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Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Desus & Mero - S1 - E59
Desus & Mero show us what Mitch McConnell and George Lopez have in common. Hot 97's Nessa joins the debate on mouth kissing your kids and talks vegan farts.
Desus & Mero: Season 1 - 101 Episode s
1x9 - Monday, October 31, 2016
October 31, 2016
Desus & Mero welcome Anthony Weiner back into the headlines and shout out the world's largest pit bull. Jillionaire stops by to question the need for Halloween.
1x10 - Tuesday, November 1, 2016
November 1, 2016
Desus & Mero judge Lebron's Halloween party and Jay and Bey's costumes. But the scariest part of last night was Tump leading the polls by one point.
1x11 - Wednesday, November 2, 2016
November 2, 2016
Desus & Mero beg their fans to stop tweeting that the Knicks suck. Rembert Browne stops by to reminisce about his flight on Air Force 1.
1x12 - Thursday, November 3, 2016
November 3, 2016
Desus & Mero discuss the World Champion Chicago Cubs' disgusting dugout celebration, Kenny Chesney's disgusting snub of Beyonce and Johnny Damon's disgusting support of Trump.
1x13 - Monday, November 7, 2016
November 7, 2016
Desus & Mero endorse Jay Z's endorsement of Hillary and Putin's love of bears. Former White House Deputy Chief of Staff Alyssa Mastromonaco stops by to talk about what life with Barry is like.
1x14 - Live Election Special 2016
November 8, 2016
Desus & Mero usher in the end of our national nightmare live! With special in-studio guests Talib Kweli, Cardi B and Jim Jones. Plus political commentary from Joe Budden, Ezra Koenig, Charlamagne Tha God and The Fat Jew.
1x15 - Wednesday, November 9, 2016
November 9, 2016
Desus & Mero nurse their election hangover by continuing to talk about the election. DeRay McKesson stops by to talk election aftermath and his activism.
1x16 - Thursday, November 10, 2016
November 10, 2016
Desus & Mero talk the awkward Trump/Obama meet and greet, the awful Paul McCartney Mannequin Challenge and Mero's wife surprises him with a phone call.
1x17 - Monday, November 14, 2016
November 14, 2016
Desus & Mero welcome white nationalism to the White House and listen to Yoko Ono's screaming tribute to President-elect Trump. Bomani Jones stops by to discuss The Root 100 list.
1x18 - Tuesday, November 15, 2016
November 15, 2016
Desus & Mero discuss Barry's dig on Hillary and New Balance's unwanted endorsement deal. Nick Catchdubs stops by to talk about 50 Cents' rainmaking skills.
1x19 - Wednesday, November 16, 2016
November 16, 2016
Desus & Mero look forward to Trump's reality show presidency. Adult film star Janice Griffin stops by to talk racism in porn and adult stocking stuffers.
1x20 - Thursday, November 17, 2016
November 17, 2016
Desus & Mero discuss Drake's staged crush. Cord Jefferson stops by to play a game of where in the world was Cord Jefferson.
1x21 - Monday, November 21, 2016
November 21, 2016
Desus & Mero break down Kanye's breakdown and shout out yoga goats. NY Times Food editor Sam Sifton stops by to talk about chopped cheese appropriations.
1x22 - Tuesday, November 22, 2016
November 22, 2016
Desus & Mero salute the alt-right for not being as bad as actual Nazis and impersonate DMX. Special guest Rashida Jones stops by to show us her monkey bite scar.
1x23 - Wednesday, November 23, 2016
November 23, 2016
Desus & Mero prepare for Thanksgiving with blogger @KFC from Barstool Sports.
1x24 - Thursday, November 24, 2016
November 24, 2016
Desus & Mero celebrate Thanksgiving by giving thanks for their favorite moments from past episodes of Desus & Mero.
1x25 - Monday, November 28, 2016
November 28, 2016
Desus & Mero discuss Colin Kaepernick's foray into controversial t-shirt wearing. Artist Tony Peralta stops by to talk Washington Heights gentrification.
1x26 - Tuesday, November 29, 2016
November 29, 2016
Desus & Mero say some problematic $#!%. Columnist Michael Arceneaux joins them.
1x27 - Wednesday, November 30, 2016
November 30, 2016
Desus & Mero discuss what Mitt Romney ate besides his pride during dinner with Donald Trump. Chris Hayes stops by to talk growing up in the Bronx.
1x28 - Thursday, December 1, 2016
December 1, 2016
Desus & Mero discuss Melo's last second shot and Obama's last minute weed endorsement. Model Amina Blue stops by to talk about music video life.
