3x1 - Show #0440

September 4, 1995

Dave grills his new announcer, making him do voiceovers throughout the show (including #1 on the top ten list).

3x2 - Show #0441

September 5, 1995

Tom Snyder wants everybody to know that he does not hold a grudge with Dave. Meanwhile, Alan Kalter continues to get used to his new surroundings.

3x3 - Show #0442

September 6, 1995

Charlton Heston plays ""Dave's Boss"" and bullies him mercilessly. Later, Kevin Pollak promotes ""The Usual Suspects.""

3x4 - Show #0443

September 7, 1995

Amongst the ""Items Included in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:"" Stuff found in ZZ Top's beards, a guitar made of David Crosby's old liver, and Marv Albert's Rock & Roll Bloopers, with Hootie (as in Hootie and the Blowfish) getting hit on the head by a basketball. Meanwhile, in order to prepare for an Olympic diver that will be appearing later, Dave recruits Alan and an audience member to get in a tank.

3x5 - Show #0444

September 8, 1995

Wesley Snipes promotes ""Money Train,"" then strips to a dress.

3x6 - Show #0445

September 11, 1995

A day after the Emmy Awards, Dave tosses donuts into the audience with the new Donut-A-Pult. Quote Dave: ""Now it's really hard to believe we didn't win an Emmy."" Meanwhile, Biff Henderson recites a passage from the Packwood Diaries.

3x7 - Show #0446

September 12, 1995

The Donutapult returns, while Dave brings in a cabbie to write a Top Ten list.

3x8 - Show #0447

September 13, 1995

While promoting the movie ""Showgirls,"" star Elizabeth Berkeley gives Dave a lap dance.

3x9 - Show #0448

September 14, 1995

Gerard, Rupert, and others discuss what they like about Autumn, while Rush Limbaugh introduces a mini-Donutapult.

3x10 - Show #0449

September 15, 1995

During CBS Mailbag, Cyndi Lauper sings ""Lactose Intolerant."" Later, the Donutapult makes one last appearance.

3x11 - Show #0450

September 18, 1995

Throughout the show, winners of obscure beauty pageants (including ""Miss Peanut"" and ""Miss South Carolina Tobacco"") walk across the stage and escort tonight's guests.

3x12 - Show #0451

September 19, 1995

Dick Assman is still popular in Canada; Newt Gingrich presents the Top Ten list; Thomas Haden Church promotes ""Ned & Stacey""; Dave juggles peaches.

3x13 - Show #0452

September 20, 1995

Rudy Guiliani give Dave a key to the city, then takes it back.

3x14 - Show #0453

September 21, 1995

Dave gives a three pound ham to an audience member, while ""Friends"" star Courtney Cox launches the ""Donutapult 2000.""

3x15 - Show #0454

September 22, 1995

Eddie Jamison (the guy who said ""I Love You, Man!"" in those beer commercials) interrupts the monologue; Doc Severinsen sits in with the band; Mary Tyler Moore accuses Dave of being a brown-noser.

3x16 - Show #0455

September 25, 1995

Doc Severinsen is still sitting in; The Delaria Sisters, a group of women who hang by their hair on a pole, demonstrate their skills; Dave chats with a grade-schooler who ran off a burgler.

3x17 - Show #0456

September 26, 1995

Dave invites his neighbor Steve over for coffee; Ellen Cleghorne promotes her new sitcom.

3x18 - Show #0457

September 27, 1995

13 NYC cab drivers are invited to serve on a mock jury to determine the fate of OJ Simpson. Instead, they're serenaded by Mel Torme.

3x19 - Show #0458

September 28, 1995

1995: Uma Thurman joins Geraldo Rivera as the mock jury of cab drivers continues to deliberate, led by foreman Parminder Singh. Dave notes, ""Uma, Parminder; Parminder, Uma.""

3x20 - Show #0459

September 29, 1995

Dave introduces ""The Donutapult 2000+,"" which is so big it has to sit out on 53rd Street. Later in the show, it is converted into ""The Melonapult 2000+.""

