2x1 - Show #0220

August 29, 1994

2x2 - Show #0221

August 30, 1994

2x3 - Show #0222

August 31, 1994

2x4 - Show #0223

September 1, 1994

2x5 - Show #0224

September 2, 1994

2x6 - Show #0225

September 5, 1994

2x7 - Show #0226

September 6, 1994

Throughout the night, an audience woman from Brooklyn kicks footballs.

2x8 - Show #0227

September 7, 1994

2x9 - Show #0228

September 8, 1994

2x10 - Show #0229

September 9, 1994

2x11 - Show #0230

September 12, 1994

2x12 - Show #0231

September 13, 1994

2x13 - Show #0232

September 14, 1994

2x14 - Show #0233

September 15, 1994

""Dropping Stuff Off the 8th Floor Window"" includes: champagne bottles, confetti, a TV monitor, presidential plates, fluorescent tubes, and bowling balls into a bathtub of pudding. The first two miss their mark; the third makes it but destroys the tub.

2x15 - Show #0234

September 16, 1994

Dave comments on Robbie Kondor; a car alarm goes off outside the theater, so Dave goes outside and bombs the offending car; Chuck Berry sings ""Johnny B. Goode""; Zsa Zsa Gabor laments and spews profanities after discovering her car has been destroyed.

2x16 - Show #0235

September 19, 1994

Hal Gurnee harasses taxi drivers by posting their images on the Times Square jumbotron.

2x17 - Show #0236

September 20, 1994

2x18 - Show #0237

September 21, 1994

An audience member gives Dave a tiny pair of pants; Gavin MacLeod pops in several times, interrupting the monologue and presenting the Top Ten.

2x19 - Show #0238

September 22, 1994

John Popper sits in with the band; Bill Murray tours Broadway; Macaulay Culkin promotes ""Richie Rich.""

2x20 - Show #0239

September 23, 1994

2x21 - Show #0240

September 26, 1994

2x22 - Show #0241

September 27, 1994

2x23 - Show #0242

September 28, 1994

2x24 - Show #0243

September 29, 1994

2x25 - Show #0244

September 30, 1994

2x26 - Show #0245

October 3, 1994

2x27 - Show #0246

October 4, 1994

2x28 - Show #0247

October 5, 1994

2x29 - Show #0248

October 6, 1994

2x30 - Show #0249

October 7, 1994

Tim Allen promotes his bestselling book, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man.

2x31 - Show #0250

October 10, 1994

2x32 - Show #0251

October 11, 1994

2x33 - Show #0252

October 12, 1994

2x34 - Show #0253

October 13, 1994

2x35 - Show #0254

October 14, 1994

2x36 - Show #0255

October 24, 1994

2x37 - Show #0256

October 25, 1994

2x38 - Show #0257

October 26, 1994

Two standby audience folks named Jenya and Gary are sent to take food to Dan Rather, courtesy of Rupert. Later, Mike Judge discusses his hit MTV show ""Beavis & Butt-head.""

2x39 - Show #0258

October 27, 1994

2x40 - Show #0259

October 28, 1994

2x41 - Show #0260

October 31, 1994

Calvert goes trick-or-treating in Nutley, New Jersey (Martha Stewart's hometown); Lauren Bacall plugs ""Pret-a-Porter"" (Ready to Wear).

2x42 - Show #0261

November 1, 1994

John Popper sits in; throughout the night, Mujibur and Sirajul appear as correspondents on Court TV; Elijah Wood plugs North.

2x43 - Show #0262

November 2, 1994

2x44 - Show #0263

November 3, 1994

Dave gets freshened up by a street sweeper; Rupert serves ""Bill Clinton Soup.""

2x45 - Show #0264

November 4, 1994

2x47 - Show #0266

November 9, 1994

2x48 - Show #0267

November 10, 1994

2x49 - Show #0268

November 11, 1994

Live via telephone, Jerry Lewis pronounces the new governor's name ""Puh-tack-ee;"" ""Picket Fences"" star Fyvush Finkel sings ""If I Were a Rich Man;"" The Cranberries perform ""Zombie.""

2x50 - Show #0269

November 14, 1994

Dave selects a woman from outside named Laurie Byrd to be his co-host tonight; Biff and George Clarke recreate a scene from the hit CBS miniseries ""Scarlett.""

