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Season 10
Episode 2

Jeff Goldblum, George Miller

September 4, 2002

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Late Show with David Letterman - S10 - E2

Dave shows a promo for Al Jazzera's new show ""Afghani Idol;"" Dave calls Paul a half-wit, then apologizes several times; George Miller comments on frozen cryogenics and asks, ""What if the person froze to death?""

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Late Show with David Letterman: Season 10 - 52 Episode s

10x1 - Amanda Peet, Tom Dreesen
September 3, 2002
Dave mentions that a street is being named after Paul in his hometown of Thunder Bay, Ontario. Later, Dave plays ""How Many Guys in Alien Suits Can Fit Into a Coffee Shop?""
10x2 - Jeff Goldblum, George Miller
September 4, 2002
Dave shows a promo for Al Jazzera's new show ""Afghani Idol;"" Dave calls Paul a half-wit, then apologizes several times; George Miller comments on frozen cryogenics and asks, ""What if the person froze to death?""
10x3 - Drea de Matteo, Sarah Vowell, The Doves
September 5, 2002
Steph/Monty is on the roof with binoculars, looking for Bon Jovi performing in Times Square. Later, another one of Dave's assistants applies sunscreen on our weary voyeur.
10x4 - Peter Jennings, John Witherspoon
September 6, 2002
During CBS Mailbag, a viewer asks how Biff chose where to go during his summer tour. Biff responds by thanking ""Rand"" and ""McNally,"" who turn out to be a couple of much younger women that he's sleeping with.
10x5 - John McEnroe, Piper Perabo, Queens of the Stone Age
September 9, 2002
Dave shows a (supposed) clip from the hit movie ""SwimFan,"" then chats with Stephanie about the US Open.
10x6 - Jennifer Esposito, Marianne Faithful
September 10, 2002
Dave introduces the man that supposedly punched David Wells; Rupert's Paul Shaffer sandwich beats Europa Cafe's basil chicken sandwich in a taste contest; ""Dr."" Bill DeLace addresses the West Nile Virus.
10x7 - Bill Clinton, Nanci Griffith
September 11, 2002
Dave reflects on a certain one-year anniversary, then chats with his former monologue punching bag, President Bill Clinton.
10x8 - Regis Philbin, Linda Thompson
September 12, 2002
Dave announces the show can no longer be seen in Mexico City; Dave introduces Network Time Killers such as ""Korean Soap Opera Clip of the Night"" and ""Anton Fig's Beret of Mystery""; a dry wall joint sealer is tonight's mystery gadget on ""What the Hell Is It?""
10x9 - Megan Mullally, Rich Hall
September 13, 2002
Dave announces that any cell phones that go off during the taping will be smashed with a hammer; ""Dr. Phil"" (Gerard) tells Dave that he's deeply insane; Rich Hall comments on ""Hollywood's Nicest Couple.""
10x10 - Bruce Willis, Eve
September 23, 2002
After watching Oprah win the Bob Hope Award at last night's Emmys; Dave demands to win it in 2003; Dave gives Barbara Gaines a kiss for her heartfelt speech at last night's ceremony (five-peat!); Biff visits the set of ""CSI: Miami.""
10x11 - Jack Hanna, Tom Cavanagh, Civil War Reenactment
September 24, 2002
In observance of an incedent that occured at a White Sox-Royals game the previous week, two shirtless drunks beat the crap out of Alan. Later, a Civil War battle is awkwardly recreated on 53rd Street.
10x12 - Reese Witherspoon, Juan Montoya, India.Arie
September 25, 2002
During the annual ""New for Fall"" segment, Alan's hair changes color. Later in the same segment, he is beaten up by Harvey Keitel.
10x13 - Rose McGowan, Phillipe Petit
September 26, 2002
Artiste Phillipe Petit walks on a metal cable 12 stories up and 120 feet long across Broadway.
10x14 - Lauren Graham, Colin Quinn
September 27, 2002
Dave announces that he has ""nitrogen narcosis."" Later, during CBS Mailbag, Harold Larkin recalls his harrowing experience of being stuck in an elevator for three hours... with Regis!
10x15 - Patricia Heaton, Murray Walker
September 30, 2002
Dave hollers about being the only person in the entire building who wasn't invited to a staff fondue party for Mary Barclay; billards champ Jeanette ""Black Widow"" Lee does a few trick shots; Patricia Heaton and Murray Walker promote their autobiographies.
10x16 - David Schwimmer, Avril Lavigne
October 1, 2002
Dave reminds the nation that he still definitely wants I-465 (the interstate around Indianapolis) named David Letterman Expressway, then announces that tomorrow he plans to offer the mayor of Indianapolis an enormous bribe to get the wheels turning. Later, Avril Lavigne sings ""SK8ER BOI.""
10x17 - Anthony LaPaglia, Effie Nielson, Clinic
October 2, 2002
Biff celebrates his 56th birthday in grand style; Dave kills a bug on his desk; Dave chats with a nonogenarian weightlifter.
10x18 - Edward Norton, John Mayer
October 3, 2002
Dave contacts Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson's office via telephone, and his assistant tells him that renaming the I-465 is a possibility. Later, John Mayer sang ""Your Body is a Wonderland.""
10x19 - David Arquette, Todd Lynn
October 4, 2002
