1x1 - Northern Lights. Northern Fights

August 29, 2013

The buyers travel to the town of Aurora, where they hope to uncover a wealth of treasures. “The Instigator” Roy spots a hidden gem that may give him the upper hand, while “The Veterans” Rick and Cindy find a mysterious item worth investigating. Father-and-son duo Paul and Bogart (“High Roller and The Kid”) are played for suckers, and Ursula “The Knock Out” learns the hard way that there are no friends at auction.

1x2 - Orangeville Squeeze Play

September 5, 2013

As the buyers peel into Orangeville, Ursula is determined to prove she’s a major player, Roy bids up the competition, and Paul and Bogart uncover an item that just might be cuckoo.

1x3 - You Just Got “Roy’d”!

September 12, 2013

Brampton becomes a battleground as Roy blasts the buyers with rude and crude comments. Cindy does her best to throw Ursula off her game, and Paul tries his best to teach Bogart a thing or two.

1x4 - Safes n’ Snakes

September 19, 2013

In Orangeville, the buyers resort to head games to psych out the competition. Roy manages to distract Cindy, but gets caught up in Ursula’s charm. Later, Roy and Cindy double-team Paul and Bogart.

1x5 - It’s Like Archaeology, You Dig?

September 26, 2013

North York becomes an archaeological dig as buyers unearth pieces of the past that could enrich their future. Roy buries Cindy and uncovers something with major potential, while Bogart finds a locker that he knows a thing or two about. Rick and Cindy find an item with First Nations ties.

1x6 - Ain’t No Locker Like A Birthday Locker

October 3, 2013

1x7 - Wanna Smell My Hair?

October 10, 2013

1x9 - Taunted, Haunted, and Most Wanted

October 24, 2013

1x10 - Crazy From the Heat

October 31, 2013

1x11 - The Thrilla in Clairevilla

November 7, 2013

1x12 - Big Cow Trouble in Little Ajax

November 14, 2013

1x13 - The Rise of the Liquidator

January 12, 2014

1x14 - Canadian Pecker

January 16, 2014

1x15 - A-locker-lypse Now

January 23, 2014

1x16 - Even Veterans Get the Blues

January 30, 2014

1x17 - The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Instigators

February 6, 2014

1x18 - Fast Times at Wedgie-mont High

February 13, 2014

1x19 - Com-Paul-sive Behaviour

February 20, 2014

1x20 - Psychic Psych Out

February 27, 2014

1x21 - Cold Turkeys

March 6, 2014

1x22 - Worst Best Man Ever

March 13, 2014

1x23 - The Lame, The Sick, and The Crazy

March 20, 2014

1x24 - Crate Expectations

March 27, 2014

1x25 - A Bad Day to Be Bogart

April 24, 2014

1x26 - Ursula’s Just Not That Into You

May 1, 2014

1x27 - It's Don's World, We're Just Bidding In It

May 8, 2014

1x28 - Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Insult

May 15, 2014

1x29 - Giddy Up

May 22, 2014

1x30 - Lil Roy

May 29, 2014

1x31 - Paul and Bogart Make a Promo

June 12, 2014

1x32 - London Storage is Falling Down

June 19, 2014

1x33 - O Brother, I Hate Thou

June 26, 2014

1x34 - Spies Like Urs

July 3, 2014

1x35 - Brawl in the Family

July 10, 2014

Bogart gets upset about Paul's bidding at an auction in Toronto.

1x36 - All’s Fair in Love and Storage War

July 17, 2014