1x2 - You Snooze, You Lose

September 5, 2008

The housemates hold a sleepathon to see who can stay awake the longest but when Jake wins he gets a little extreme in protecting the reward. This episode's featured music video was "Young Leaves" by Attack in Black.

1x3 - Rayland

September 8, 2008

Fed up with the state of things in the house, Ray stages a coup and assumes dictatorial control over it. This episode's music video was "Spinning in My Grave" by The Beautiful Unknown.

1x4 - It's Not Easy Being Chi

September 19, 2008

Chi Chi becomes a celebrity after winning an immunity challenge and her fellow housemates look to ingratiate themselves with her.

1x5 - Live and Let Diet

September 26, 2008

After days of binge eating the guests' refrigerator is seized by the show's producers, and this week's challenge is to lose the weight they've gained. The contestant who loses the least amount of weight will be made - EXTINCT! This episode's music video was "The Skinny" by the Tin Bangs.

1x6 - Dr D Plays House

October 3, 2008

It's the mansion's musical show. This episode's featured video: "Won More Time" by God Made Me Funky.

1x7 - Teddy Bear's Picnic

October 10, 2008

It looks like there are several Morreskis, and Morreski has to decide "Morreski or no Morreski?" The music video is "Show Me" by Ripped.

1x8 - Big Brother, Where Art Thou?

October 17, 2008

When they can't get along, the contestants are all drugged and wake up in a maze of white rooms where they'll either have to work together to get out, or go extinct! This episode's featured music video is "Midnight Love" by Jason Kent.

1x9 - Scared Shirtless

October 24, 2008

A psycho runs loose in the mansion, who Claude says is the former owner, a man named Nicholas Van Ryn. This week's challenge for the contestants is to stay alive. But Van Ryn's hidden fortune is also up for grabs. Jake plans to find the fortune and make Rico extinct. This episode's music video is "First Date" by Danko Jones.

1x10 - Self Helpless

October 31, 2008

The houseguests must go through 24 hours without their addictive vices. But then Jake steals the vices and becomes the worst addict of all. The music video is "How Did You Get This Way?" by Trophy Band.

1x11 - Random Acts of Niceness

November 7, 2008

The house mates compete to see who can go the longest being nice and polite to the others without resorting to anger. This episode's music video "Rollercoaster" by Major Maker.

1x12 - Two D or not Two D

November 14, 2008

A costly overrun on advertising for the show forces a radical new look for the house mates. This episode's music video "Sinners of Saint Avenue" by Slave to the Square Wave.

1x13 - Ray Against the Machine

November 21, 2008

After discovering a secret surveillance room in the mansion, Ray uncovers a collection of scripts and storyboards, suggesting that the show is, in fact, scripted. The cast plans an elaborate retaliation plot.

1x14 - Unplugged and Rewired

January 1, 2009

1x15 - The Breakfree Club

January 1, 2009

1x16 - Truth and Consequences

January 1, 2009

1x17 - Chi's Having a Baby

January 1, 2009

1x18 - Holy Matrimony

January 1, 2009

1x19 - Chubby Chasers

January 1, 2009

1x20 - The Final Finale

January 1, 2009