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- Episode 165
Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty
Unus Annus - S1 - E165
We did it with men, so its only fair we do it with women too: Let's find out what TRUE beauty is.
Unus Annus: Season 1 - 101 Episode s
1x115 - DIY Chiropractor
March 7, 2020
There's probably a reason why chiropractors are licensed. But we here at Unus Annus never let little things like licenses or "best practices" or "do no harm" get in the way.
1x116 - Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight
March 8, 2020
Mark and Ethan have finally had enough. Its time for them to fight with their ultimate weapons of destruction: their fists.
1x117 - The Barrel
March 9, 2020
The Barrel finally has her send-off with an epic re-master by the wonderful Gregory Brothers (Schmoyoho).
1x118 - We Got Pepper Sprayed
March 10, 2020
WARNING: DO NOT TRY THIS. We were pepper sprayed by trained professional in a controlled environment. This is not a joke. This is real and painful but was done to understand the severity.
1x119 - We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded
March 11, 2020
Henna Tattoos are temporary works of art the represent the temporary nature of life. We cover our eyes and let our souls guide the art.
1x120 - What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?
March 12, 2020
The stars created us. They Define us. And they will end us. Today we check our birth charts to see what's in store for our little bodies
1x121 - Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)
March 13, 2020
Life is about understanding one's self. So what better way than to have an enormous machine shoot x-rays through your body to give you a complete overview of your exact body composition.
1x122 - Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him
March 14, 2020
Mark's mom was a licensed massage therapist at one point in her life. Does her son carry the innate talents to allow Ethan to finally get the Rub-Down he deserves?
1x123 - 2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes
March 15, 2020
We join Jay's Prehistoric Pets to see some amazing reptiles. Lizards, Alligators, and GIANT SNAKES. Will we be eaten alive?
1x124 - Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell
March 16, 2020
Amy bought us a portable sauna that allows you to enjoy a steamy sauna wherever you'd like. Just add liquid. Unfortunately - the liquid we chose was Beer and Redbull.
1x125 - Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals
March 17, 2020
When ,000,000 is on the line, Mark and Ethan will stop at nothing(?) to find and capture America's Most Wanted Criminals.
1x126 - Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast
March 18, 2020
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (with Jim Carrey) is the greatest film ever created. This cannot be disputed.
1x127 - 5 Weird Apps That Predicted Our Death
March 19, 2020
It's 2020 people. Get with the times. Go into that app store, and find yourself a free app that will predict your future with 100% certainty. The future is now. Much like your death.
1x128 - We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator
March 20, 2020
Mark and Ethan will never know the TRUE feeling of child labor, but today they attempt to simulate that miracle.
1x129 - Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth
March 21, 2020
Childbirth is such a beautiful thing. And here at Unus Annus we are experts at taking something beautiful and transforming it into something ever better.
1x130 - Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers
March 22, 2020
After 2 days of labor and delivery, Unus and Annus have given birth to 2 beautiful baby boys. Now they get to experience the joy of fatherhood.
1x131 - We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course
March 23, 2020
James Charles joins us as we attempt to run a Military Obstacle Course.
1x132 - Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces
March 24, 2020
Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
1x133 - Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition
March 25, 2020
Reddit 50/50 is like a coin toss, where the outcomes are severe mental scarring that will last for the rest of your life - or not that.
1x134 - Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt
March 26, 2020
Mark and Ethan scour the worldwide web to find the internet's funniest, cringiest, and most satisfying images.
1x135 - Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can't Go Outside
March 27, 2020
While we can't go out into the real world, we decided to take an adventure in the virtual world of VRChat.
1x136 - Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse
March 28, 2020
What if you had only one bag to grab before sprinting for your life into the woods? Would you be prepared for an apocalypse situation? If not, turn to your lord and savior, AMAZON, for all your survival needs.
1x137 - Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?
March 29, 2020
In every Zombie Apocalypse that I've ever been through, I've had to make some difficult choices. Do Mark or Ethan have the GUTS to get through this?
1x138 - Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown
March 30, 2020
Recruited from all corners of the internet, Mark and Ethan create their own YouTuber Boxing Teams to try and find out who has the strongest punch.
