1x1 - Episode 1 (live)

September 26, 2004

The celebrities arrive on The Farm. But only 7 of them arrive on day 1 (Paul Daniels and Vanilla Ice couldn't be there for the start). The celebs are dropped off some distance from the farm and they have to find their way to their new home. Later, the celebs find they've got to look after kittens in the farm house and the farmer and vet introduce them to their first duties as farmhands! Jeff gets told off just hours after arriving because he fed the ducks! Paul and Rob (aka Vanilla Ice) don't arrive until day 2, Ed Hall says that Paul managed to hold off for only 3 hours before doing a magic trick.

1x2 - Episode 2

September 27, 2004

Paul Danials and Vanilla Ice join the rest of the contestants on The Farm. Everybody gets on with their work but they're warned to stay off the alcohol at lunchtime by farmer Ryan Hooper. As the day draws to a close, everybody sits down to a nice dinner until things turn ugly when the issue of race is brought up and a very verbal discussion ensues.

1x3 - Episode 3

September 28, 2004

Vanilla Ice got into a more heated debate, this time with Paul Danials. The argument started when Paul brought up the recent hostage taking of a British man in Iraq.

1x4 - Episode 4

September 29, 2004

Paul decides that enough is enough and leaves The Farm after his argument with Rob last night. Also, Jeff worries in the outhouse that Rob isn't pulling his weight on The Farm.

1x5 - Episode 5

September 30, 2004

Things kick off AGAIN following the arrival of Paul's replacement - Terry Christian. Terry has a general go at America and Rob doesn't take too kindly to it. Rob storms out and breaks a glass as he goes! After they both talk with Stan, the newly elected Farm Manager, Terry appologises for how he said what he said and Rob appologises for over-reacting.

1x6 - Episode 6

October 1, 2004

Stan looses his patience with Lady Victoria and a certain American rap star which eventually leads him to resigning as farm manager. He nominates Debbie as his replacement, she accepts but warns that just because she's little, she will see that people who don't pull their weight are punished! Stan is still the 'official' Farm Manager though which means that he's not eligible for eviction. Also, The Wurzels perform!

1x7 - Episode 7

October 2, 2004

Debbie has a go in the outhouse that the farmhands aren't being treated fairly, especially where food is concerned.

1x8 - Episode 8 (live) Lady Victoria Gets The Chop!

October 3, 2004

The cow goes into labor and the farmhands are called in to assist. Margi names the new calf Mini Moo - aw. There's also an argument surrounding Rob as to whether or not he actually did any work, Stan doesn't think so. Also, Ed Hall presents the live segment of the show in which one of the contestants must be evicted and that person is Lady Victoria. Her final task as a farmhand is to select the next farm manager. Since she did such a great job last week, Victoria chooses Debbie who is now immune from eviction on Wednesday.

1x10 - Episode 10

October 5, 2004

1x11 - Episode 11

1x12 - Episode 12

October 7, 2004

1x13 - Episode 13

October 8, 2004

1x14 - Episode 14

October 9, 2004

1x15 - Episode 15

1x16 - Episode 16

October 11, 2004

1x17 - Episode 17

October 12, 2004

1x18 - Episode 18

1x19 - Episode 19

October 14, 2004

1x20 - Episode 20

1x21 - Episode 21

October 16, 2004

1x22 - Episode 22 (live) The Final

October 17, 2004

Ed Hall looks back on the farmhands' last full day on The Farm. Then announces that the person in third place is . . . Rebecca! As a surprise, her parents have been flown in to greet her and congratulate her. Later, Ed interviews Jeff and Rob before announcing that the winner of The Farm 2004 is . . . Jeff! Farmer Ryan presents Jeff with his trophy and The Farm comes to an end . .