1x29 - Monday, December 5, 2016
December 5, 2016
Desus & Mero congratulate Ben Carson for getting the job he said he's unqualified for. Ebony editor Jamilah Lemieux discusses misconceptions about black activist groups.
1x30 - Tuesday, December 6, 2016
December 6, 2016
Desus & Mero take credit for Klay Thompson's 60 point explosion. Knicks Superfan The Loopy Blogger stops by to talk about who he has beefs with and why he's a Dallas Cowboys fan.
1x31 - Wednesday, December 7, 2016
December 7, 2016
Desus & Mero make plans to spend Mother's Day with Derek Jeter. Legendary hip hop group The Lox stop by to talk about coming up and staying there.
1x32 - Thursday, December 8, 2016
December 8, 2016
Desus watches Mero destroy the Apple Crush challenge. ESPN's Pablo Torre stops by to name drop Mark Zuckerberg's wife and to teach us the New York way to kill a mouse.
1x33 - Monday, December 12, 2016
December 12, 2016
Desus & Mero join Trump in questioning his intelligence. Immortal Technique sits down to talk about that time he made Lin-Manuel Miranda sing in a garbage can.
1x34 - Tuesday, December 13, 2016
December 13, 2016
Desus & Mero discuss Kanye's strangest move to date: meeting with Trump. Nick Cannon stops by to dish on why he wasn't invited to his kids' playdate with Beyonce.
1x35 - Wednesday, December 14, 2016
December 14, 2016
Desus and Mero debate whether or not you should mouth kiss your kids. Willie Geist stops by to talk about interviewing Mick Jagger.
1x36 - Thursday, December 15, 2016
December 15, 2016
Mero pleads with Chrissy Teigen to follow him on Twitter again while Desus loses his shit. Comedian Franchesca Ramsey tells us why you should never make white girls cry.
1x37 - Monday, December 19, 2016
December 19, 2016
Desus compliments Mero for his "butt expertise." Garbage Time's Katie Nolan stops by to audition for the newly open position in Fifth Harmony.
1x38 - Tuesday, December 20, 2016
December 20, 2016
Desus & Mero shoutout the security guard who was way too excited to see the San Diego Chargers Cheerleaders. John Hodgman sits down to talk about the time he kinda wished he and his wife had gotten hit by a car and to throw some shade at the Verizon guy.
1x39 - Wednesday, December 21, 2016
December 21, 2016
Desus & Mero watch videos that make them never want to book Delta flights to Kentucky. Angie Martinez stops by to try her best to make the guys cry.
1x40 - Thursday, December 22, 2016
December 22, 2016
On their last show of 2016, Desus & Mero celebrate the holidays by braving the cold and bros of Santacon.
1x41 - Monday, January 9, 2017
January 9, 2017
Desus & Mero kick off the new year by watching a video of a guy not getting shot for calling a cop a dickhead. Abdullah Saeed stops by to teach the guys how to smoke weed out of a bear's ass.
1x42 - Tuesday, January 10, 2017
January 10, 2017
Desus reminds Mero that Sessions is the guy who sees no value in Dominican immigrants. Josh Brown stops by to give some money tips and clarify he's not THAT Josh Brown.
1x43 - Wednesday, January 11, 2017
January 11, 2017
Desus & Mero discuss Barry's powerful farewell speech and the accuracy of Trump's golden leak. NY Times Critic Wesley Morris stops by to talk about the one door his pulitzer prize has yet to open for him.
1x44 - Thursday, January 12, 2017
January 12, 2017
Desus & Mero cancel their L.L. Bean catalog subscription and mourn a robot monkey's death. Writer Jenna Wortham talks about the time she turned down an offer from NYT.
1x45 - Monday, January 16, 2017
January 16, 2017
Desus & Mero celebrate MLK day with recording artist Jean Grea.
1x46 - Tuesday, January 17, 2017
January 17, 2017
Desus somehow gets Mero REALLY fired up about Ray Romano. Comedian Neal Brennan talks about his Netflix special, public bathrooms and "The Pullout Gang."
1x47 - Wednesday, January 18, 2017
January 18, 2017
Desus & Mero debate Nelly vs Drake but agree there's definitely a Trump pee tape. Melissa Harris-Perry discusses tampon earrings and the time she saw Obama at Walgreens.
1x48 - Thursday, January 19, 2017
January 19, 2017
Desus asks UFC's Amanda Nunes to give Mero some tips for kicking Ray Romano's ass. Jamali Maddix talks about meeting racists and the calming effect of saying "White Devil."