3x21 - Show #0460

October 2, 1995

Amongst the latest ""Back-to-School Items:"" Oreo Cookies with Clearasil Pad Filling, Larry King Ex-Wife Trading Cards, and a Kate Moss Lunchbox. Later, Andy Dick promotes ""Newsradio.""

3x22 - Show #0461

October 3, 1995

The cast and crew explains why they're glad the O. J. Simpson trial is over; Julianne Moore promotes ""Safe.""

3x23 - Show #0462

October 4, 1995

Pete Fatovich, ""Creepy Dave,"" and Gerard comment on the OJ verdict, while Chazz Palminteri gives an audience member his coat.

3x24 - Show #0463

October 5, 1995

Dave's ""younger brother Carl"" sits in on violin; Dave thinks he's on a caffeine buzz.

3x25 - Show #0464

October 6, 1995

3x26 - Show #0465

October 16, 1995

Dave, Cybill Shepherd, and sports legend Joe Montana throw footballs into cabs on 53rd Street. After repeated attempts, all three find their target at once. Also, Dave announces that tonight's show is in ""actual size.""

3x27 - Show #0466

October 17, 1995

Via live remote, Dave asks a customer at a nearby laundromat to take a pair of pants out of the dryer and bring them into the theater for guest Richard Simmons to wear.

3x28 - Show #0467

October 18, 1995

Marilyn Horne of the Metropolitan Opera presents the Top Ten; the Rev. Jesse Jackson discusses current events and mentions his son's run for Congress.

3x29 - Show #0468

October 19, 1995

During CBS Mailbag, Dave goes sailing with Paul, the models and Bob Denver. Later, William Shatner is beamed out of his seat.

3x30 - Show #0469

October 20, 1995

Dave goes to New Jersey to find a date for mailroom employee/superstar extrordinaire Bob Borden. Meanwhile, Paul is missing, so Dave leaves the theater and finds him chatting at a party with Woody Allen.

3x31 - Show #0470

October 23, 1995

Dave starts reading the Miranda Rights before realizing he has the wrong index card. He leaves the studio to search for the correct card and finds ""NYPD Blue"" stars Jimmy Smits and Dennis Franz reading the Top Ten List to a captured thug.

3x32 - Show #0471

October 24, 1995

Throughout the show, The ""Jimmy Letterman Singers"" sing ""Jimmy."" Later in the show, Dave concedes: ""It sucks, it stinks, it blows; it ain't working.""

3x33 - Show #0472

October 25, 1995

Throughout this year's World Series, kid reporter Sparky Mortimer has been making reports from the stadiums in Cleveland and Atlanta. Tonight, he lands a quick interview with Braves owner Ted Turner.

3x34 - Show #0473

October 26, 1995

During CBS Mailbag, Paul does a Johnny Carson impression. Later, Dave and Michael Rappaport lather up in order to use the CBS spa.

3x35 - Show #0474

October 27, 1995

Dave and Paul recruit a guy named Moe from a delicatessen, and the CBS Orchestra puts together a music video about him. Later, Sparky Mortimer runs the bases at Jacobs Field in Cleveland.

3x36 - Show #0475

October 30, 1995

Upon returning to NYC, Dave gives Sparky a pat on the back for a job well done; Casey Kasem introduces Wayne Hazeltine and the Pants Across America Tour; Carol Burnett takes off her skirt.

3x37 - Show #0476

October 31, 1995

A pumpkin launcher is demonstrated on 53rd Street, while The Pants Across America tour stops at St. Louis.

3x38 - Show #0477

November 1, 1995

Casey Kasem and the Pants Across America tour reports from Mount Rushmore, while up and coming actress Claire Danes introduces one of her favorite bands, UB40.

3x39 - Show #0478

November 2, 1995

Carol Channing harasses Dave during CBS Mailbag; the tour hits the Grand Canyon.

3x40 - Show #0479

November 3, 1995

Tonight on the ""Pants Across America"" tour, Casey Kasem is in Las Vegas, listening to an Elvis impersonator perform ""Burning Love.""

