1x1 - I will end you!!

May 8, 2009

Some jerk yells at his cats, a guy puts things on his head, and your average Star Trek fan has an interesting recycling idea. Plus, why do guys like bewbs?

1x2 - Best. Video. Evar!!

May 19, 2009

Possibly insane dog speaks gibberish, serious kid eats a love pickle, and Your Sexy Grandpa has a vlog. Plus, would you give someone a bite of your cheeseburger?

1x3 - Your Mom's Underwear

May 30, 2009

A sleep walking dog discovers a wall, gangsta girl Lil J, and R&B's sexiest male dancer. Plus, who can join your zombie fighting team?

1x4 - How NOT to dance

June 6, 2009

1x5 - Myspace Date

June 18, 2009

1x6 - WoW!

June 25, 2009

1x7 - Mutant Poodles

July 15, 2009

Dancing to Single Ladies in a clown mask, a guy really likes to ride on men's shoulders, and a frightening poodle commercial from Panasonic. Plus, what's the best thing to say to your partner during sex?

1x8 - RAWR!

July 24, 2009

Michelle Phan dances to "Doin' Your Mom," adorable talking puppy, and a woman is not very good at speaking in public at the Santa Cruz City Council. Plus, if RWJ were your slave, what would you do?

1x9 - U GOT WORMS!!

July 31, 2009

1x10 - Asss Deodorant

August 5, 2009

Deodorant for your butt and an epic rap battle in a high school. Plus, what happened to Wheezy Waiter's shirt?

1x11 - Fight! Fight! Fight!

August 7, 2009

1x12 - Pedo-saurus

August 15, 2009

An air condom balloon and Barney teaches the children sex ed. Plus, if you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

1x13 - DON'T CALL ME FAT!!

August 23, 2009

1x14 - GUY CATCHES ON FIRE!!

August 26, 2009

Epic skateboard fail, cats don't understand glass, and the top reason you shouldn't drink gasoline. Plus, if you could fill a pool with anything but water, what would you fill it with?

1x15 - SHOW ME

August 29, 2009

1x16 - KICKED BY A HORSE!!

September 6, 2009

Guy gets owned by a horse, Your Grandpa likes to dress up in a diaper and tape it, and a kid has a temper tantrum. Plus, who would win-- Chuck Norris or Jesus?

1x17 - ATTACKED BY A LION!!!

September 9, 2009

Rails owns skater and is finished by flight of stairs, adorable dog can't roll over, and a lion almost takes a hunters legs off. Plus, if you could get it on with any fictional character, who would use choose?

1x18 - FUNNIEST CRACK-HEAD!!

September 13, 2009

Half-naked redneck with a shotgun, some kids don't like roller coasters, and a crack ho gives dating advice. Plus, if you could invent a new drug, what would it be?

1x19 - GREATEST KNOCKOUT EVER!!

September 16, 2009

A boxer has a brain-busting concussion, dogs love chasing string, and your local news is desperate. Plus, if you could choose anything to grow on trees, what would it be?

1x20 - 56-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN?!?!

September 21, 2009

Little boy gets a ball to the face, My Grandpa is a vigilante crime fighter who stops bank heists, and the 56-year-old virgin speaks up at a school council meeting. Plus, the best name for a porno.

1x21 - DANCING BABY!!

September 23, 2009

Skateboard kicks kid's ass, baby's love Beyonce's "Single Ladies," and stranger danger is super sketchy. Plus, why is she so clueless?

1x22 - Scooter Jump FAIL

October 4, 2009

George of the Jungle on a scooter, RayWilliamJohnson's smallest viewer, and Captain Kirk teaches us the ways of love. Plus, if you could talk to any household appliance, which would it be?

1x23 - I WANT MY CHICKEN!!!

October 7, 2009

Why not to cheer too much in a bowling alley, some guy really wants his McDonald's, and William Hung's big competition. Plus, if you could beat up any fictional character, who would you pick?

1x24 - SPRAY CAN EXPLODES!!

October 14, 2009

A tiny car race ends in disaster, another reason not to set random things on fire, and a drunk attempts to get even drunker. Plus, if you could invent a new animal, what would it be?

1x25 - What's your numbah?

October 18, 2009

A baby is hit by a train but miraculously survives, boob flashing can cause car accidents, and a stupid redneck says stupid stuff about Obama. Plus, what's the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

1x26 - How Big?

October 21, 2009

A man escapes death, break dancing causes a cat-tastrophe, and some people really can't drive. Plus, if you could hang out with Jesus for a day, what would you do together?

1x27 - Epic Boyfriend FAIL

October 28, 2009

Don't make your girlfriend ramp on an ATV, a doggie stampede, and a woman with really bad luck. Plus, what if there were no sex?

1x28 - Taylor Swift Gets PWNED!!

November 1, 2009

Forklift causes a domino effect, baseketball goal, Ellen's epic Taylor Swift prank. Plus, if you died tomorrow, what would be your last words?

1x29 - Drunk Ewoks!!

November 4, 2009

Cat just gives up, the next big rap hit, Ewoks on The Today Show. Plus, what is the worst game you've ever played?

1x30 - HORSE BITES GIRL'S HEAD!!

November 8, 2009

Don't punch horses, the beer-pocalypse, and bunny vs. kitten. Plus, what's your porn star name?

1x31 - Amazing Motorcycle Flip!

November 11, 2009

Kid fails at doing a motorcycle trick, 3 hundred-thousand birds in flight formation, and drunk woman almost run over by a train. Plus, if you had to sing one song for the rest of your life, which song would you sing?

1x32 - YOUR GAME SUCKS!!

November 18, 2009

Why adults don't belong on the playground, the stuffed animal dog show, and a kid has a milk freakout over Call of Duty. Plus, if you could have sex with anyone, who would it be?

1x33 - Bad-ass Bubbles!!

November 21, 2009

Another reason to watch out for trains, an adorable baby otter, and horny bubbles. Plus, how is the world going to end?

1x34 - Miley Cyrus Wants Pie!!

December 6, 2009

Face plant exercise, guess how aerosol and flame work, and later we'll have some pie with Miley Cyrus. Plus, which country would you blow off the Earth?

1x35 - BAMBI HIT BY A CAR!!

December 9, 2009

Surfing on a stair rail, this cat loves peanut butter, and a deer attempts to cross a race track. Plus, if you could abolish any law, which would you choose?

1x36 - Emo Yoda

December 13, 2009

A waitress goes through a window, "I'm Yours" on a ukulele, and some guys wife cries after every movie, including "Star Wars." Plus, if you could peg anyone in the face with a snowball, who would it be?

1x37 - Ninja Squirrels!!

December 16, 2009

Sports mascot fail, squirrel vs. squirrel, and how to pick out your business card. Plus, if you saw Santa Claus in real life, what would you do?

1x38 - A NEW JESUS?!?

December 20, 2009

The bar caves in, some drunk guy at a police station, and how to smoke in the shower. Plus, why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs?

1x39 - Racist Chicken!!

December 24, 2009

The couch is not a playground, an acrobatic chihuahua, and a racist KFC commercial. Plus, what do you want for Christmas?

1x40 - Techno Kitteh!!

December 27, 2009

Don't dance on the treadmill, Santa Claus falls, and cats don't like mittens. Plus, why didn't Santa come down your chimney this year?

1x41 - HOT CHICKS DO STUFF!!

December 30, 2009

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