1x49 - Monday, January 23, 2017
January 23, 2017
Desus & Mero share some alternative facts and play a game of "Fuck Up a Nazi." "Another Round" podcast hosts Heben and Tracy talk women's march and b-hole bleaching.
1x50 - Tuesday, January 24, 2017
January 24, 2017
Soledad O'Brien pleads with the media to stop normalizing white supremacy. Desus & Mero plead with their male viewers to get tested for HPV.
1x51 - Wednesday, January 25, 2017
January 25, 2017
Desus & Mero watch Sean Spicer stutter through a press conference and Kellyanne bomb at standup. Joe Budden talks Trump's wall and invites the guys to his pool party.
1x52 - Thursday, January 26, 2017
January 26, 2017
Donald Trump is still talking about the size of his inauguration crowd and Sean Spicer is still tweeting with his butt cheeks. Stevie J tells a Biggie story for the ages.
1x53 - Monday, January 30, 2017
January 30, 2017
Desus & Mero discuss Trump's fears of Muslims and staircases. CC Sabathia talks about throwing 147 pitches in a game and eating two boxes of Cap'n Crunch in one sitting.
1x54 - Tuesday, January 31, 2017
January 31, 2017
Desus & Mero watch a group of Chimps eat their dead leader's genitals. Former Black Panther Jamal Joseph talks about his transformative moment in prison, his memoir and his new film, "Chapter & Verse."
1x55 - Wednesday, February 1, 2017
February 1, 2017
Desus & Mero dive into Donald Trump's Black History Month "listening session", wonder what Obama's vacation is looking like, and examine Drake's appearance on Nicki Minaj's Instagram.
1x56 - Thursday, February 2, 2017
February 2, 2017
Beyonce is having twins, Donald is praying for Arnold and Desus & Mero are fighting a Ray Romano pillow. Jemele Hill talks sports, politics, and Beyonce's twins.
1x57 - Monday, February 6, 2017
February 6, 2017
Desus & Mero recap the Super Bowl & blame the Russians for the Patriots' win. Fat Joe talks about his love of the Bronx & how giant birds made him sell his dream house.
1x58 - Tuesday, February 7, 2017
February 7, 2017
Desus & Mero check out Barry's vacay pics and watch a cockroach get removed from a girl's skull. BMX rider Nigel Sylvester does the first and last bike trick on set.
1x59 - Wednesday, February 8, 2017
February 8, 2017
Desus & Mero show us what Mitch McConnell and George Lopez have in common. Hot 97's Nessa joins the debate on mouth kissing your kids and talks vegan farts.
1x60 - Thursday, February 9, 2017
February 9, 2017
Desus & Mero trash Ivanka Trump's shoes, freestyle rap Coretta Scott King's name and pay Charles Oakley the respects that the Knicks refuse to.
1x61 - Monday, February 13, 2017
February 13, 2017
Desus & Mero compares Adele's Grammy speech to a typical ending of a Knicks game. Yandy Smith recalls working for Jim Jones when "Ballin" dropped.
1x62 - Tuesday, February 14, 2017
February 14, 2017
Desus & Mero spend Valentine's Day talking about Trump & Flynn's breakup, Ivanka's Trudeau crush and gorilla sex. Mr. Vegas proves he can still hit the high notes.
1x63 - Wednesday, February 15, 2017
February 15, 2017
Desus & Mero read angry Trump tweets and a sad Future Instagram. Rachel Maddow discusses how fiction is a better source than history in contextualizing today's news.
1x64 - Thursday, February 16, 2017
February 16, 2017
Desus & Mero get just as confused as you did by Donald Trump's bizarre press conference. David East tells us why he was afraid to drive Kevin Durant's Maybach.
1x65 - Monday, February 27, 2017
February 27, 2017
Desus & Mero recap the Oscars and breakdown Remy Ma's latest dis on Nicki Manaj. Activist Johnetta Elzie talks about getting tear gassed in Ferguson and Campaign Zero.
1x66 - Tuesday, February 28, 2017
February 28, 2017
Desus & Mero tell Kellyanne to get her damn feet off the damn couch. Comedian Damien Lemon tells us how to handle hecklers.
1x67 - Wednesday, March 1, 2017
March 1, 2017
Desus & Mero breakdown Trump's joint session in DC and Sessions' threat to joints everywhere. Don Q warns that his crew might steal your girl at his show.
1x68 - Thursday, March 2, 2017
March 2, 2017
Jeff Sessions gets exposed for being the liar Desus & Mero have been telling you he is. Flatbush Zombies talk about guilty purchases and psychedelics.
