2x1 - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and 2011 Re-Cap

January 8, 2012

Mike and Jay discuss the latest film from David Fincher, as well as some other 2011 releases that they were too lazy to review earlier in the year.

2x2 - The Devil Inside and Flyin' Ryan

January 17, 2012

Jay and Mike discuss having a Devil Inside and how some kid can fly with magical bike reflectors attached to his shoes or whatever.

2x3 - Red Tails

January 26, 2012

Jay and Mike see Red Tails then have a poignant discussion about race and George Lucas.

2x4 - B-Fest 2012 Re-cap

February 7, 2012

Jay and Mike talk about all the amazing films they saw at this year's B-fest, a festival dedicated to terrible movies.

2x5 - Chronicle and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance

February 24, 2012

Mike and Jay discuss a teen super power film as well as the latest Nicholas Cage flop. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett starts his search for love.

2x6 - Silent House and John Carter

March 15, 2012

Mr. Plinkett's got a hot date. Meanwhile Mike and Jay discuss recent releases Silent House and the sci-fi flop John Carter.

2x7 - The Hunger Games and Jeff Who Lives at Home

March 30, 2012

On this whenever’s episode of Half in the Bag Jay and Mike check out “The Hunger Games” as well as the new film from the Duplass Bros. “Jeff Who Lives at Home” – which film will Jay and Mike like more? A hipster indie drama about finding yourself and your happy zone or an action movie aimed at pre-teen girls? Watch the episode and find out, assholes. Also a review of Real Steel would have been more appropriate for this show…

2x8 - Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges

April 15, 2012

Mike and Jay discuss the pros and cons of Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges, while also proving to Plinkett their worthlessness may never end.

2x9 - Zaat!

April 30, 2012

Being too lazy to bother seeing any new releases, Mike and Jay discuss the semi-cult classic film Zaat, about a scientist that turns himself into a giant catfish monster.

2x10 - The Avengers and CPHPIX Film Festival

May 8, 2012

Mike and Jay see The Avengers.

2x11 - Battleship and Dark Shadows

May 25, 2012

Continuing their journey to the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay take a break to discuss the latest Hollywood flops Battleship starring Johnny Depp and Dark Shadows starring Rihanna.

2x12 - Prometheus

June 11, 2012

Mike and Jay talk about the divisive new film Prometheus, Ridley Scott's kinda-sorta prequel to G.I. Jane.

2x13 - Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and That's My Boy

June 28, 2012

Mike and Jay hitch a ride from the worst green screen ever and discuss two more recent Hollywood flops: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the brilliant Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece, That's My Boy.

2x14 - The Amazing Spider-Man

July 8, 2012

The string of quality summer blockbusters continues with The Amazing Spider-Man. Mike, Jay, along with their new friend Rich, discuss while wanting to kill themselves.

2x16 - Step Up Revolution

August 7, 2012

Mike and Jay have finally arrived at the VCR Repair Shop. They use the opportunity to discuss the latest Step Up film in great detail for an extended period of time, with absolutely no distractions or surprise cameos.

2x17 - The Resident Evil Series and Resident Evil: Retribution Part 1

September 21, 2012

2x18 - The Resident Evil Series and Resident Evil: Retribution Part 2

September 21, 2012

2x19 - Looper and Dredd

October 6, 2012

Jay and Mike talk about Looper and Dredd. Meanwhile a charitable act leads to good fortune for Lightning Fast VCR repair.

2x20 - Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4

October 25, 2012

Mike and Jay discuss the recent horror flops Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4. Meanwhile, some creepy things begin to happen around Old Man Plinkett's house. Could it be a Baghuul problem?

2x21 - Skyfall

November 15, 2012

After a bizarre encounter with Mr. Plinkett, Mike and Jay decide to see the latest James Bond film, Skyfall, starring that guy from Cowboys and Aliens.

2x22 - Breaking Dawn Part 2

November 21, 2012

Yep. We saw the new Twilight movie.

2x23 - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

December 19, 2012

Mike and Jay talk about Peter Jackson's latest trip to Middle-Earth, The Hobbit, and frustrate both Tolkien fans and HFR projection supporters in the process.

2x24 - Django Unchained and 2012 Re-cap

December 31, 2012

Mike and Jay discuss Quentin Tarantino’s new film Django Unchained, starring Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, and recount some films they’ve seen in 2012 that they forgot about until just now.