Dave says he is feeling ""bilious,"" and that he will be going to an anger management course in Pennsylvania this weekend; during CBS Mailbag, Kenny professes his love to Pat on an episode of ""Trading Spaces""; Jimmy Fallon offers Paul a cape for his weekly breakdown.
10x20 - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
October 7, 2002
53rd Street is the stage for the Purina® Dog Chow diving competition; Dave has choice words for Don Hewitt, who disliked a ""60 Minutes"" joke from last friday's show; Dave shows ""Rejected FDA Items"" such as Elmer's® glue with ten essential vitamins and minerals, ""Goat-umms®,"" and Tums® Spicy JalapeÃ±o; Steph/Monty takes a plunge into the doggie water.
10x21 - John McCain, David Sedaris
October 8, 2002
A recurring joke for the night (which involved an ice ball called Quaoar) is botched when Harold Larkin disappears; Senator John McCain plugs his new book ""Worth the Fighting For""; David Sedaris stands at a little podium and reads one of his hilarious essays.
10x22 - Charles Barkley, Franco Zeffirelli, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band
October 9, 2002
Tonight's desk time begins with trouble. A housefly is buzzing Dave, then lands on a guest chair. Dave takes a swat at it and declares ""Late Show"" a no-fly zone. Later, George Clarke is caught consuming glue.
10x23 - Michelle Pfeiffer, Bon Jovi
October 10, 2002
America's fastest-growing whoop-tee-do, ""Stump the Band,"" has the CBS Orchestra so excited that Paul is doing his horrible Carnac impression again. Later, Michelle Pheiffer promotes ""White Oleander.""
10x24 - Johnny Knoxville, Ron White
October 11, 2002
During CBS Mailbag, someone asks ""Who is the smartest person on the Late Show staff?"" Dave points out that Late Show Film Coordinator Rick ""Shecky"" Scheckman is very well-read. George Clarke interrupts to make his case, but Dave isn't buying it. Shortly afterwards, George picks up an armload of library books, then drops them from a window onto Shecky on the street. Shecky kicks the bucket.
10x25 - Debra Messing, Pink
October 14, 2002
Dave shows a newspaper ad from Indy for the Dancers Showclub, instructing guests to take 12B off the ""Dave Letterman Expressway."" He thanks them by promoting the nudie club near the end of the show. Also, Pink sings ""Family Portrait.""
10x26 - Thandie Newton, Faith Hill
October 15, 2002
Dave announces he's been named the 17th-most-powerful person in show business; Don Rickles' torso is the supposed mystery scan on the ""Late Show Celebrity X-Ray Challenge""; Faith Hill discusses her five-year-old daughter's love of Aerosmith.
10x27 - Rudolph Giuliani, Naomi Watts
October 16, 2002
Dave walks around during the monologue; Sam Moore (of Sam & Dave fame) sits in; a giant rat flies over New York City; Naomi Watts promotes â€˜The Ring.""
10x28 - Samuel L. Jackson, Santana & Michelle Branch
October 17, 2002
According to Dave, scientists have discovered a massive black hole at the center of our Milky Way galaxy. Head carpenter Harold Larkin is good enough to open the side stage door so we can have a look. The black hole sucks Harold's pants off. Later, Alan professes his love for the Anaheim Angels' Rally Monkey.
10x29 - P. Diddy, Eddie Brill
October 18, 2002
During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke receives a mint-flavored flu shot, and we learn where the blue index cards go after each show (the furnace). Later, Late Show warm-up comedian Eddie Brill does standup.
10x30 - Bonnie Hunt, Christina Aquilera
October 28, 2002
Steph/Monty asks ""Survivor 5"" loser Robb Zbacnik two very interrogating questions: 1. ""How did you find the weather in Thailand?"" 2. ""Did you see or touch any monkeys?"" Also, Anaheim Angels pitcher Scott Spiezio presents the Top Ten via satellite, Bonnie Hunt surprises Dave by wearing glasses during her interview; Christina Aguilera sings ""Beautiful.""
10x31 - Salma Hayek, Tori Amos
October 29, 2002
Intuitive Deborah Lynn ready for another dismal failure in ""Psychic Sandwich""; Dave looks at a Cooking Light magazine for some unexplained reason; Salma Hayek promotes ""Frida.""
10x32 - Warren Zevon
October 30, 2002
It's a somber and bittersweet night as Dave brings out longtime friend Warren Zevon as his only guest. Zevon was recently diagnosed with terminal cancer, and the second half of the episode is just him performing. -- heystu
10x33 - Jerry Seinfeld, Foo Fighters
October 31, 2002
Amongst this year's ""New Halloween Costumes:"" Dr. Phil, a ""Marlboro Grocery Check-Out order divider,"" and a trio of Saddam Hussein doubles. Plus, ten drill instructors present the Top Ten, Jerry Seinfeld comments on terrorism, and Foo Fighters perform ""All My Life.""
10x34 - Don Rickles, Jim Gaffigan
November 1, 2002
During CBS Mailbag, George Clarke explains why breakfast is the most important meal of the day, while Dave has an exclusive interview with ""Lizzie Grubman"" (actually Gerard Mulligan). Later, Dave welcomes his old buddy Don Rickles.
10x35 - Stupid Human Tricks, Sean Hayes, Willie Nelson & Ryan Adams
November 4, 2002
