0x1 - Secret Party Special

October 10, 2007

A special 10 minute episode. Follow the clown, find the party. Don't tell.

0x2 - Unseen Skins S1: I Mostly Do

Shortly after Cassie returned from the clinic, she meets up with Michelle. There, Michelle offers Cassie a spliff, but she informs Michelle that she doesn't smoke any more because she no longer does anything that makes her hungry. Then, whilst Cassie and Michelle are walking, Michelle asks Cassie to do a favour. Cassie, without knowing what the favour is, agrees to it. Michelle then tells Cassie that Sid is in love with her and the she really needs Cassie to shag Sid. They then walk in to a wedding clothes shop. Where Cassie suggests that they try on the clothes; Cassie being Tony and Michelle herself. At which point the shopkeeper arrives and asks them to leave. Cassie tell the shopkeeper that Michelle is pregnant and that her man has chosen to do the right thing in marrying her. Cassie then tells Michelle to faint, and for the shopkeeper to fetch some water. She does this to get rid of the shopkeeper and so that they can try on the wedding clothes. They then run out, to the sound of wedding bells, where Michelle complains that they are "the most visible fugitives ever". To which Cassie replies that the shopkeeper was a nasty person and that her New Year's resolution is that "nasty people don't count" and that she is a new person. Michelle tells Cassie that she missed her, saying, "I love you, you know?" to which Cassie responds, "Yeah, I mostly do."

0x3 - Unseen Skins S1: Careers Advice

The Careers Advisor tries to find the key to unlock Chris, Jal and Sid's ideal job, with limited success.

0x4 - Unseen Skins S1: Shoot 'Em Up Bang Bang Props to the Hood

The episode opens with a screen that states that Ace and Lynton are attempting to get a DJ to play their music. It is written twice, once above in Ebonics and below in "proper" English. Ace and Lyton are having a conversation in some form of Ebonics with subtitles in "proper English". They mention a plan to see Stuart Elmore, a DJ with a lot of connections. They then mention that, when they arrive at the station, they need to be talking "proper English". When they arrive at the station, they starting in "proper English", there are now, Ebonics subtitles. Ace then asks Lynton to show the receptionist the mix tapes that he is carrying. Lynton tells Ace that the bag contains a pineapple. They once again mention their motto - "Bang bang shoot em up, props to the hood" (subtitled in Latin), and the receptionist responds with Ebonics and says, "Papoose, he is truly shower". They then offer to perform a demo, which they do. The receptionist says that they are good and then tries to get them on air. She sends them up, where they perform a very long intro to the rap. They then start the rap, but they are cut and thrown out because of the use of a swear word. Afterwards, the receptionist expresses sympathy with them outside, and they sign Lyton's hat and give it to her.

0x5 - Unseen Skins S1: A Friend in Need

Cassie walks up to another student and asks him for his top, explaining that it's not for her it's for a friend. Anwar bets Maxxie £5 that she won't get it, Maxxie takes up the bet. She eventually does. She then tries to get his jeans, but he overhears and runs off. Then George walks along, Michelle tries to get his jeans. Maxxie bets £10 that she can't, which Anwar takes up. George decides not to. Maxxie says, "Double or quits" to if he can get George's jeans. George gives up his jeans and then Maxxie kisses George, and to the realization that George is also gay, Anwar exclaims, "The whole fucking world is gay". The rest of the scenes are from the episode.

0x6 - Unseen Skins S1: Careers Advice II

Initially, the careers adviser is working on her own application form. She calls Sid for help, but he isn't there. Anwar enters the careers office in a ninja costume. The careers adviser shrugs her shoulder and Anwar asks is it because "a brown man can't be a ninja?" He then performs a routine with nunchucks. The careers adviser is impressed; Anwar asks which gang he can be a part of. The careers adviser tells him that she can't help. Tony's questionnaire says that he can be anything that he wants to be. The careers adviser asks what he wants to be, to which he replies "Elvis". The careers adviser says that she "just wanted to make a difference". Tony asks her if she is "more of a Beatles fan", leaving by calling her a "hippie". Michelle then enters, at which point the careers adviser is under the desk. Michelle’s questionnaire says that she is very good at languages. They then start talking in French. The careers adviser shows prospectuses and Michelle tells her that she wants to go to a university that is far, far away, to which the careers adviser suggests The University of Strathclyde (which in fact does not have a specific Languages course). It instead runs individual language courses.

0x7 - Unseen Skins S1: To Russia With Love...

The gang without Chris are at a pub, where they discuss how much money they have raised to get Chris to go on the trip to Russia. Chris comes in a fish costume, Tony explains that he needs £700 to go to Russia, and since he had brought nothing to the funds that all they had was under £30. Chris explains that he needs to go because Angie will be there. Anwar tells the gang that porn star Cathy Barry is in the bar. Maxxie goes up to talk to Cathy to ask which one of the gang she likes. Maxxie returns, saying that she liked Chris. Chris shares a bed with Cathy where he spends a vast amount of time prodding her breasts. Chris tells her that he's in love with Angie and that he feels that he's being unfaithful. Chris explains that he wanted to go to Russia in the hope that a love between him and Angie would start, and that he needs £700 to go to Russia. Cathy offers a cheque for the trip.

