1x2 - Three Men and Three Babies

September 19, 1990

When Shelly and Mary wind up in the hospital, Lenny, Eddie, and Pat are left to take care of the house and the girls.

1x3 - Opportunity Knocks Out

September 26, 1990

At a formal party, Lenny's hotel boss makes a pass at Shelly.

1x4 - The Loan Ranger

October 3, 1990

Lenny finds himself lending money to too many people.

1x5 - Yes, Virginity, There is a God

December 15, 1990

On Lenny's day off, Kelly needs to discuss sex, Tracy announces her atheism, and Eddie breaks the television.

1x6 - Career Day

December 22, 1990

Lenny attends a mortified Kelly's school Career Day.

1x7 - New York Stories

December 29, 1990

Stuck in a New York blizzard after the funeral of Uncle Shamus, the Callahan men may miss Tracy's dance recital.

1x8 - My Boyfriend's Black and There Gonna Be Trouble

January 5, 1991

Lenny's sister announces she is marrying a black lawyer.

1x9 - G.I. Joe

January 12, 1991

Lenny's doctor conducts a series of gastrointestinal tests when a potentially life-threatening problem crops up.

1x10 - Lenny Get Your Gun

January 26, 1991

After Pat and Mary are burglarized, they buy a gun and expect Lenny to follow suit.

1x11 - The Gas Man Cometh

February 2, 1991

An explosion on a gas line leaves Lenny trapped 10 feet below the street with an engineer and one sandwich.

1x12 - A Fine Romance

February 9, 1991

Lenny's romantic interlude with Shelly is soured by his worry over a boxing match on which Eddie bet their vacation money.

1x13 - Cold

February 16, 1991

When Lenny tries fixing the furnace himself, the family ends up bunking at his parents' house for heat.

1x14 - Family Matters

March 2, 1991

The Callahans gather for a loud family dinner.

1x15 - It AIn't The Heat

March 9, 1991

Fed up with winter, Pat flies off to Florida to stay with friend Charlie, while Mary insists on staying home.

1x16 - One of Our Hubbys is Missing

Kelly babysit a terror who disappears during hide-and-seek, while both sets of parents bowl a grudge match.