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The Perfect Crime
The Simpsons - S0 - E17
Marge bakes a batch of delicious cookies. Bart attempts to steal them, but burns his fingers trying to pick them up. Everyone except Bart and Maggie leave the kitchen to let them cool down, and Bart takes this opportunity to swipe them, muttering to himself "Aha! The perfect crime!" Homer and Marge come back to find the tray empty. Marge suspects Maggie of eating the cookies, but as a witness she knows exactly who took them and guides them along a trail of cookies running across the floor. His family catch him lying on his back in his bedroom amidst a pile of cookie crumbs. Looking up at them with his stomach full, he groans, "There is no perfect crime." His head bangs back down on the ground and Maggie, secretively, snacks on an uneaten cookie.
The Simpsons: Season 0 - 67 Episode s
0x1 - Good Night
April 19, 1987
Good Night was the first ever Simpsons short to air on The Tracey Ullman Show. The five main family members - Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie - were first introduced in this short. Homer and Marge attempt to calm their children to sleep, with the opposite results. Maggie can be heard saying "good night". She rarely talks throughout the run of the series.
0x2 - Watching TV
May 3, 1987
Bart and Lisa quarrel during commercial breaks over what channel they'll watch. Repeatedly Maggie comes up to the television and changes the channel. Later Homer is saying some speech about family matters then stops when the show comes back on. A piece of music from the Tracey Ullman show plays at one part or another during the short.
0x3 - Jumping Bart
May 10, 1987
Homer makes several attempts to have Bart jump into his arms. Each time Bart jumps Homer is distracted and fails to catch him. Towards the end of the episode boxing gloves are delivered, presumably the ones used in the episode Punching Bag.
0x4 - Babysitting Maggie
May 31, 1987
Marge puts Bart and Lisa in charge of babysitting Maggie. They watch TV while Maggie gets electrocuted, falls down the stairs, and falls off the roof. Maggie sticks a fork in an electrical socket thereby electocuting herself, she crawls up the stairs and falls down them in insane Slinky fashion then she climbs onto the roof in hot pursuit of a butterfly, and falls off it.
0x5 - The Pacifier
June 21, 1987
Lisa and Bart try to get Maggie to stop sucking on her pacifier, but Maggie, who has an entire drawer full of them, refuses to kick the habit.
0x6 - Burping Contest
June 28, 1987
Despite Marge's objections, Bart, Lisa and even Maggie compete in a contest to see who can make the most disgusting burp.
0x7 - Dinner Time
July 12, 1987
Marge serves the family purple goop for dinner, insisting that they say grace first.
0x8 - Making Faces
September 22, 1987
Despite Marge's warnings, the kids make faces. Maggie unclearly speaks in this episode.
0x9 - The Funeral
October 4, 1987
Bart is determined to see his uncle's corpse...but not for long. This is the only appearance of Uncle Hubert.
0x10 - Maggie's Brain
October 11, 1987
Bart and Lisa wonder what's inside Maggie's mind.
0x11 - Football
October 18, 1987
Homer teaches Bart about the importance of Football.
0x12 - House of Cards
October 25, 1987
Bart tries to make a house of cards, but Lisa Maggie make noises that have the "house" fall every time.
0x13 - Bart and Homer's Dinner
November 1, 1987
Bart can't stomach it when he and Homer are forced to fend for themselves.
0x14 - Space Patrol
November 8, 1987
Bart, Lisa and Maggie play a game of "Space Patrol" while Homer and Marge are out. Lisa plays a superhero with Maggie as her sidekick, while Bart puts a jug on his head with the pretense of it being the helmet of an alien warlord. However, his head accidentally plops into it and the jug is left stuck on his head. Lisa "frees" Bart from the jug using a croquet mallet. Lisa and Maggie then hide, allowing Bart, stumbling in a daze amongst pieces of the precious broken jug lying on the floor, to take the blame.
0x15 - Bart's Haircut
November 15, 1987
Bart has his hair cut too short by a barber. This is the first time we hear a character from The Simpsons series say a curse word.
0x16 - World War III
November 22, 1987
Homer wakes up the family to practice for a nuclear drill... in the middle of the night.
0x17 - The Perfect Crime
December 13, 1987
Marge bakes a batch of delicious cookies. Bart attempts to steal them, but burns his fingers trying to pick them up. Everyone except Bart and Maggie leave the kitchen to let them cool down, and Bart takes this opportunity to swipe them, muttering to himself "Aha! The perfect crime!" Homer and Marge come back to find the tray empty. Marge suspects Maggie of eating the cookies, but as a witness she knows exactly who took them and guides them along a trail of cookies running across the floor. His family catch him lying on his back in his bedroom amidst a pile of cookie crumbs. Looking up at them with his stomach full, he groans, "There is no perfect crime." His head bangs back down on the ground and Maggie, secretively, snacks on an uneaten cookie.
