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- wSerie
- TV Shows
- The Critic
- Season 3
- Episode 3
Pokemon 2000, The Patriot
The Critic - S3 - E3
Jay pans The Patriot with special guest Pikachu (from the Pokémon video games, TV shows, and movies), whom he outs. All the while, Jay tries to prove to Jennifer he is nice enough to date.
The Critic: Season 3 - 10 Episode s
3x1 - X-Men
December 12, 2000
Jay talks about his rise and fall from fame and introduces his new make-up lady, Jennifer.
3x2 - Mission: Impossible 2, Gladiator, Gone in 60 Seconds
December 12, 2000
Jay reviews the best movies from the year 2000 in a beach-themed studio (since all public beaches have banned Jay until he loses 20 pounds) and gets an unexpected visit from Arnold Schwarzenegger.
3x3 - Pokemon 2000, The Patriot
January 1, 2001
Jay pans The Patriot with special guest Pikachu (from the Pokémon video games, TV shows, and movies), whom he outs. All the while, Jay tries to prove to Jennifer he is nice enough to date.
3x4 - Perfect Storm, Star Wars, Titanic, The Sixth Sense
January 1, 2001
Jay finally lands a date with Jennifer. He takes her to L'ANE Riche (The Wealthy Jackass) where he talks about the movies he missed out on reviewing while unemployed.
3x5 - Out of Africa, Silence Of The Lambs, On the Waterfront
March 1, 2001
Jay reviews the Oscars.
3x6 - Sleepy Hollow, Pulp Fiction
April 1, 2001
Jay discusses Sleepy Hollow and a spoof of Pulp Fiction with Jennifer at her apartment.
3x7 - Cast Away, The Legend of Bagger Vance
May 1, 2001
Jay takes a look at the best films of the year 2000, including Cast Away and The Legend of Bagger Vance.
3x8 - Harry Potter, Planet of the Apes
May 1, 2001
Jay visits the set of the Harry Potter film and takes a look at the Planet of the Apes remake. He also shows Jennifer his favorite spots in New York City. Later at her apartment, Jennifer introduces Jay to her many children and he asks the viewers' opinion of what he should do, showing gratefulness when they suggest that he have sex with her.
3x9 - (None)
June 1, 2001
Since he hasn't seen a good movie to review in months, Jay defuses Broadway bombs, such as "Copenhagen," "Tuesdays with Morrie: The Musical," "The Graduate" with Kathleen Turner as Mrs. Robinson (the role later played by Jon Lovitz), and "Death of a Seinfeld."
3x10 - Pearl Harbor
September 1, 2001
Jay reviews Pearl Harbor and is mistaken for Shrek while waiting in line at the movies with Jennifer.