4x1 - Gold Fever

September 23, 1958

Bilko finds an old map of a secret gold mine near Grove City and investigates the site.

4x2 - Bilko's Vampire

October 1, 1958

When Ritzik starts watching horror films instead of playing poker, Bilko tries to scare him off

4x3 - Bilko's De Luxe Tours

October 8, 1958

When they have problems getting to town, Bilko goes into the transportation business, by joining the PTA and getting hold of one of their buses.

4x4 - Bilko the Potato Sack King

October 15, 1958

When offered a ,000 wage Bilko leaves the army for a firm making potato sacks, but it is not long before he is back in the army.

4x5 - Bilko v's Covington

October 22, 1958

Bilko is getting beaten at his own game by a Sgt Covington, so he starts a rumour about a big money making opportunities in Japan, but the plan backfires when Covington learns the truth.

4x6 - Bilko Joins the Navy

October 28, 1958

When word of a big crap game for sailors only gets around Bilko Paparelli, and Zimmerman join the navy to take part but somehow they all end up at sea and have problems getting back ashore.

4x7 - Bilko's Big Woman Hunt

November 5, 1958

Cpl Henshaw falls in love and ruins Bilko's business,so when the same thing happens to Bilko, when he gets trapped in a lift with a girl, she then disappears and he has to go to the police in order to find her.

4x8 - Bilko and the Crosby's

November 12, 1958

Bilko dreams of what life would be like if he and not Bing were the father of the Crosby Sons.

4x9 - Bilko's Allergy

November 19, 1958

Bilko develops an allergy to playing cards which prevents him taking part in poker games.

4x10 - Bilko and the Chaplin

November 26, 1958

The Chaplin and Bilko get back at a crooked real estate agent, who wants to close a boys home and open a parking lot.

4x11 - Bilko Presents the McGuire Sisters

December 3, 1958

4x12 - Bilko's Secret Mission

December 10, 1958

When Ritzik is accidentally given a dose of electricity it makes him magnetic. He doesn't realise it, but it helps him control the ball in a roulette wheel. He thinks he has come up with a foolproof method of winning at roulette.

4x13 - Bilko's Giveaway

December 17, 1958

In Hollywood with no money, Bilko teams up with a child genius to win big prizes on a TV game show. but no cash.

4x14 - Bilko and the Medium

December 22, 1958

Hearing that Ritzik's have won ,Bilko tries to borrow the money to open a pool hall.

4x15 - Bilko's Bopster

January 1, 1959

When jazz drummer Skinny Sanders joins the platoon, Bilko dreams of forming a band and touring Europe.

4x16 - Bilko's Hollywood Romance

January 9, 1959

A film star's agent decides that a romance with a soldier would be a good public relations exercise. Bilko gets chosen but in next to no time he becomes to powerful.

4x17 - Bilko's Grand Hotel

January 28, 1959

Bilko opens a pizza stand,But it burns down with Paparelli and Zimmerman in charge. So he tries again with a cheap hotel but the same thing happens again.

4x18 - Bilko's Credit Card

February 4, 1959

Bilko signs up the camp to his credit card scheme, the men like the idea, but when it comes time to settle their bills, the camp leave on manoeuvres.

4x19 - Viva Bilko

February 11, 1959

Bilko and three of the platoon are on holiday in Mexico, when they are robbed of their clothes by Mexican bandits, who use the clothes as a disguise to rob a bank. Later when Bilko gets their clothes back, they are arrested, until he can explain what happened.

4x20 - The Colonel's Promotion

February 18, 1959

When a promotion he expected doesn't happen Colonel hall goes to Washington and gets to play golf with Eisenhower.

4x21 - Bilko's Sharpshooter

February 25, 1959

Bilko discovers a WAC sharpshooter and starts to promote her as a new Annie Oakley, until she falls for another contestant in a competition.

4x22 - Bilko's Formula Seven

March 4, 1959

When applejack is accidentally mixed with crankcase oil, Bilko finds that they have discovered a formula for anti wrinkle, which Bilko tries to sell to the cosmetic firms.

4x23 - Bilko's Ape Man

March 18, 1959

Bilko hopes to launch Pvt Forbes in a film career, by entering him in a Mister Universe contest

4x24 - Warrant Officer Paparelli

March 25, 1959

Bilko gets Paparelli promoted, but he turns into a monster, so Bilko has to think of a way to demote him.

4x25 - Bilko's Godson

April 3, 1959

When he is named as the godfather to the son of a G.I. friend, Bilko tries to get the boy enrolled at Stanford University.

4x26 - Guinea Pig Bilko

April 17, 1959

Bilko takes a tranquilliser and loses his love for gambling, but the Colonel can't stand the change and tries to shock him out of it.

4x27 - Bilko the Butler

April 24, 1959

While helping out as a waiter, Bilko overhears a stock tip so he phones Cpl Henshaw to invest their money, but before Henshaw can act the Stock falls and Bilko thinks that their money has been lost.

4x28 - Ritzik Goes Civilian

May 1, 1959

Sgt Ritzik leaves the army, and sets up in roadside diner.But in no time he discovers that he has been swindled and calls for Bilko to help get his money back.

4x29 - Bilko's Small Car

May 8, 1959

When the police seize the Colonel's sports car Bilko converts a jeep and takes an order for ten from a local motor dealer.

4x30 - Doberman Missing Heir

May 15, 1959

Lord and Lady Rockford think they have discovered Doberman as their long lost son and heir, then they find it is all a mistake.

4x31 - Bilko's Casino

May 20, 1959

Bilko discovers an old document saying that the Grove City USO is exempt from California's Gambling laws. So Bilko opens a gambling club, but the mob muscle in on him so Bilko reverts the club back to the USO

4x32 - The Colonel's Second Honeymoon

May 29, 1959

With the Colonel away on a second honeymoon, Bilko and Zimmerman who has won a prize in a competition find that they are staying at the same hotel

4x33 - Bilko in Outer Space

June 5, 1959

Sgt's Ritzik and Grover win but are terrified of losing it to Bilko, so they hide out in a space capsule mock up, but Bilko finds them

4x34 - The Bilko Boycott

June 12, 1959

Tired of the way Bilko is fleecing the platoon, Cpl Henshaw sets up a gamblers anonymous organisation, so with his source of money drying up ,he starts on the WAC's

4x35 - Weekend Colonel

June 17, 1959

CCTV set up by the Colonel cleans up the gambling, so Bilko finds a double of the Colonel who then orders the removal of the camera's.

4x36 - DELETE

Where Are They Now? This is the story of the zany cast of "The Phil Silvers Show: You'll Never Get Rich!" Most of the players have gone on to their rewards and this is a short movie about their real life; the one behind the scene and where they are now. As of November 5th, 2011, the player of Zimmerman is the only one still living, well, Dick Van Dyke who played a few roles is also alive. But here is a memory of the cast of actors and we hope you will enjoy it.

4x37 - DELETE

January 23, 1959