0x8 - Unseen Skins S1: The Cat & the Duck

Michelle and Jal are in a bar, drinking shots, whilst they are deciding which of their friends is like each of the animal models bought by Michelle's stepfather, Malcolm. Jal is the duck, and Michelle is a cat. They also decide that Anwar is the sausage dog, Sid is the frog, and Tony, is not one of the models, but actually ice - "Cold and Transparent".

0x9 - Unseen Skins S1: Pop

Effy directly addresses the camera, talking of a girl, who for her whole life drank lemonade and became dependent upon it. Her parents appeased her, to the extent that they ignored her brother who was "a bit stupid". In order for her to rescue him from starvation, the girl drinks all the lemonade in her bowl, and farts that it propels her to escape.

0x10 - Unseen Skins S1: Bye

Cassie and her friend from the therapy centre discuss all the things she will miss, including Sid.

0x11 - Video Diary S1: Jal's Video Diary

Jal wants to show off her chihuahua.

0x12 - Video Diary S1: Chris's Video Diary

Can Chris wear 72 socks?

0x13 - Video Diary S1: Abigail's Video Diary

Abigail hopes the the people of 2107 are jolly well.

0x14 - Video Diary S1: Effy's Video Diary

It's dark in Tony's sister's head. Very dark.

0x15 - Video Diary S1: Maxxie's Video Diary

Maxxie has heard a lot about this interweb thing, and has something very exciting to show you lucky people.

0x16 - Video Diary S1: Michelle's Video Diary

Michelle explains all about clothes for every occasion.

0x17 - Video Diary S1: Posh Kenneth's Video Diary

"I hope you're getting on awfully well. We do not speak of grandmother's bunions."

0x18 - Video Diary S1: Tony's Video Diary

Tony takes you on a tour of Bristol.

0x19 - Video Diary S1: Sid's Video Diary

Sid heads into final battle with the Danish warlord Wallothet.

0x21 - Video Diary S1: Cassie's Video Diary

Cassie's therapy video. She likes things that she likes, but she loves everything.

0x22 - The Lost Weeks: Effy's Video Diary

Tony's sister recorded this in his room when he was in a coma.

0x23 - The Lost Weeks: Skins Christmas Special

Seasonal greetings from the Skins gang.

0x24 - The Lost Weeks: Michelle's Video Diary

"Black is such a slimming colour."

0x25 - The Lost Weeks: Sid's Message to Tony

A very special message from Sid to Tony.

0x26 - The Lost Weeks: Cassie Hearts Sid

Cassie posts Sid a message from Scotland.

0x27 - The Lost Weeks: Posh Kenneth Has a Secret

"Kenneth has an ode for Jal."

0x28 - The Lost Weeks: Sid's Bedside Vigil

Sid visits his best mate Tony.

0x29 - The Lost Weeks: Anwar's Video Diary

Anwar's in love. His video diary boldly goes into detail.

0x30 - The Lost Weeks: Chris' Message to Angie

Chris wants to show how much he misses Angie, and cares for the Data Protection Act.

0x31 - Unseen Skins S2: Abigail's Video Diary

Abigail sends Tony a message, and makes some rather elaborate claims.

0x32 - Unseen Skins S2: Auditions

Everyone wants to be in the college musical, though nobody's quite sure what it's about. The actress Aimee-Ffion Edwards appears in a non speaking role, presumably as Sketch.

0x33 - Unseen Skins S2: Michelle's Dating Video

This video features Michelle making a video for a dating website on behalf of her mother. Some of the traits she list this man must not have are hairy bums, commenting on breasts, weird gnome fetishes or skin tight green jeans. Michelle also states numerous times there must be no ogling of schoolgirls. It should be noted that this video was originally released exclusively on Myspace, however it later made available on the Skins official website.

0x34 - Unseen Skins S2: Anwar and Sketch's Date

The video starts at an empty Italian style restaurant, with Anwar sat at a table talking to himself, the waiter then asks him, if he would like to choose wine. Meanwhile, Sketch is outside the restaurant, planning to break-up with Anwar. As the date continues, the waiter continually interrupts, and Anwar calls Sketch his girlfriend. They then run away from the restaurant without paying.

0x35 - Unseen Skins S2: Sketch's Video Diary

Sketch talks about how if she had a cock, Maxxie would love her. She shows half a picture of Anwar and half a picture of Maxxie and her plan is to make Anwar like Maxxie.

