1x1 - The Life Of A Pro Gamer

May 11, 2004

The first episode of Pure Pwnage, introducing Jeremy and Kyle. Jeremy explains why he is making this show, and how he lives. By making this show, he believes that he can help any given person be more like him, and less of a "noob".

1x2 - Girls

June 22, 2004

This episode is interspersed with interviews of females displaying their knowledge and opinions of games and gaming terminology. After learning that Kyle had a girlfriend, Jeremy is challenged to prove that he can also attract women.

1x3 - FPS Doug

July 19, 2004

Jeremy comes across his old friend Doug (a.k.a. "FPS Doug") in a parking lot, who is fending off imaginary adversaries. Jeremy explains the story of their childhood friendship and their subsequent falling out. As a "behind the scenes" featurette, Dave (Dawei) is shown for the first time, as the crew member who held a lamp in Jeremy’s room in episode 2.

1x4 - Pwn Or Be Pwned

September 14, 2004

Jeremy loses to a "noob" in Zero Hour and must then visit the mysterious master gamer known as Teh_Masterer. Teh_Masterer provides Jeremy the next level training, in which the student learns a valuable lesson: "If one wants to truly pwn, one must pwn in all games".

1x5 - M8s

December 6, 2004

Jeremy "graciously" lets Kyle show a short film he made in film school, titled "Strong Man, Angry Man". They end up having an argument, causing Kyle to depart with his camera and start filming Doug instead.

1x6 - Imapwnu Of Azeroth

March 25, 2005

Jeremy's computer has been confiscated by his mother, so he has intentions to spend the night playing Counter-Strike: Source at Dave’s place. However, Kyle wants him to meet up with Anastasia, a girl who also likes to play video games, before going to Dave’s.

1x7 - MMO Grrl

June 25, 2005

Jeremy has been admitted to the Centre for Addiction and Mental Health in a comatose state, believing himself to still be in the game (WoW). He has flashbacks of his experience playing WoW with Anastasia.

1x8 - Lanageddon

September 19, 2005

Jeremy and Doug have started to play video games together again, just like they have before their feud. Faced with the approach of LANageddon, Jeremy and Doug teach each other about their respective mastered game genres: Jeremy instructs Doug about RTS games while Doug returns the favor by informing Jeremy about FPS games.

1x9 - The Story Of Dave

December 10, 2005

Jeremy and Dave get cornered in a fight against the "Bad Guys". The mysterious past of Dave strikes him during the fight and unleashes yet unknown powers within him. At the same time, Doug gets some new equipment.

1x10 - Teh Best Day Ever

March 16, 2006

Jeremy and Kyle move to a new flat. Doug comes over to have a go on the Gamecube at which point an embarrassing appearance of Anastasia occurs...

1x11 - I <3 U IN RL

June 21, 2006

Jeremy and Kyle visit the Netherlands where they encounter another enemy. Dumbstruck by this, Jeremy consults teh_masterer to find out what this all is about.

1x12 - Game Over

November 6, 2006

Jeremy gets into trouble when Doug dismisses their friendship because of Anastasia. Additionally Anastasia gets kidnapped by the "Big Bad" in order to lure Jeremy into his lair. There the season's finale ends in a big bang...

Jarett Cale

Jeremy

Geoff Lapaire

Kyle / teh_masterer

Miranda Plant

Anastasia

Joel Gadiner

Doug

Dave Lee

Dave