1x1 - Episode I: Digital Magic

July 12, 2020

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW Episode I DIGITAL MAGIC Wear a mask. The George Lucas Talk Show, for 6 years a modest cult sensation at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, has, in 2020, suddenly found itself without a home. Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon Prime's canceled-too-soon phenomenon THE TICK), joined by their occasionally exhausted producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have decided to officially re-launch their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS CHRIS REDD MARY HOLLAND.

1x2 - Episode II: Radioland Stream Night

July 19, 2020

1x3 - Episode III: Askew of the Views

July 26, 2020

Separated by thousands of miles, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick, WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, from Amazon's undermerchandized series, THE TICK), joined by their snack-obsessed, nap-loving producer PATRICK COTNOIR, have now officially re-launched their show from the self-quarantined, socially distant, fully digital safety of the PLANET SCUM channel on TWITCH. Aided at times by the public domain music of VLAD GLUSCHENKO (though the original theme music you are hearing right now is by RYAN MILLER from GUSTER) and a smattering of surprise visits from various FRIENDS, George And Watto seek to reinvent the talk show with a bold new format in which their shortest episodes have been at least 60 seconds longer than MARTIN SCORSESE'S THE IRISHMAN...will tonight be any different? Find out tonight, on THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW. - THIS WEEK'S GUEST KEVIN SMITH

1x4 - Episode IV: A New Coping Mechanism

August 2, 2020

Re-opening the schools before it is safe is a BAD IDEA. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to thrives in its new socially distant, fully digital format on PLANET SCUM. After more than half a decade producing a live, in-person cult comedy show at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC. Wear a mask. They are joined by their nap-obsessed, snack-eating, sausage-freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you and all your friends to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS RICK OVERTON DANIELLA PINEDA

1x5 - Episode V: The Empire Strikes Duck

August 9, 2020

After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) are now separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, butter-eating producer PATRICK COTNOIR, who needs you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir Also, please go to IMDb and rate/review this show. Maybe sometimes click on our names or search for us. We think maybe it will help with our IMDb Pro Starmeter rankings. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LEA THOMPSON BOBBY MOYNIHAN.

1x6 - Episode VI: Revenge of the Return of the Jedi

August 23, 2020

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues its fully digital journey into new realms of socially distant conversation and twitchy fun on PLANET SCUM. After 6 years of live, in-person cult comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) remain separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that seems to get worse every week with no end in sight. WEAR A MASK. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack napping, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir. - THIS WEEK'S GUESTS LAUREN LAPKUS CHRIS ELIOPOLOUS.

1x7 - Episode VII: Streamers of the Lost Art (of Conversation)

August 30, 2020

POSTMASTER GENERAL LOUIS DeJOY SHOULD BE IN PRISON. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW has now existed as a digital livestream on PLANET SCUM for almost four full months and more than 127 HOURS of streamcasting. Hailed by THE NEW YORK TIMES as "costume friendly," the in-person version of this show ran at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE for 6 years, until retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is going to be with us for a while thanks to the 40% of the population that can't follow simple instructions to WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their nap snacking, sausage freezing producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) who is begging you to follow him on twitter: @patrickcotnoir

1x8 - Episode VIII: THX-113GREAT

September 6, 2020

STRANGE MAGIC is on DISNEY+ again. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is still being discovered by literally dozens of new viewers every Sunday here on PLANET SCUM. After years of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY'S UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, loveable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by their snack-napping, druther-hoarding producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUIE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir

1x9 - Episode IX: Yoda Hosers

September 13, 2020

STRANGE MAGIC is the most popular animated jukebox musical fantasy on DISNEY+. Meanwhile, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to bring you the finest in digital talk show entertainment every Sunday on PLANET SCUM. After more than half-decade of live comedy shows at NEW YORK CITY's UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATRE, retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his loyal talk show sidekick WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, lovable co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) were suddenly separated by thousands of miles thanks to a DEADLY PANDEMIC that is not going anywhere soon, folks. WEAR A MASK. They are joined by the face of late stage capitalism, PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PAT THE RAT aka PATATOUILLE) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir.

1x10 - Episode X: SithTrax

September 27, 2020

1x11 - Episode XI: Best in Show

October 4, 2020

The death toll keeps rising. THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to offer you hours of weekly content safely live-streamed to your household devices every Sunday via the magic of PLANET SCUM.

1x12 - Episode XII: The Empire Contracts Covid

October 11, 2020

1x13 - Episode XIII: Revenge Of The Sick

October 25, 2020

1x14 - Episode XIV: Halloweekend Spooktacular: Covid-1138: More American Willoweenie: The Battle for Elector

November 1, 2020

1x15 - Episode XV: A New Hopevember

November 8, 2020

1x16 - Episode XVI: The Search for Watto

November 15, 2020

1x17 - Episode XVII: The Hey Nong Mandalorian

November 22, 2020

1x18 - Episode XVIII: DECEMBYRINTH

December 6, 2020

As the death toll rises, THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his CGI co-host WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) welcome guests and have fun while actively NOT spreading a disease. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Nickname Jokenoir) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir Only a few weeks left in 2020. Who knows what fresh hell awaits us in 2021? Dot dot dot dot..

1x19 - Episode XIX: Investors Meeting

December 13, 2020

THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW continues to deliver quality livestream content from the digital safety of PLANET SCUM. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (notoriously dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and the aforementioned WATTO (GRIFFIN NEWMAN, co-lead on Amazon's THE TICK) provide weekly entertainment which can be viewed safely by people who don't want to catch a disease. Do YOU want to catch a disease? No? Good. That was the right answer. They are joined, as always, by snack-snacking, nap-napping producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka Bumptrick Guestgone aka Bootrick Scootmore aka Bootscoot Baby) whose druthers include you following him on twitter RIGHT NOW: @patrickcotnoir

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