house to give them a ticket.

1x31 - La Feet's Defeat

July 29, 1974

The tricky Muddy La Feet has escaped from prison and The Inspector and Sergeant Deux-Deux must recapture him.

1x32 - French Freud

August 5, 1974

The Inspector finds himself marked for death by two jewel thieves for the jewel he is guarding.

1x33 - Pierre And Cottage Cheese

August 12, 1974

The Inspector tries to arrest a crook in his hideout with the "help" of a robot's advice.

1x34 - Carte Blanched

August 19, 1974

On his day off work, Inspector Clouseau goes grocery shopping. On leaving the store, he thoughtlessly takes his shopping cart with him and is chided by a narrator for having committed theft and broken the law.

Pat Harrington, Jr.

The Inspector (voice)

Paul Frees

Weft (voice)