2x51 - Show #0270

November 15, 1994

2x52 - Show #0271

November 16, 1994

2x53 - Show #0272

November 17, 1994

2x54 - Show #0273

November 18, 1994

2x55 - Show #0274

November 21, 1994

2x56 - Show #0275

November 22, 1994

2x57 - Show #0276

November 23, 1994

2x58 - Show #0277

November 24, 1994

2x59 - Show #0278

November 25, 1994

2x60 - Show #0279

November 28, 1994

The outside cam reveals that Dave's picture in the window of Joe G's Pizza. Dave calls and distracts Joe while Paul steals the unflattering portrait; Jon Lovitz plugs North.

2x61 - Show #0280

November 29, 1994

Roseanne makes a rare political statement; Dave's accountant Fred Nigro takes a bow.

2x62 - Show #0281

November 30, 1994

Mujibur, Sirajul and Tony Randall take a photo together; tonight's celebrities in the audience: Mia Farrow, Eddie Murphy and Sharon Stone.

2x63 - Show #0282

December 1, 1994

2x64 - Show #0283

December 2, 1994

One of tonight's cue cards goes to a garbage truck outside; in the latest edition of ""Rupert and Me,"" Dave radios strange comments to Rupert, which are then repeated out loud to annoyed passers-by; Nicholas Turturro sings ""My Way;"" Michael Keaton gets arrested for shoplifting at Hello Deli.

2x65 - Show #0284

December 12, 1994

Cold Opening: Jim Carrey and an unshaven Dave goof around. Later in the show, Mickey, the barber at the Wellington Hotel, shaves off Dave's beard.

2x66 - Show #0285

December 13, 1994

2x67 - Show #0286

December 14, 1994

2x68 - Show #0287

December 15, 1994

Siskel and Ebert throw snowballs; Michael J. Fox walks onstage with a cow.

2x69 - Show #0288

December 16, 1994

2x70 - Show #0289

December 19, 1994

2x71 - Show #0290

December 20, 1994

2x72 - Show #0291

December 21, 1994

2x73 - Show #0292

December 22, 1994

2x74 - Show #0293

December 23, 1994

2x75 - Show #0294

December 26, 1994

Bad Religion performed ""Infected""

2x76 - Show #0295

December 27, 1994

2x77 - Show #0296

December 28, 1994

During ""Charts and Graphs,"" Dave sends an audience member down the street for copies of a chart. Also, Dave calls the mother of a different audience member, but he ends up leaving a message on her machine.

2x78 - Show #0297

December 29, 1994

A customer at Hello Deli shows Dave her holiday photos. Later, Dave checks his temperature (99.5 F).

2x79 - Show #0298

December 30, 1994

Dave ends the show early yet again, and Paul finds him sobbing on the Ricki Lake show; Biff has champagne coming out of his ears; Dick Clark presents the Top Ten; Dave and Richard Simmons go harassing people door-to-door in New Jersey.

2x80 - Show #0299

January 2, 1995

2x81 - Show #0300

January 3, 1995

2x82 - Show #0301

January 4, 1995

Michael Buffer announces Phil Hartman's entry onstage; a comely postal carrier distracts Dave.

2x83 - Show #0302

January 5, 1995

2x84 - Show #0303

January 6, 1995

Dave autographs a ham; Calvert (dressed as Newt Gingrich's mother) presents the Top Ten.

2x85 - Show #0304

January 9, 1995

2x86 - Show #0305

January 10, 1995

2x87 - Show #0306

January 11, 1995

2x88 - Show #0307

January 12, 1995

An audience member hangs out in the band section; Mujibur and Sirajul become the latest witnesses to testify for O.J. Simpson.

2x89 - Show #0308

January 13, 1995

Al Green performs ""Let's Stay Together.""

2x90 - Show #0309

January 16, 1995

2x91 - Show #0310

January 17, 1995

2x92 - Show #0311

January 18, 1995

2x93 - Show #0312

January 19, 1995

2x94 - Show #0313

January 20, 1995

2x95 - Show #0314

January 30, 1995

2x96 - Show #0315

January 31, 1995

Dave shows a (bogus) Super Bowl ad starring himself; Gerard presents ""Top Ten Signs You're Not the Sexiest Man Alive.""