3x41 - Show #0480

November 6, 1995

3x42 - Show #0481

November 7, 1995

Television City Studios, Day 2: Danny DeVito and Dave get into the stage pool and have a water fight. Meanwhile, Tony Mendez continues his cameo appearances on TV shows; tonight he's seen in clips from ""Friends"" and ""Grace Under Fire.""

3x43 - Show #0482

November 8, 1995

From Los Angeles: Alka Seltzer® is inserted into the backdrop pool; Demi Moore presents ""The Top Ten Least Popular Stripper Names;"" Green Day performs ""86.""

3x44 - Show #0483

November 9, 1995

Red Hot Chili Peppers – ""My Friends""

3x45 - Show #0484

November 10, 1995

3x46 - Show #0485

November 13, 1995

Biff interrupts Dave's opening remarks and asks for water. Out runs NYC marathon winner German Silva with his drink. Later, Bill Murray cooks toast, and Silver runs by again to pick it up.

3x47 - Show #0486

November 14, 1995

Dave uses the speaker phone to get someone to bring him pizza. Later, thirty folks show up with boxes, and slices are handed out to the audience. Also, the United States is in the middle of a government shutdown, so Dave calls the Pentagon, misdials, finally gets an answering machine, and hangs up. A stagehand gives him an ax, cuts the phone cord, and hands the phone to an audience member.

3x49 - Show #0488

November 16, 1995

An audience guy holds cue cards in place of Tony (he's sick), while Sean Penn promotes ""Dead Man Walking.""

3x50 - Show #0489

November 17, 1995

The Presidents of the United States of America perform their breakthrough hit, ""Toad.""

3x51 - Show #0490

November 20, 1995

Dave sends mailroom dude/budding diva Bob Borden to Washington as a White House correspondent.

3x52 - Show #0491

November 21, 1995

Dave asks folks on the street (including a poorly disguised Michael J. Fox) what they think of the federal budget crisis; Bob Borden makes his first report from DC.

3x53 - Show #0492

November 22, 1995

Amongst what's ""New for the Holidays"": Gingerbread Rats, Howard Stern's book ""Miss America"" read by James Earl Jones, and Kreskin guessing the weight of turkeys. Also, Bob Borden interrogates Larry King.

3x54 - Show #0493

November 23, 1995

Dave gives a turkey to a lady in the audience, then takes a turkey to the balcony with the help of a ladder; throughout the night, celebrities mention what they're thankful for; trapeze artists Helen Turkett and Luke Martin perform.

3x55 - Show #0494

November 24, 1995

""Soup Nazi"" Ali ""Al"" Yeganeh passes out turkey chili to the audience.

3x56 - Show #0495

November 27, 1995

In a sign of future legal trouble, Microsoft owner and multibillionaire Bill Gates tries to fix the Late Show Quiz Machine after it gets stuck displaying the answer ""Windows '95"" in all three boxes. Also, Bob Borden tries with little success to deliver a turkey to President Clinton.

3x57 - Show #0496

November 28, 1995

Dave has Paul sit down on the guest chair because it's his birthday. Soon afterwards, the outside cam reveals Dave buying Paul a birthday present from a girl on the street.

3x58 - Show #0497

November 29, 1995

Cold Opening: Dave and Creepy Dave go mano a mano in the green room. Also, Dave demonstrates one of the ""Top Ten Changes Westinghouse is Planning for CBS Tonight"" -- he doodles the CBS logo on blank coffee mugs for tonight's guests.

3x59 - Show #0498

November 30, 1995

Steve Martin shows up a day early, and Dave can't get him offstage.

3x60 - Show #0499

December 1, 1995

After showing a clip from his new movie Father of the Bride, Part 2 on a 16mm film projector, Steve Martin and Dave appear in ""The Making of Steve Martin's Appearance Documentary.""

3x61 - Bob Hoskins, Martha Stewart, Al Green

December 11, 1995

3x62 - Jean Claude Van Damme, Kirstin Dunst, Michael Bolton

December 12, 1995

3x63 - Martin Short, Bev Tanner, The Dave Matthews Band

December 13, 1995

As a tribute to such beloved recurring segments such as ""The Man Under the Seats"" and ""The Fugitive Guy,"" Chris Elliott stars in a short-lived skit ""Cable Pulling Guy;"" Martin Short helps ""baking madwoman"" Bev Tanner make a cake.

