2x1 - The Activist

September 8, 1982

Laurie's bringing Patti to an anti-nuclear protest rally doesn't sit well with Sidney.

2x2 - Father's Day

September 15, 1982

Patti's biological father wants Patti to know the truth about him -- but Laurie doesn't.

2x3 - Pros and Cons

October 2, 1982

2x4 - The Accident

October 9, 1982

Sidney is racked with guilt when Patti lapses into a coma after falling from a swingset he built.

2x5 - Sidney's Spree

October 16, 1982

2x6 - Sidney's Cousin

October 23, 1982

2x7 - The Anniversary

October 30, 1982

It's the ninth anniversary of the day Sidney and Laurie first met.

2x8 - Rhonda Rabbit

November 6, 1982

2x9 - Sitcom

November 13, 1982

2x10 - Jan (Part 1)

November 27, 1982

Sidney tries to help a teenage prostitute get off the streets. (Part 1 of 2)

2x11 - Jan (Part 2)

December 4, 1982

2x12 - Sidney's Hero

December 11, 1982

Sidney's visiting uncle Mort is no longer the good man Sidney remembers.

2x13 - Ballet

December 18, 1982

Sidney worries about the stress Patti's undergoing because of her strict ballet teacher.

2x14 - One is Enough

March 28, 1983

Laurie's soap character undergoes a sex change and when Laurie begins using Sidney as inspiration for her work, he demands editorial rights.

2x15 - Show Biz Mamas

April 4, 1983

Patti auditions for a commercial.

2x16 - Blinded

April 11, 1983

Sidney and Patti are temporarily blinded by an accident during a repair of her dollhouse.

2x17 - Sidney's Bar Mitzvah

April 18, 1983

Sidney shocks a rabbi friend when he mentions he never had a bar mitzvah.

2x18 - The Movie

April 25, 1983

Laurie's birthday has her feeling old, so she goes on a date with a 21-year-old.

2x19 - Sidney's Art Show

May 2, 1983

Laurie enters Sidney's old paintings in an exhibition.

2x20 - Alison (2)

May 23, 1983

2x21 - Alison (Part 2)

May 16, 1983

2x22 - Alison

May 16, 1983

Sidney's fling with a female co-worker just doesn't work out. Guess Why?

2x23 - The Shrink

May 30, 1983

Sidney rescues a suicidal gay man, then is trapped into being his friend.

2x24 - Surprise Party

June 6, 1983

An opera star agrees to perform at Patti's birthday party, mercifully replacing Sidney's terrible clown act.