1x1 - Pilot

June 5, 2006

Victoria threatens to start firing people if they can't meet the needs of a repeat customer who's starting to complain about the men she has been set up with.

1x2 - Lydia's Perfect Man

June 12, 2006

A charming new client falls instantly for Lydia, while Tiffany offers to make a perfect match for a client's dog.

1x3 - A Rear Window

June 19, 2006

A new client comes to Lovespring following the sudden death of his wife, Lydia conceives and plan to get her married boyfriend to leave his wife, and Steve can't get the naked woman across from his office window out of his mind.

1x4 - Burke Makes A Friend

June 26, 2006

Burke tries to find a match for an old friend from high school who's gay, Victoria and Lydia spy on a client they think is lying to them, and Alex decides to elevate his flirtation with Tiffany to the next level.

1x5 - Lydia's Last Night

July 10, 2006

After threatening to expose her affair with a married man, Lydia confides in Steve when she regrets her decision.

1x6 - The Loser Club

July 17, 2006

Burke and Lydia scramble to find dates for hard-to-match clients for their annual Winner's Mixer.

1x7 - The Last Temptation of Steve

August 7, 2006

Steve has to control his foot "urges" when Lydia discovers that a new client with great feet who's seeking his help turns out to be a mole from the psychiatry board. Alex has a bone to pick with Whoopi Goldberg. Burke tries to help a mad poet whose off-putting verses are scaring women away.

1x9 - The Psychic

August 21, 2006

Lovespring has been robbed just as the staff takes on a new client, Beatrice, who just happens to be a psychic. As she is annoying everyone with her ability, Beatrice finds out who robbed the offices. Meanwhile, Lydia spies on Phillip from a tree outside his house, only to be joined by Carl, Phillip's wife's admirer, who is doing the same thing.

1x10 - The Homeless Rock Star

August 28, 2006

Sparks fly when a client falls head over heels for a homeless woman Burke smuggled in to paint his office.

1x11 - The Sperminator

September 4, 2006

Lydia and Steve have a difficult time with their new client who spends more time donating sperm than dating.

1x12 - The Fire

September 18, 2006

When Lovespring starts falling into debt, Victoria's rival, perfectmatch.com founder Nancy, offers to help. She promises the employees anything they want, but only Victoria is aware of her true intentions of firing each staff member. After trying her hand at the stock market with Lydia's help, and failing, Victoria goes to extremes and does the unexpected to make sure Lovespring doesn't fall victim to perfectmatch.com. Meanwhile, after dominating the competition at a miniatures show, Burke announces on live television that he wants to marry his wife Figgy again and to start a family. Figgy's holding him to it, while Burke is looking for a way to get out.

1x13 - The De-Muler

Victoria rents out an office to a massage therapist, Drake, to make extra money. Drake's massage method, however, sparks suspicion in Alex, who believes that Drake is instead removing drugs from drug mules. As a result of Drake taking Burke's office, Lydia and Burke are forced into sharing their workspace. Burke uses this set-up to his advantage by claiming to have a relationship with Lydia, which assuages his wife's growing suspicion that he's gay.