3x64 - Harrison Ford, Bonnie Hunt, Bruce Springsteen

December 14, 1995

3x65 - Greg Kinnear, Janeane Garofalo, White Zombie

December 15, 1995

3x66 - Kathie Lee Gifford, Aaron Neville

December 18, 1995

3x67 - Jack Lemmon, Natalie Merchant

December 19, 1995

3x68 - Howard Stern, Melissa Etheridge

December 20, 1995

3x69 - Geena Davis, Goo Goo Dolls

December 21, 1995

After a video montage of the annual eggnog drinking from increasingly larger bowls, Dave and a model hop into a gigantic bowl of the liquid, later joined by Biff and the Goo Goo Dolls.

3x70 - Rosie O'Donnell, Mike Judge, Darlene Love

December 22, 1995

3x71 - Stupid Human Tricks, Julianna Marguiles, Del Amitri

December 26, 1995

3x72 - Mandy Patinkin, Terry Gilliam

December 27, 1995

3x73 - Robin Williams, Lauren Hutton, Chris Isaak

December 28, 1995

3x74 - Susan Sarandon, Drew Carey

December 29, 1995

3x75 - Lisa Kudrow, Art Donovan, Blues Traveler

January 2, 1996

3x76 - Chevy Chase, Marv Albert, Bruce Hornsby

January 3, 1996

3x77 - Tom Brokaw, Greg Fitzsimmons, Faith Hill

January 4, 1996

3x78 - Denis Leary, Bridget Hall, Toad the Wet Sprocket

January 5, 1996

3x79 - Sam Neill, Itzhak Perlman

January 8, 1996

3x80 - Pauly Shore, Ashley Judd

January 9, 1996

3x81 - Sandra Bullock, Marlon Wayans, Laurence Tai

January 10, 1996

3x82 - Jason Alexander, Elisabeth Shue

January 11, 1996

3x83 - Tim Robbins, Justin Wilson, Martina McBride, Norm MacDonald

January 12, 1996

3x84 - David Brenner, B.B. King

January 22, 1996

3x85 - Mia Farrow, Martin Scorcese, Brandy

January 23, 1996

3x86 - Don Rickles, Mary Stuart Masterson, Joe Ely & Todd Snider

January 24, 1996

CBS President Les Moonves (bogus) takes a moment to comment on Clinton's State of the Union address by singing ""Holding Out for a Hero."" Also, pre-teen sports reporter Sparky Mortimer returns to the show and is given a new assignment- to cover Super Bowl XXX.

3x87 - Matt Dillon, Reggie Miller, Pam Tillis

January 25, 1996

Sparky Mortimer makes another amusing -- albeit clumsy -- Super Bowl report; Dave chats with basketball star Reggie Miller.

3x88 - Conan O'Brian, Mira Sorvino, Seven Mary Three

January 26, 1996

3x89 - Richard Simmons, Christine Lahti, Nanci Griffith & the Crickets

January 29, 1996

3x90 - Jay Thomas, Larry Miller

January 30, 1996

3x91 - Elle MacPherson, David Spade, D'Angelo

January 31, 1996

3x92 - Alec Baldwin, Dwight Yoakam, Natalie Portman

February 1, 1996

3x93 - Cybill Sheperd, Al Franken, Sati Achath

February 2, 1996

3x94 - Jack Hanna, Tammy Faye Messner, Aimee Mann

February 5, 1996

3x95 - Joan Collins, Robert Downey Jr., Jean Louisa Kelly

February 6, 1996

3x96 - Chuck Norris, Samantha Mathis

February 7, 1996

3x97 - Stupid Pet Tricks, Ray Liotta, Soul Asylum

February 8, 1996

3x98 - Uma Thurman, Norm MacDonald, Ramones

February 9, 1996

Dave offers Liz Taylor a riding mower if she'll come on the show; clips from the HBO movie The Late Shift, which Dave calls ""satire;"" The Ramones perform ""She Talks to Rainbows.""