1x1 - Let 'Em Eat Rolls

September 25, 1968

Bert is talking to Claudia about not getting into schemes anymore. She does not want him thinking about Rufus. She leaves and Rufus enters. He comes in with a man named Horatio Hollander. He was riding in Rufus' cab and Rufus did not want to leave him alone because he was depressed. Horatio is a singer and is looking for his big break. Horatio leaves Bert's Place. Rufus wants to make a milk shake. Bert tells Rufus to do everything he does when making it. Rufus does fine until the last part of making the milk shake and he makes a mess. Claudia's old boyfriend from school Arnold Schreck comes into Bert's Place because the refrigerator in his Limo broke down. Bert sees that he is coming so he tells Rufus to go behind the counter and work. Bert says to Arnold that he is the owner of many restaurants. He asks for a sandwich and Rufus makes a tuna fish sandwich with ketchup on the inside and mustard on the outside. While this is going on Bert finds out that Arnold is a producer for a record

1x2 - Episode 2

October 2, 1968

1x3 - Episode 3

October 9, 1968

Rufus and Bert decide to hirer a company to produce a commercial for Bert's Place in hopes to make more money for the diner.

1x4 - Episode 4

October 16, 1968

Bert gets fed up with Rufus so he decides to spend some time in a cabin only for Rufus to end up there.

1x6 - Episode 6

October 30, 1968

1x7 - Nostradamus Rides Again

November 14, 1968

1x8 - Credit Won't Buy You Happiness

November 21, 1968

Rufus asks Bert if he can use his credit card. Bert loans the credit card to him. When Bert needs it Rufus tells him that he has lost the credit card.

1x9 - Episode 9

December 5, 1968

1x10 - Guess Who's Comming to Poker

December 12, 1968

1x11 - Sake To Me

January 16, 1969

Bert and Rufus stir up trouble when they realize that the pancakes they are making for the diner have wine as an ingredient.

1x12 - Episode 12

January 23, 1969

1x13 - Take A Computer To Lunch

January 30, 1969

Rufus who is sick of love decides to try the modern technology and be entered in a computer dating service. Rufus and Bert all all excited about it. When the results from the machine comes back it turns out that Rufus' sole mate is Claudia. Bert does not know this and Rufus does not want to tell him.

1x14 - Episode 14

February 5, 1969

1x15 - Wanted: An Honest Thief

February 12, 1969

1x16 - The Importance Of Being Hairy

February 19, 1969

1x17 - The Courtship Of Miles Butterworth

February 26, 1969

Bert and Rufus' truck driver friend Big Tom announces he will be getting married to Gertie Zabisco. Big Tom has a bad habit of getting drunk and Gertie's brother knows this. He tells Rufus that if Big Tom does not show up he will be beaten up. Big Tom gets drunk and does not want to go to his wedding. Steve is ready to hurt Rufus.

1x18 - The World's Second Greatest Lover

March 5, 1968

1x19 - Win, Place And Kill

March 12, 1969

1x20 - Father Knows Nothing

March 19, 1969

1x21 - Once More Without Feeling

March 26, 1969

1x22 - The Splitting Headache

April 3, 1969

1x23 - Love Comes To Annie Butterworth

April 10, 1969

1x24 - The Best Ship of All is Freindship

April 17, 1969

1x25 - The Prospector

April 24, 1969

Claudia is invited to a dinner party by her old flame Dewey Hamilton. Bert and Rufus want to keep and eye on her at the dinner party so they sneak in and dress up as waiters.