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Funhaus - Demo Disk - Season 4

Funhaus - Demo Disk: Season 4 - 9 Episode s

4x1 - GUNGAN STYLE
June 4, 2018
Jacob and I had our first fight today. I claimed that Boss Nass was a different species than the rest of the Gungans due to his widened jawline and lack of protruding eye stalks. Jacob insisted that they are all clearly the same species and that Nass's unique morphology was simply due to weight gained from a lifetime of opulence and leisure. Finally, we compromised by having Omar and Dan beat the christ out of us with some rusted folding chairs we found in a dumpster
4x2 - THE PHANTOM MANASS
June 11, 2018
Disney could make every depraved act in every one of these Rule 34s canon and it still wouldn't be as offensive as that f***ing space-cow riding scene from Attack of the Clones.
4x3 - MORNING WOODY
June 18, 2018
A little over a year ago my wife kicked open our bedroom door and claimed her lordly right of "Prima Nocta". Now I've got this little s**t-stained baby bugging me day and night. Wrap it up, kids. Cue the "More You Know" graphic!
4x4 - RIGHT IN THE ASGARD
June 25, 2018
Tom Holland's Spider-Man is okay, I guess, but his performance strays a little too far from the original source material of floppy bangs, finger guns, and jazz piano solos.
4x5 - BOOTYLICIOUS
July 2, 2018
At this point it might actually be easier to just build a time machine and travel back to 2002 so we can actually play one of these stupid games. If you guys got any hot tips for that, just bombard the subreddit as usual.
4x6 - PEARL HARBOR NECKLACE
July 9, 2018
Fun history fact: When he wasn't too busy marrying his cousin or banging his many mistresses, Franklin Roosevelt actually also served three and half terms as President of The United States!
4x7 - TYRANNOSAURUS SEX
July 16, 2018
"When you get a second can you blur out more of the girl on the Hoverboard getting banged by the man in the inflatable dinosaur costume." - Things you'll hear casually said around the Funhaus offices.
4x8 - ABRAHAM LICKIN
July 23, 2018
"Holy f***ing sh*t! Did you guys see that f***ing battlefield?! There were like, what? Forty, fifty thousand dead and wounded motherf***ers just baking out there? Jesus Sh*t-stained Christ that was tough to look at. I know this f***ing war is important and all, but god damn, you c***suckers are nuts!" Abraham Lincoln (Original opening lines, Gettysburg Address)
4x9 - ALADDIN ME
July 30, 2018
INT. WILLEMS HOUSE - DAY We see the Willems family, JAMES, ELYSE, AND BENSON, sitting around the dinner table in silence for several minutes. James stabs at his food, a look of profound sadness on his face. Elyse looks up, about to say something, then stops herself. The clock ticks away. Finally, Elyse musters the courage to speak. "I'm sure Cocopa's in a better pl-" "DON'T YOU EVER SAY HER NAME!" Elyse sheepishly looks down at her plate. James stares out the window. The clock ticks away.

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