0x18 - Scary Stories
December 20, 1987
Bart tells Lisa & Maggie a series of scary stories (in the middle of the dark) only to believe they're coming true.
0x19 - Grampa and the Kids
January 10, 1988
Grampa spends time with the kids. This is Grampa's first appearance.
0x20 - Gone Fishin' (Sort of)
January 24, 1988
Bart and Homer go on a fishing trip. Homer asks Bart for a bologna sandwich, but Bart forgot the bologna. He puts the bait on the sandwich instead. Later on they hit rapids and Homer is almost knocked unconscious. They later fall off of a waterfall.
0x21 - Skateboarding
February 7, 1988
Bart teaches his sisters how to skateboard...or is it the other way around.
0x22 - The Pagans
February 14, 1988
The kids discuss paganism. This is the first time Bart calls his dad "Homer".
0x23 - Closeted
February 21, 1988
Bart locks himself in the closet, and when he busts out, he finds out that the family has gone out without him.
0x24 - The Aquarium
February 28, 1988
At an aquarium Bart swims with the sharks...literally. This is the first time we see a naked Simpsons character. This also marks Lisa Simpson saying the word hell in this short.
0x25 - Family Portrait
March 6, 1988
Homer has trouble taking a normal family portrait.
0x26 - Bart's Hiccups
March 13, 1988
Lisa and Maggie try to cure Bart's hiccups...the hard way.
0x27 - The Money Jar
March 20, 1988
The kids try to steal money from Marge's money jar..
0x28 - The Art Museum
May 1, 1988
The Simpsons go to the art museum. This is the first time we hear Bart say "Whoooa, Mama!".
0x29 - Zoo Story
May 8, 1988
Homer unwisely teases a monkey at the zoo and gets a faceful of poo for his trouble. This is the shortest Simpsons Short.
0x30 - Shut Up, Simpsons
November 6, 1988
Maggie squeaks her toy, causing a chain reaction of anger in the family.
0x31 - Shell Game
November 13, 1988
Bart tries to hide the cookies he stole from the jar from his parents.
0x32 - The Bart Simpson Show
November 20, 1988
Bart puts on his own show after Homer tells him to stop watching cartoons. First appearance of Itchy and Scratchy. This is the first time we hear Lisa call her dad "Homer".
0x33 - Punching Bag
November 27, 1988
Bart, Lisa and eventually Marge take out their frustrations on a punching bag with Homer's picture on it.
0x34 - Simpsons Christmas
December 18, 1988
Bart's version of Christmas.
0x35 - The Krusty the Clown Show
January 15, 1989
The kids get to see Krusty's show live for the first time. First appearance of Krusty the Clown.
0x36 - Bart the Hero
January 29, 1989
Sent out to exercise, Bart foils a robbery attempt.
0x37 - Bart's Little Fantasy
February 5, 1989
Bart tells a story about large kids who throw their small parents into a small room.
0x38 - Scary Movie
February 12, 1989
Bart, Lisa and Maggie go to the movie to see "The Happy Little Elves Return" (much to Bart's dismay), but Bart convinces the girls to see "Space Mutants" instead. Guess who's the scaredy-cat!
0x39 - Home Hypnotism
February 19, 1989
Homer tries hypnosis to calm down his crazy kids.
0x40 - Shoplifting
February 26, 1989
Bart's attempt to swipe some chocolate is foiled.
0x41 - Echo Canyon
March 12, 1989
The family drives to Echo Canyon, takes turns making echoes, and Bart almost makes a boulder crunch the family car.
0x42 - Bathtime
March 19, 1989
Homer makes Bart take his "Sunday Night Bath", only to flood the bathroom. this is the last Simpsons short in which we see a naked Simpsons character.
0x43 - Bart's Nightmare
March 26, 1989
In this sequel to "Shell Game", Bart has a nightmare after eating every single cookie from the cookie jar.
0x44 - Bart of the Jungle
April 16, 1989
The kids swing from the trees off Homer's ties.
0x45 - Family Therapy
April 23, 1989
Homer takes the family to a psychologist. This is last Tracey Ullman Short we hear a character from The Simpsons series say a curse word.
0x46 - Maggie in Peril (1)
April 30, 1989
Bart kicks Maggie's ball out of sight and she takes off to retrieve it back.
0x47 - Maggie in Peril (The Thrilling Conclusion) (2)
May 7, 1989
Maggie floats in the air hanging on to balloons and lands safely back in her playpen.
0x48 - TV Simpsons
May 14, 1989
Homer attempts to fix the television antenna on the roof.
