13x1 - Show #2414

August 29, 2005

13x2 - Show #2415

August 30, 2005

13x3 - Show #2416

August 31, 2005

13x4 - Show #2417

September 1, 2005

13x5 - Show #2418

September 2, 2005

13x6 - Show #2419

September 5, 2005

13x7 - Show #2420

September 6, 2005

13x8 - Show #2421

September 7, 2005

13x9 - Show #2422

September 8, 2005

13x10 - Show #2423

September 9, 2005

13x11 - Show #2424

September 12, 2005

13x12 - Show #2425

September 13, 2005

13x13 - Show #2426

September 14, 2005

13x14 - Show #2427

September 15, 2005

13x15 - Show #2428

September 16, 2005

13x16 - Show #2429

September 19, 2005

13x17 - Show #2430

September 20, 2005

13x18 - Show #2431

September 21, 2005

13x19 - Show #2432

September 22, 2005

13x20 - Show #2433

September 23, 2005

13x21 - Show #2434

October 3, 2005

13x22 - Show #2435

October 4, 2005

13x23 - Show #2436

October 5, 2005

13x24 - Show #2437

October 6, 2005

Jon Stewart and singer David Gray are tonight's guests.

13x25 - Show #2438

October 7, 2005

13x26 - Show #2439

October 10, 2005

13x27 - Show #2440

October 11, 2005

13x28 - Show #2441

October 12, 2005

13x29 - Show #2442

October 13, 2005

13x30 - Show #2443

October 14, 2005

13x31 - Show #2444

October 17, 2005

13x32 - Show #2445

October 18, 2005

13x33 - Show #2446

October 19, 2005

The Rock and 13-year-old piano prodigy Kit Armstrong appear on tonights show.

13x34 - Show #2447

October 20, 2005

Houston Astros pitcher (and 2006 NLCS MVP) Roy Oswalt presents the Top Ten; with a little help from Dave, Madonna rides a horse for the first time since a much-publicized incident two months earlier; Melissa Etheridge performs "I Run For Life."

13x35 - Show #2448

October 21, 2005

Gavin MacLeod (in full Captain Steubing regalia) makes a few football prognostications; Al Franken promotes his new book; Al Green performs "Everything's Okay."

13x36 - Show #2449

October 24, 2005

13x37 - Show #2450

October 25, 2005

Uma Thurman and Rachel Ray appear on tonights show.

13x38 - Show #2451

October 26, 2005

13x39 - Show #2452

November 3, 2005

13x40 - Show #2453

November 4, 2005

13x41 - Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent

November 7, 2005

13x42 - Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr

November 8, 2005

13x43 - Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff

November 9, 2005

13x45 - Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio

November 11, 2005

13x46 - Kid scientists, John Cusack

November 14, 2005

13x47 - Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood

November 15, 2005

Over at Hello Deli, a lady from Des Moines, Iowa correctly guesses that Rupert is singing a Toby Keith song; Joaquin Phoenix promotes Walk The Line; Trisha Yearwood performed "Trying to Love You."

13x48 - Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley

November 16, 2005

13x49 - Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams

November 17, 2005

13x50 - Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino

November 18, 2005

13x51 - George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson

November 21, 2005

Dave shocks the audience with the news that Oprah Winfrey will be a guest on the show a week from Thursday; Biff undergoes Lasek eye surgery; George Clooney promotes "Syriana."

13x52 - Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb

November 22, 2005

13x53 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi

November 23, 2005

President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throughout the night, Professor Robert Mundell tells Rodney Dangerfield jokes; Alan abruptly starts singing The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps."

13x54 - Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio

November 24, 2005

13x55 - John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan

November 25, 2005

Johnny Dark tries to sell Dave a 18-pound lobster; John Malkovich shares an amusing anecdote about his mother; race-car driver Tony Stewart plays "Joe Gibbs or Monkey?"

13x56 - Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet

November 28, 2005

Dave orders some decaf coffee from Starbucks; Dave reveals the giant Oprah photo in the backdrop again, then puts a much smaller photo of Regis right next to it; Amanda Peet promotes Syriana; The Darkness perform "Is It Just Me?"

