1x1 - Space Janitors Have Dreams, Too

November 13, 2012

Mike Chet and Darby Richards discuss the benefits of being janitors aboard an evil space station and Darby's career aspirations.

1x2 - Android Puke and Squall Trooper Training

November 20, 2012

Breaking up is hard to do, especially when both parties keep getting assigned to Social Group 417. Darby tries to win back his android ex-girlfriend with an unexpected change of career.

1x3 - Light Based Arm Cutter Instrument

November 27, 2012

While cleaning the bottom of a bottomless shaft, Darby finds a mysterious item. Mike and Darby guess at what its use could be.

1x4 - The Dark Lord: 53% Machine, Total Badass

December 4, 2012

An officer is dealt a cruel hand by the Dark Lord. Darby spots his chance to climb the evil corporate ladder, but not everyone is cut out for deck crew.

1x5 - FIRE GIANT LASER

December 11, 2012

When rebel plans to blow up the station are discovered, one thing leads to another. Oh, and a planet blows up big time!

1x6 - Accidentally the Dark Lord

December 18, 2012

Don't mess around in Dark Lord's holochamber. A pending visit from the Emperor leads to an accidental promotion.

1x7 - Rebels Seem Like Nice Guys

January 8, 2013

Dennis 2687 is manipulated by a rebel captive to think Edith wants to jump his bones. Dennis is given a communicator by the rebel captive which will enable him to speak with the father Darby never knew he had.

1x8 - I'm a Fish?

January 15, 2013

Darby makes contact with his father and receives some troubling news. When another rebel races by Darby trips him and get a dressing down.

Brendan Halloran

Darby Richards

Pat Thornton

Mike Chet

Andy Hull

Gul Desac

Scott Ryan Yamamura

Dennis 4862