During ""Stupid Human Tricks,"" a couple from Chicago switches underwear with each other without taking off their clothes; former Mets manager Bobby Valentine presents the Top Ten; Sean Hayes of ""Will & Grace"" fame plugs the TV biopic ""Martin & Lewis.""
10x36 - Julianne Moore, Grant Paulsen, Blind Boys of Alabama
November 6, 2002
Dave shows (bogus) footage of Bill Clinton accepting the nomination for a third term in office; Julianne Moore plugs ""Far From Heaven""; 14-year-old sports journalist Grant Paulson gives his two cents about current events.
10x37 - Kid Inventors, Tom Brokaw, The Wallflowers
November 7, 2002
Dave accuses Indianapolis mayor Bart Peterson of letting the expressway thing go through, and then makes an ultimatum. Later, a ""Kid Inventor"" from Tampa demonstrates her ""Easy Fill Garbage Bag System.""
10x38 - Brittany Murphy, Al Lubel
November 8, 2002
During Mailbag, James Jackson ""Biff"" Henderson ""answers"" a question about his name by standing around with the Hi-Ho girls; Dave points out that this his 1900th episode on CBS, give or take a special; legendary TV director and fashion model Hal Gurnee brings Paul his cape.
10x39 - Robin Williams, Emily Proctor
November 11, 2002
Steph/Monty analyzes the recent election; Robin Williams promotes his ""Live on Broadway"" CD; ten astronauts present the Top Ten.
10x40 - Kelly Ripa, Emmitt Smith, Missy Elliott
November 12, 2002
Dave apologizes to his Broadway neighbors for setting off fireworks the previous night; Dave points out that in Europe, the name of Eminem's new movie is ""12.875 Kilometer""; Missy Elliott performs ""Work It.""
10x41 - Barbara Walters, Joe Pantoliano
November 13, 2002
Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits sits in; Joe Pantoliano plugs his new book; amongst the potential bestsellers coming out this Christmas: More Advice I Pulled Out of My Ass by Dr. Phil.
10x42 - Maggie Gyllenhaal, Pearl Jam
November 14, 2002
During a timeline of a day in the life of Saddam Hussein, we learn that Iraqi People Weekly has named him ""Sexiest Man Alive"" for the tenth straight year. Also, Pat and Kenny read another Oprah transcript, this time with Kenny playing an overexcited Goldie Hawn.
10x43 - Al Gore, Pearl Jam
November 15, 2002
CBS Mailbag: A viewer asks, ""How would New York City be different if you were mayor?"" We then go outside to where two police officers are cracking down on a parking violator. His punishment? He has to sit in the Late Show audience.
10x44 - Kevin James, matchbox 20
November 18, 2002
The entire audience for tonight's show is from Schoharie, New York. In honor of his generosity, the street that goes to the local sewer plant has been renamed ""David Letterman Lane."" Also, ""Biff Henderson's America"" visits Schoharie, the mayor of the village presents the Top Ten, and matchbox twenty performs ""Disease.""
10x45 - Shania Twain, Cristiano da Matta
November 19, 2002
Dave asks Harold Larkin if he watched the Lenoid Meteor Shower last night. He then opens the exit next to the stage, where, with the magic of green-screen, the moon explodes. Also, Shania Twain sings ""I'm Gonna Getcha Good!""
10x46 - Adam Sandler, Pussycat Dolls
November 20, 2002
Adam Sandler expresses a desire to hang out with Dave. Also, the Pussycat Dolls burlesque troupe performs with special guest Carmen Electra.
10x47 - Ice Cube, Cast of Hairspray
November 21, 2002
Dave points out that a doctor in England recently did an autopsy for a paying audience. Cut to George Clarke, in the boiler room, who by coincidence is also conducting an autopsy... on a chicken. George is unable to determine the cause of death, but the corpse sure is tasty!
10x48 - Harry Connick Jr., Larry Miller
November 22, 2002
During Mailbag, a viewer asks if Biff ever takes off his headset. Dave spins the query by asking what he listens to on those things. Biff then removes the headset and puts it up to the boom microphone. We can hear the opening theme and intro of Jay Leno's show. Biff quickly adds, ""I only listen to the monologue.""
10x49 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, Audioslave
November 25, 2002
Lisa Kudrow promotes ""Analyze That"" while Audioslave brings the house down (almost literally) with a scorching rendition of ""Cochise.""
10x50 - George Clooney, Jack Hanna
November 26, 2002
Production staff member Eddie Valk tries to answer the question, ""Can a Guy in a Turkey Suit Hail a Cab?"" Apparently not. Later, Steph/Monty grills George Clooney about his nude scene in the film ""Solaris.""
10x51 - Ray Romano, Jurassic 5
November 27, 2002
Dave rants about a false alarm on a New York City blizzard; amongst the potential bestselling gifts for Christmas is a futuristic clock that tells the time one hour in the future; Bill DeLace presents ""Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear in a Supermarket.""
10x52 - Amy Sedaris, The Strokes
November 28, 2002
For Thanksgiving, Marv Albert sits at Dorothy's kitchen table, eagerly anticipating one of her world-famous pies. Also, The Strokes perform ""Someday.""