13x57 - Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks

November 29, 2005

13x58 - Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd

November 30, 2005

13x59 - Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt

December 1, 2005

13x60 - Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer

December 2, 2005

13x61 - Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor

December 12, 2005

13x62 - Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon

December 13, 2005

13x63 - Stephen Colbert, Aqualung

December 14, 2005

Dave participates in a Holiday toy demonstration; Biff tells "It's so cold..." jokes; Aqualung performs "Brighter Than Sunshine."

13x64 - Alec Baldwin, Shakira

December 15, 2005

13x65 - Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft

December 16, 2005

13x66 - Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists

December 19, 2005

13x67 - Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith

December 20, 2005

Tonights guests include Bonnie Hunt and Stephen A. Smith.

13x68 - Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen

December 21, 2005

13x69 - Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler

December 22, 2005

13x70 - Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love

December 23, 2005

13x71 - Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy

January 2, 2006

Dave explains how he ordered Sue Hum to make a cupcake costume just for heck of it; Biff reads a movie review from the newspaper; Heather Graham promotes her new sitcom; Fall Out Boy performs "Dance, Dance."

13x72 - Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana

January 3, 2006

Tonights guests include Bill O'Reilly and Eric Bana.

13x73 - Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert

January 4, 2006

13x74 - Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common

January 5, 2006

13x75 - Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations

January 6, 2006

Johnny Dark "celebrates" 39 years as a CBS page; Alan makes predictions for 2006; The Temptations perform "My Girl."

13x76 - Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari

January 9, 2006

The apparent theme of the night is "Love Train"; Albert Brooks sings "Thanks to the Memories" believing that Dave is retiring; "Laguna Beach" star Kristen Cavallari promotes her new reality show.

13x77 - Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap

January 10, 2006

Dave demands that the O'Jays perform "Love Train" on the show; Alan criticizes "Dancing with the Stars," then starts prancing around in a gold shirt; Scarlett Johansson (in her first appearance on the show in eight years) promotes Match Point.

13x78 - Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte

January 11, 2006

13x79 - Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg

January 12, 2006

13x80 - Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen

January 13, 2006

13x81 - Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu

January 16, 2006

Dave laments the Colts' playoff loss and teases with retirement again; Alan's alter ego "Fat Momma Kalter" storms out of the theater; Matisyahu performs "King Without a Crown."

13x82 - Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor

January 17, 2006

Dave wears the skin of a roasted chicken on his head; Rupert and the models are subject to a pizza taste test; "Is This Anything?" is revived to Dave's delight; "Leyan Lo" (the new world record-holder for solving a Rubik's Cube) fails to beat his personal best and melts down onstage.

13x83 - Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget

January 18, 2006

Tonights guests include Kate Beckinsale and Bob Saget.

13x84 - Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt

January 19, 2006

13x85 - Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster

January 20, 2006

A cop from New Jersey pleads the fifth on "Know Your Current Events"; Johnny Dark comments on Dave's heart; Charles Grodin defends his performance in the 1976 remake of King Kong.

13x86 - Anthony Hopkins

January 23, 2006

13x87 - Bernie Mac, Beth Orton

January 24, 2006

Dave celebrates 2,500 shows at CBS with "Staffer Memories"; a recent graduate from Penn State is invited to ride a taxi pantsless; Dave and Emma Thompson instigate a pie fight.

13x88 - Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom

January 25, 2006

Esteban sits in with the band; Jeff Altman shares an amusing story about Johnny Carson; Wicked Wisdom (a band with Jada Pinkett-Smith on lead vocals) performs "Something Inside of Me."

13x89 - Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton

February 2, 2006

13x90 - P Diddy, Train

February 3, 2006

Paul does his "Carnac" homage again during "Stump The Band"; Olympic snowboarder Seth Wescott presents the Top Ten; Pat Farmer drops stale chips and dip onto 53rd Street; Train performed "Cab."

13x91 - Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé

February 6, 2006

Comedian Andy Kindler reports from Super Bowl XL; Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger gets his beard shaved off by Dave and an audience member; Harrison Ford announces that he's in "a bubble of giddiness."

13x92 - Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith

February 7, 2006

13x93 - Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys

February 8, 2006

Biff pretends to report from the Grammys; "Stupid Human Tricks" includes a woman who whistles the theme from The Andy Griffith Show with her toes; The Beastie Boys perform "So What'cha Want" with several audience members holding handheld camcorders.

13x94 - Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum

February 9, 2006

Tonights guests include Senator John McCain and Heidi Klum.