1x1 - Pilot

September 18, 1993

1x2 - Those Lowdown Ultrasound Pink-or-Blues

September 25, 1993

Marilyn accompanies Carol to have her first ultrasound. When Carol dashes off to use the restroom, Marilyn secretly finds out the sex of the baby (which Carol doesn't want to know). This knowledge leads to awkward moments between the two until the make their peace in the end.

1x3 - Death of a Crossing Guard

October 2, 1993

When Milo, the school crossing guard, dies after being hit by a car, the mommies give their kids ""the death talk."" Carol & Marilyn take Milo's the hardest, because the kids aren't taking it at all. To show the guard's family they care, Carol & Marilyn make their families attend his funeral. Meanwhile, Danny gets a pet frog, but he learns about death the hard way as it dies in the end.

1x4 - Take Me Out Anywhere But the Ballgame

October 9, 1993

1x5 - Much I Do about Nothing

October 16, 1993

1x6 - Revenge of the Mommies

October 23, 1993

The mommies feel unappreciated after going out of their way to help their kids and husbands on Halloween. So while they're out Trick-or-Treating, the mommies turn the Larson house into ""The Mommies' House of Horror."" They pull their own pranks on everyone to get evenwith them being unappreciative. Danny - Carol puts him in a desk chair with a thinking cap and makes him sit there until he writes a thank-you note to his grandmother. Blake - Force him to talk to a girl he has a crush on. Casey - Marilyn has Adam do her math homework, and makes her do the corrections, but it's difficult to do since she's dressed as the Golden Gate Bridge. Adam - Marilyn shows him Tiffany kissing a pizza delivery boy. Jack - Marilyn makes him put on his wedding tuxedo (to show that time has taken its toll). Paul - Carol invites her mother to move in with them.

1x7 - I Got the Music in Me

November 6, 1993

1x9 - Thanks, But No Thanksgiving

November 20, 1993

Carol & Marilyn are left in charge of the kids school play. After doing research, they decide to change the script a bit to give the girls extra lines, and add events from their own lives in the play. Adam decides to spend dinner eating lobster with Tiffany and her mom. Meanwhile, Paul tries to get Carol to re-create his mother's ""famous"" pie recipe (which his mother refuses to give her). Carol in the end decides to make the pie ""her own way"" by getting a ready-made pie crust with filling in a can, which turns out to be the recipe.

1x10 - Friends and Mothers

November 27, 1993

1x11 - Sleeping Around

December 9, 1993

1x12 - Christmas

December 11, 1993

1x13 - Quality Time

December 18, 1993

1x14 - The Fight

January 8, 1994

1x15 - Home Alone

January 15, 1994

1x16 - Take Me out Anyplace But ...

January 22, 1994

1x17 - The Old Man Cometh

January 29, 1994

1x18 - Bringing Home Baby

February 5, 1994

1x19 - Five Minutes Apart

February 5, 1994

1x20 - Valentine's Day

February 12, 1994

For Valentine's Day, Carol decided to surprise Paul by getting her tubes tied so they don't have to worry about having another baby. However, Paul's gift to Carol is getting a vasectomy. He talls Jack, Jack tells Marilyn, and Marilyn tells Carol. When Carol finds out, she decides not to have her tubes tied. However, when Barb drives Paul to the doctor to get the vasectomy, he chickens out and the two are having sex without birth control unknowing. After a test, Carol learns she's not pregnant.

1x21 - Mr. Mommie

March 19, 1994

Tom, the new neighbor moves in with his two kids. After first meeting with him, the mommies make their own assumptions about him. (Carol thinks he's a bigamist, Marilyn thinks he's a spy, and Barb thinks he's gay). After the husbands inform Tom the wives are gossiping about him, he decides to get back at them by making them think their assumptions are true.

1x22 - The Campfire Girls

April 2, 1994

1x23 - A Day in the Life

April 16, 1994

1x24 - Mommies Day

May 7, 1994

1x25 - The Exercist

May 7, 1994

Barb visits a psychiatrist after failing to help Marilyn & Carol lose weight. She tells the story, including all the plans she used to help them including an exercise bike, the ""junk food only"" diet, and a workout video. Carol & Marilyn decide to make their own ""mommy edition"" exercise video showing ways how mommies stay in shape by doing household chores. In the end Barb finally admits she's not perfect, and that she failed at helping them lose weight, although Tom had lost five pounds due to going two weeks without coffee cake.