10x1 - Amanda Peet, Tom Dreesen

10x2 - Jeff Goldblum, George Miller

10x3 - Drea de Matteo, Sarah Vowell, The Doves

10x4 - Peter Jennings, John Witherspoon

10x5 - John McEnroe, Piper Perabo, Queens of the Stone Age

10x6 - Jennifer Esposito, Marianne Faithful

10x7 - Bill Clinton, Nanci Griffith

10x8 - Regis Philbin, Linda Thompson

10x9 - Megan Mullally, Rich Hall

10x10 - Bruce Willis, Eve

10x11 - Jack Hanna, Tom Cavanagh, Civil War Reenactment

10x12 - Reese Witherspoon, Juan Montoya, India.Arie

10x13 - Rose McGowan, Phillipe Petit

10x14 - Lauren Graham, Colin Quinn

10x15 - Patricia Heaton, Murray Walker

10x16 - David Schwimmer, Avril Lavigne

10x17 - Anthony LaPaglia, Effie Nielson, Clinic

10x18 - Edward Norton, John Mayer

10x19 - David Arquette, Todd Lynn

10x20 - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

10x21 - John McCain, David Sedaris

10x22 - Charles Barkley, Franco Zeffirelli, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

10x23 - Michelle Pfeiffer, Bon Jovi

10x24 - Johnny Knoxville, Ron White

10x25 - Debra Messing, Pink

10x26 - Thandie Newton, Faith Hill

10x27 - Rudolph Giuliani, Naomi Watts

10x28 - Samuel L. Jackson, Santana & Michelle Branch

10x29 - P. Diddy, Eddie Brill

10x30 - Bonnie Hunt, Christina Aquilera

10x31 - Salma Hayek, Tori Amos

10x32 - Warren Zevon

10x33 - Jerry Seinfeld, Foo Fighters

10x34 - Don Rickles, Jim Gaffigan

10x35 - Stupid Human Tricks, Sean Hayes, Willie Nelson & Ryan Adams

10x36 - Julianne Moore, Grant Paulsen, Blind Boys of Alabama

10x37 - Kid Inventors, Tom Brokaw, The Wallflowers

10x38 - Brittany Murphy, Al Lubel

10x39 - Robin Williams, Emily Proctor

10x40 - Kelly Ripa, Emmitt Smith, Missy Elliott

10x41 - Barbara Walters, Joe Pantoliano

10x42 - Maggie Gyllenhaal, Pearl Jam

10x43 - Al Gore, Pearl Jam

10x44 - Kevin James, matchbox 20

10x45 - Shania Twain, Cristiano da Matta

10x46 - Adam Sandler, Pussycat Dolls

10x47 - Ice Cube, Cast of Hairspray

10x48 - Harry Connick Jr., Larry Miller

10x49 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Lisa Kudrow, Audioslave

10x50 - George Clooney, Jack Hanna

10x51 - Ray Romano, Jurassic 5

10x52 - Amy Sedaris, The Strokes

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