0x49 - Homer and Bart Visit the NFL on FOX
September 3, 1995
A short in which Homer and Bart visit the NFL studio. The short was broadcast on NFL on FOX on September 3, 1995.
0x50 - Springfield's Most Wanted
September 17, 1995
This special was aired before the premier of the 7th season opener; hosted by John Walsh (from the FOX series "Americas Most Wanted"), it offered up all sorts of theories and insights into who might have shot Montgomery Burns.
0x51 - The Simpsons' Christmas Message
December 25, 2008
Marge comments on David and Victoria Beckham's marriage in a negative comparison with hers and Homer's, and compared the special relationship between the UK and the US to that of Mini Me and Dr. Evil in the Austin Powers films ("Helping out in all our zany schemes to take over the world"). Lisa Simpson also held a banner supporting Cornwall's secession: "UK OUT OF CORNWALL", while chanting "Rydhsys rag Kernow lemmyn" (freedom for Cornwall now).
0x52 - A Culture Show Special
July 25, 2007
Despite Marge's warnings, the kids make faces. Maggie unclearly speaks in this episode.
0x53 - The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special in 3-D on Ice
January 10, 2010
A documentary special that examined the "cultural phenomenon" of the American animated television series. The special is hosted and directed by Morgan Spurlock.
0x54 - Access All Areas
January 11, 2010
In the first of Sky One's specials celebrating 20 years of "The Simpsons", Ricky Gervais takes you behind the scenes to see how the show is made, talking to those who put each episode together, plus celebrity fans like Simon Cowell and Hugh Hefner.
0x55 - Mischief And Mayhem
January 12, 2010
In the second of Sky One's specials celebrating 20 years of "The Simpsons", Ricky Gervais takes a look at the vast array of Simpsons merchandise the colourful characters have inspired and catches up with some of the programme's biggest devotees.
0x56 - Celebrity Friends
January 13, 2010
In the third of Sky One's specials celebrating 20 years of "The Simpsons", Ricky Gervais speaks to a selection of the huge number of celebrities who have guest-starred on the show over the years.
0x57 - Trumptastic Voyage
July 7, 2015
A close encounter with Donald Trump's hairpiece sends Homer on an extraordinary journey.
0x58 - The Debateful Eight
February 20, 2016
Marge wakes up from a political nightmare.
0x59 - 3 a.m.
July 30, 2016
Marge and Homer Simpson wrestle with the choice in this election.
0x60 - Donald Trump's First 100 Days In Office
April 26, 2017
Donald Trump reviews his accomplishments from his first 100 days in office.
0x61 - 125 Days: Donald Trump Makes One Last Try To Patch Things Up With Comey
May 26, 2017
Donald Trump makes one last try to patch things up with Comey.
0x62 - Mueller Meets Trump
December 14, 2017
Robert Mueller pays the President a little visit.
0x63 - A Tale of Two Trumps
March 23, 2018
Maybe it's time to take a good look in the mirror.
0x64 - West Wing Story
August 20, 2019
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and her squad face off against President Donald Trump.
0x65 - Homer Votes 2012
September 20, 2012
Who will Homer Simpson vote for in the 2012 Elections? Barack Obama or Mitt Romney?
0x66 - Mr. Burns Endorses Romney
November 1, 2012
An election eve appeal from Montgomery Burns. Mr. Burns puts Shamus the dog to the test of choosing between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney.
0x67 - Fiscal Cliff
December 4, 2012
Still reeling from the presidential election results, Mr. Burns takes a few minutes to explain the upcoming fiscal cliff.
The Simpsons: All seasons
S0: Specials
80 Episode s
S1: Season 1
13 Episode s
S2: Season 2
22 Episode s
S3: Season 3
24 Episode s
S4: Season 4
22 Episode s
S5: Season 5
22 Episode s
S6: Season 6
25 Episode s
S7: Season 7
25 Episode s
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25 Episode s
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23 Episode s
S11: Season 11
22 Episode s
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21 Episode s
S13: Season 13
22 Episode s
S14: Season 14
22 Episode s
S15: Season 15
22 Episode s
S16: Season 16
21 Episode s
S17: Season 17
22 Episode s
S18: Season 18
22 Episode s
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20 Episode s
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S21: Season 21
23 Episode s
S22: Season 22
22 Episode s
S23: Season 23
22 Episode s
S24: Season 24
22 Episode s
S25: Season 25
22 Episode s
S26: Season 26
22 Episode s
S27: Season 27
22 Episode s
S28: Season 28
22 Episode s
S29: Season 29
21 Episode s
S30: Season 30
23 Episode s
S31: Season 31
22 Episode s
S32: Season 32
22 Episode s
S33: Season 33
22 Episode s
S34: Season 34
22 Episode s
S35: Season 35
18 Episode s
S36: Season 36
22 Episode s
S37: Season 37
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