1x69 - Monday, March 6, 2017
March 6, 2017
Desus & Mero discuss the pros but mostly the cons of the 'smart condom.' Eddie Huang tells his Mongolian airport bathroom disaster story.
1x70 - Tuesday, March 7, 2017
March 7, 2017
Ben Carson redefines slavery, Trump literally stands in Hill's shadow and Mero juggles fruit for Desus. Ebro stops by to discuss his role in the Nicki/Remy beef.
1x71 - Wednesday, March 8, 2017
March 8, 2017
Desus & Mero play some of Donald Trump's greatest hits on women. Crissle West tells us how she plans to celebrate International Women's Day.
1x72 - Thursday, March 9, 2017
March 9, 2017
Desus & Mero celebrate the union of Bronx royalty J-Lo & A-Rod. Joey Bada$ discusses acting, music and what the secret service asked him not to do.
1x73 - Monday, March 13, 2017
March 13, 2017
Desus & Mero remind Congressman Steve King that Iowa was not part of the confederacy. Faith Evans discusses her new album and Biggie's legacy.
1x74 - Tuesday, March 14, 2017
March 14, 2017
Breitbart and the CBO snitch on Paul Ryan and Sam Jackson tells black British actors to Get Out. Guest Michael Arceneaux is on team Nicki and dreams of being gay Future.
1x75 - Wednesday, March 15, 2017
March 15, 2017
Desus & Mero breakdown the Maddow letdown and the greatest Bronx video ever. NFL player Jared Odrick talks locker room fights and Toradol Tuesdays.
1x76 - Thursday, March 16, 2017
March 16, 2017
Trump is 0 for 2 on racist travel bans but batting .1000 in "Lock Her Up" chants at rallies. Jesse Williams talks ebrojis, his favorite job and not being an actual Dr.
1x77 - Monday, March 20, 2017
March 20, 2017
Drake drops his new album, Comey testifies and Desus & Mero remind the world that Tim Allen's a snitch. Chris Hayes talks about his new book and Trump's tweets.
1x78 - Tuesday, March 21, 2017
March 21, 2017
In a strange twist, Desus & Mero talk Trump's golfing and Tiger Woods' hair. VICE World of Sports host Sal Masekela recalls getting high with Method Man and DMX.
1x79 - Wednesday, March 22, 2017
March 22, 2017
Desus & Mero pay tribute to twitter comic Mike Huckabee and classic NBA fights. Young M.A talks about her drunken Jamaican show and the online obsession with her strap.
1x80 - Thursday, March 23, 2017
March 23, 2017
Desus & Mero imagine what it would be like to party with Trump in Russia. Michael Skolnik recalls the time Trump told him he'd run for president in 2012.
1x81 - Monday, March 27, 2017
March 27, 2017
Trump helps Desus & Mero discover their new least favorite Fox News host. Mike Will Made-It recalls the time Chief Keef hung up on him.
1x82 - Tuesday, March 28, 2017
March 28, 2017
Desus & Mero tell Rachel Dolezal and Bill O'Reilly to stay out of black peoples' hair. Run The Jewels talk about the moment they knew their solo days were done.
1x83 - Wednesday, March 29, 2017
March 29, 2017
Desus & Mero tell Maxine Waters and April Ryan they got their backs. Arian Foster discusses his retirement from the NFL and fighting wolves to the death.
1x84 - Thursday, March 30, 2017
March 30, 2017
Desus & Mero theorize why Mike Pence really calls his wife "Mother." Juelz Santana recalls waking up Cam'ron to meet him and bar fighting with Jim Jones.
1x85 - Monday, April 3, 2017
April 3, 2017
Desus & Mero discuss Bill O'Reilly's harassment suits, thank Jerry Jones for finally being pro-weed and watch a video of a grandma literally getting shit-faced.
1x86 - Tuesday, April 4, 2017
April 4, 2017
Trump voters worry they'll end up on the wrong side of the wall they voted for. Hari Kondabolu recalls interning for Hillary Clinton and saying no to Chris Rock.
1x87 - Wednesday, April 5, 2017
April 5, 2017
Desus & Mero help Pepsi understand what they got wrong in their new ad. Guest Angela Rye addresses her epic beatdown on Joe Walsh.
1x88 - Thursday, April 6, 2017
April 6, 2017
Trump changes his tune on Syria and Maxine Waters wants O'Reilly in jail. Guest Mack Wilds talks about his new album and how he got on Adele's video for "Hello."