0x36 - Unseen Skins S2: Tony's Nightmare

Tony can't sleep. And when he does, his dreams are, well his dreams are nightmares. The kind that make you wake up screaming.

0x37 - Unseen Skins S2: Anwar's Second Dating Blog: Sketch

Anwar posts the second of his dating video blogs, this time the lucky lady under scrutiny is Sketch.

0x38 - Unseen Skins S2: Cassandra

Cassie feels awkward around Chris and Jal so she tells them she has a date, when she really has no one. She even sends messages to Chris about her "date". Cassie wanders the streets alone for a few hours until she meets an old man. She helps him to his house and then is invited to stay for a cup of tea, but when the old man touches her while they are dancing, she tries to leave but the doors are locked. After she gets the keys, she forgives the man and cooks him dinner. He falls asleep, and she goes home.

0x39 - Unseen Skins S2: A Cycological Romance - When Maxxie Met James

Monday: Maxxie meets a new love-interest: James, who is both gay and a cyclist. Maxxie seems very interested, leaving him a note on his bicycle. Sketch steals this note, later slashing Maxxie's tyres. Tuesday: Maxxie is forced to take the bus, and so leaving a window for Sketch to approach James warning him off on the grounds that: She was his ex-girlfriend and he stalks her (both lies). Wednesday: James tells Maxxie to leave him alone, only to work out Sketch was lying. The next morning (Thursday), James finds his tyres slashed and is also forced to get the bus, meeting Maxxie onboard. They talk and work out that this is all Sketch's work; they decide to start again. Sketch is seen outside looking in with a face of melancholy, as the two exchange names.

0x40 - Unseen Skins S2: Chris's Final Message

Chris has recorded a message for Facebook for: "Lord (sounds bad), Lord God, Christ, Almighty, Jesus, you've gotta lot of names, if I were you I think I would be called Almighty," as he decides now is the right time and well "everyone is on the internet these days". Chris tells 'God' that his mum used to take him and his brother to Sunday School and he loved the stories especially "Jonno" and the Whale, who went to Ayia Napa instead of Jerusalem. Chris reflects that his 3 minutes of death was like Jonno being in the whale before being spat back out, as he forgave people. He ends the message thanking God for sparing him and then ending with "They say the good die young. I suppose that makes perfect sense then."

0x41 - Unseen Skins S3: Wurst Case Scenario

Pandora has to get a weekend job because she isn't getting enough pocket money. She is having the "Wurst" time, so Effy saves the day.

0x42 - Unseen Skins S3: Last Bus

You're freezing cold, you've got no money, its 10 o'clock, you call a taxi right? JJ, Cook and Freddie have a different plan.

0x43 - Unseen Skins S3: Welcome to Roundview

Most of the gang speak to Doug, the new head of year at roundview.

0x44 - Unseen Skins S3: The Pact

We see the twins when they were nine years old dressed in Spice Girl dresses. But did they stick to their pact? And was Emily always the doormat? Only time can tell.

0x45 - Video Diary S3: JJ's Video Diary

JJ hits the streets of Bristol and posts his 'magic' diary on rateyourmagic. He wants to improve his magician skills.

0x46 - Video Diary S3: Naomi's Video Diary

Naomi is hungover and she still made it to the student rally.

0x47 - Video Diary S3: Pandora's Video Diary

Using Effy's webcam, Pandora sends Thomas a message.

0x48 - Video Diary S3: Freddie's Video Diary

Freddie decides to hijack his sister's Sexxbomb audition tape, with consequences he probably wasn't expecting.

0x49 - Video Diary S3: Karen's Video Diary

Karen's audition for Search for a Sexx Bomb.

0x50 - Video Diary S3: Cook's Video Diary

Cookie stars in his very own campaign video smearing his opponent Naomi Campbell and making some bold claims.

0x51 - Video Diary S3: Katie's Video Diary

Katie sends a message to her footballer boyfriend, Danny Guillermo: she's dumping him, but keeping his gifts.

0x52 - Video Diary S3: Emily's Video Diary

Emily has a project: getting her neighbours to get it on..

0x53 - Video Diary S3: Effy's Video Diary

Effy sends out messages during a stop in her road trip with Cook via webcam to her brother and mum.

0x54 - Video Diary S3: Thomas's Video Diary

Thomas sends his friend Moses (in the Congo) a message about the British people and their wonderful, weird ways. And a song?

0x55 - Unseen Skins S4: Sophia

0x56 - Unseen Skins S4: The Three Musketeers

0x57 - Unseen Skins S4: Naomily

0x58 - Unseen Skins S4: Welcome To Brizview

0x59 - Unseen Skins S4: Cook

0x60 - Unseen Skins S4: Effy

0x61 - Unseen Skins S4: T Love

0x62 - Unseen Skins S4: Black Sheep

0x63 - Unseen Skins S4: James Fitch

0x64 - Franky's Animation

0x65 - Episode 65