1x1 - Death and Transfiguration

January 15, 1988

The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.

1x2 - Nothing Happened

January 22, 1988

Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.

1x3 - The Girlfriend

January 29, 1988

Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.

1x4 - Condolence Call

February 5, 1988

Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.

1x5 - The Maid

February 12, 1988

A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.

1x6 - The First Date

March 4, 1988

Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.

1x7 - The Thief

March 11, 1988

A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.

1x8 - The First Date

March 4, 1988

The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.

1x9 - The Rage

1x11 - The Prodigal Son

1x12 - The Dream House