1x89 - Monday, April 17, 2017
April 17, 2017
Desus & Mero travel to LA for Weed Week! Jerrod Carmichael talks about his idea for a new Titanic movie, meeting Petey Pablo & having no fond memories of being poor.
1x90 - Tuesday, April 18, 2017
April 18, 2017
Lala makes Melo a free agent and Trump casually hopes to avoid nuclear war. Anthony Anderson talks about going back to college and why he had to hire his mother.
1x91 - Wednesday, April 19, 2017
April 19, 2017
The Patriots meet Trump without Brady & O'Reilly meets the Pope without a job. Aubrey Plaza stops by to FaceTime Chelsea Peretti for baby gift ideas.
1x92 - Thursday, April 20, 2017
April 20, 2017
Desus & Mero celebrate 420 by debating who the hottest white male celebrity is. Shane Smith talks about his Picasso plate and being banned from North Korea.
1x93 - Monday, April 24, 2017
April 24, 2017
Obama speaks to Chicago youth about leadership while our nation's leader sends a flurry of angry tweets from his toilet. A Ferg talks fashion & Timb etiquette.
1x94 - Tuesday, April 25, 2017
April 25, 2017
Shea Moisture and FaceApp compete to see which company can offend the most people of color. Jay Williams tells us why he would never gamble with Michael Jordan.
1x95 - Wednesday, April 26, 2017
April 26, 2017
Fox News is an equal opportunity discriminator & their boy Jesse Watters defends Ivanka by making a dick joke. Rick Ross talks healthy eating & makes it rain watermelons.
1x96 - Thursday, April 27, 2017
April 27, 2017
Trump releases his tax plan on what appears to be a dinner napkin. Chad Johnson talks about his FIFA soccer dominance and encourages Desus to make a baby.
1x97 - Monday, May 1, 2017
May 1, 2017
Fyre Festival was neither fire nor festive & Trump thinks the Civil War was just a big misunderstanding. Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses his new book & movie plot holes.
1x98 - Tuesday, May 2, 2017
May 2, 2017
It's racist bobblehead night at Fenway while Lala shades Melo at the Met Gala. The Lucas Bros. discuss their Netflix special and their Jermaine Jackson obsession.
1x99 - Wednesday, May 3, 2017
May 3, 2017
Hillary emerges with some tweet inducing shade for Trump while Jeter & A-Rod bond during a terrible interview. Paul Scheer gives the guys shit for shopping at Erewhon.
1x100 - Thursday, May 4, 2017
May 4, 2017
To celebrate the 100th episode of Desus & Mero, Morning Joe and Mika get engaged and Tom Colicchio joins the guys for a Chopped Cheese taste test.
1x101 - Monday, May 8, 2017
May 8, 2017
Charles Barkley tries to end racism with a TV show while a racist Trader Joe's shopper earns her 15 minutes the hard way. Krishna Andavolu talks about driving stoned.
1x102 - Tuesday, May 9, 2017
May 9, 2017
Sally Yates fact slaps Ted Cruz and Spirit takes bad airline PR to the next level. Shad Moss recalls the time Michael Jordan threw out his sneakers.
1x103 - Wednesday, May 10, 2017
May 10, 2017
Comey gets fired by Trump and Bow Bow gets busted by the internet. Timothy Simons discusses how it sometimes feel like team Trump is parodying Veep.
1x104 - Thursday, May 11, 2017
May 11, 2017
Marcon's wife is his former classmate's hot mom & Trump says things he shouldn't have to Lester Holt. Cipha Sounds recalls the time Jay Z wouldn't give him his number.
1x105 - Monday, May 15, 2017
May 15, 2017
Kellyanne Conway might be as miserable in her job as we hope she is. Al Sharpton recalls what he told Obama in '04 and what he told Trump in '17.
1x106 - Tuesday, May 16, 2017
May 16, 2017
Trump leaks all over some Russians again and his McMaster tries to clean up the mess. Cari Champion explains why thigh meat and journalism mesh.
1x107 - Wednesday, May 17, 2017
May 17, 2017
Putin & Comey both offer to share their notes on Trump's sketchy Oval Office conversations. Whoopi Goldberg discusses fame, the Knicks and her cannabis product for women.
1x108 - Thursday, May 18, 2017
May 18, 2017
Trump cries witch hunt, Ryan learns that tape recorders aren't loyal and there's a Japanese porn star who looks criminally young. Melissa Harris-Perry returns!
1x109 - Monday, May 22, 2017
May 22, 2017
Trump takes his talents to the Middle East for some sword dancing, orb grabbing, & First Lady irritating. NBA'er Enes Kanter explains why Turkey revoked his passport.