1x1 - Lying To Millions Of Teen Followers

November 26, 2018

Kalynn and Weston begin their podcasting journey with horrible small talk, lies to their followers, and broken hearts.

1x2 - Weston Followed His Ex On Instagram

December 3, 2018

Kalynn and Weston take Buzzfeed celebrity boyfriend quizzes, overcome Kalynn’s fears of Michael Jackson, and Weston is forced into following a past lover on Instagram.

1x3 - Kate Upton Does The Cat Daddy

December 10, 2018

Weston & Kalynn discuss the historical classic 'Kate Upton Does The Cat Daddy,' how Megan Fox got in the way of Kalynn's relationship, searching the Instagram of a woman Weston hasn't talked to in years, their thoughts on 'Why Don't We' shirtless, and how both of them made worldwide front-page news with a bad joke.

1x4 - David Dobrik

December 17, 2018

Weston & Kalynn discuss sleepover toilet time, getting way too intimate with AJR, what David Dobrik needs to stop doing so he can finally be a good person, meeting Mary J Blige in an airport, and scary Instagram trends.

1x5 - Nash Grier Will Eat His Children & Absorb Their Followers

December 24, 2018

A 2:00 AM pod leaves Kalynn & Weston barely able to keep up a conversation. While ranging topics from their cat watching Weston use the bathroom, Nash Grier eating his family for their followers, to their first kiss stories with Lacy, it still somehow was not their best pod.

1x6 - Becoming A Viral Meme & Hating It

December 31, 2018

Weston & Kalynn are back in their hometown for Christmas and they’re continuing the discussion on attractive cartoon characters. They scan subjects from their new year's resolutions, to Weston’s newfound fame as a “m*me.”

1x7 - We met Bella Thorne in iHop at 3 AM

January 7, 2019

New year, new pod. Kalynn & Weston tell the story of meeting Bella Thorne in an iHop at 3:00 AM, Weston’s upcoming birthday (January 7th) haha just so u know his birthday is January 7th haha so don’t forget it’s Jan 7, 2019. He’s turning like 17 soooooo….. It would be so awkward if u didn’t get him a present… haha….. Jan 7th. Oh and we talked about other stuff too like James Charles

1x8 - How Weston Got Blocked By 10 Disney Stars

January 14, 2019

Kalynn tells the story of how she accidentally woke & blinded Jake T. Austin, & Weston discusses his beef with Jake’s girlfriend. They also make a list of all Disney stars who have blocked Weston. The Dolan Twins also come on as guests for the last 10 minutes.

1x9 - Kill The Instagram Egg

January 21, 2019

Kalynn & Weston bake cookies while watching the likes of the world record Instagram egg in real time. Kalynn loves it. Weston hates it. Kalynn hasn't cried in school. Weston has. Kalynn is not good. Weston is great. It is their similarities and differences that make this podcast shine, folks.

1x10 - How We Became Phineas & Ferb Voice Actors

January 28, 2019

Kalynn judges Weston for 45 minutes until Weston makes her join an improv class with him. Not only do they kill it in the improv comedy business, they voice your favorite cartoon characters and remincese to their 2008 Club Penguin videos about old people.

1x11 - If Ye Had Da Dhunce Do Chenge Der Fayt Wood Ye

February 4, 2019

Weston falls in love in a dream, Kalynn hates on VSauce. They both reveal their biggest gossip big juicy wet secrets. Also they make fun of people with accents.

1x13 - Dirty Sock Selling Millionaires Kiss Lukey Under Lydia’s Bridge

February 18, 2019

SO WHAT IF I SELL MY DIRTY SOCKS???? MY SOCKS MY CHOICE. Also Weston reveals his secret YouTube crush somewhere in this!!! I’ll give you a hint as to who it could be: cutie with muscles. 70 for a dime.

1x14 - 2 Truths 1 Lie with Frankie Grande

February 25, 2019

you read the title, you know what's going on.

1x15 - Our Club Penguin Buddy Scarred Us As Children

March 4, 2019

missing jam9999, xat, and childhood trauma. kalynn loves up on howie, and weston reads a phineas & ferb conspiracy theory. candace is hot

1x16 - Kevin Jonas Will Die

March 11, 2019

what’s up with that michael jack-o stuff am I right?? haha. anyways the jonas boo boos are back. kalynn loves it. weston has the hots for frankie

1x17 - My Grandma Told Me I Was Born In A Trash Can

March 18, 2019

we speak lebanese, weston confesses to his grandmother's hurtful words and chokes fish with plum seeds. kalynn falls out of a 10 ft tree and breaks everything. she still hasn’t recovered. yo mama so fat

1x18 - Weston Actually Cries Laughing At His Own Story

March 25, 2019

weston reminesses on the times he cried laughing, and then cries laughing while telling them. they discuss scooping and yaga, and worst of all, kalynn claims emojis as her own

1x19 - Do Men Find Weston Attractive?

April 1, 2019

the drownies discuss shaving their heads, their pinkberry cult meeting, kalynn hates on weston’s dancing, and his ability to look attractive to the male species. also sorry for such a short episode our dad was watching at the end and weston cannot perform under pressure. he breaks down. watch it happen live, only in episode 19 folks!

1x20 - We Aren’t Gay THE HOUSE

April 8, 2019

weston gets a soundboard, kalynn hates on everything, and last but not least, they both spill the tea the house

1x21 - Troy Bolton Roleplay

April 15, 2019

weston and kalynn talk why don’t we favorite’s, the worst moments of their lives, and roleplay as troy and coach bolton. (chad included)

1x22 - Two Guys Fought Over Kalynn

April 22, 2019

kalynn talks about the time two guys physically fought for her heart, weston supports D**F content.

1x23 - I Was a Dan and Phil Fan Account

April 29, 2019

kalynn looks back on her Troyler x Phan Tumblr fan blog. we all hate it.

1x24 - 2000’s Childhood Snacks Power Rankings

May 6, 2019

weston and kalynn give their opinions on childhood snacks, real world issues, and phineas + stick roleplay.

Weston Koury

Self

Kalynn Koury

Self