1x139 - The Deep End of Omegle: Risky Boogaloo
March 31, 2020
Zoom - Discord - Skype - Google Hangouts - While companies fight for dominance in the explosive video conferencing industry, one website still remains superior as the VERY SAFE and TOTALLY RELIABLE way to communicate with your friends.
1x140 - Where in the World is Unus Annus?
April 1, 2020
Where has Unus Annus gone? Where have they disappeared to? Have you seen them? Are they already in the house? Is it too late? Are they behind you? With Geoguessr, soon all these questions will be answered - very soon.
1x141 - Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time
April 2, 2020
Dirt. Dirt is all Mark had for fun as a child, but now that he's a big rich YouTuber, he can finally make his childhood dream a reality.
1x142 - Mark's 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless
April 3, 2020
Mark is the most talented human in the world and took #MarchusAnnus very seriously.
1x143 - Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies
April 4, 2020
Many people heard of the mythical website known as Wikifeet - but few dare to dip their tootsies in the deep end of that particular pool.
1x144 - We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games
April 5, 2020
Chaos ensues as Unus, Annus, Mark, Ethan and every single other YouTuber battle it out in the YouTuber Hunger Games.
1x145 - We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins
April 6, 2020
Mark thought he could hide that thing he did 4 years ago - Ethan thought he could forgotten the cringe he committed - But through the power of The Google, we will brings these sins back into the light.
1x146 - We Played Mad Libs And Ran It Through Google Translate
April 7, 2020
If you've ever played a classic game of Mad Libs, then you know it is often - not very funny. Luckily for us, Mark and Ethan have devised a foolproof plan to create humor where there is none.
1x147 - Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA
April 8, 2020
Today we're kicking it all the way back to fourth grade where Mark and Ethan earn the knowledge of our great states and their capitals.
1x148 - Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge
April 9, 2020
Ever wanted to know how to speed read? Do you even know what speed reading is? Well - this is what it means to take Speed Reading EVEN FURTHER BEYOND.
1x149 - What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube?
April 10, 2020
Some videos on YouTube have Millions of views. Some have Billions. But what about the Trillions of videos that have - no views at all? Well not we can find those obscure lost videos through INCOGNITUBE.
1x150 - We Found Websites That The World Forgot About
April 11, 2020
On the internet, nothing can truly ever be gone - only forgotten.
1x151 - The Scariest True Stories on the Internet
April 12, 2020
Some things are just too scary, too creepy, too unsettling to be made up. These are some true stories of absolutely terrifying experiences.
1x152 - How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend
April 13, 2020
TW: Please be aware that in this video we discuss abuse and unhealthy relationship dynamics.
1x153 - Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of El Dorado
April 14, 2020
Hundreds of brave treasure hunters have attempted to find it, but none have succeeded - until now.
1x154 - Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race
April 15, 2020
A Wikipedia Race (aka Wiki Races) is the ultimate test of skill that 2 individuals could possible have. But with this race - the stakes are almost too high to endure.
1x155 - The Creepiest Videos on Youtube
April 16, 2020
Sometimes creepiness transcends mere words or images - sometimes only grainy footage from the 1990's can truly express the definition of fear.
1x156 - Help Us Break a YouTube World Record
April 17, 2020
In an attempt to beat the world record for the fastest YouTube channel to gain 1 million subscribers in a single day, Mark and Ethan ask their audience to subscribe and spread the word of their newly created account, Norbert Moses.
1x157 - 2 Men 200 Accents
April 18, 2020
Close your eyes - how are you still reading this? It doesn't matter. Let your ears take you on a journey around the globe as we showcase our incredible talent for accents.
1x158 - The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?
April 19, 2020
We dive deep into the realms of Google and Wikipedia to discover the truth behind the curtain of the Illuminati. Are they real? Do they really control the world? Are they watching you right now?
1x159 - Finding The Lost City of Atlantis
April 20, 2020
Mermaids. Piles of Gold. Talking Fish. All this and more lie before us in the great city of Atlantis - and today we find it.
1x160 - Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories
April 21, 2020
You thought you were safe. Scary stories on the internet are just stories - right? Your fellow comments have something to say about that.
1x161 - Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test
April 22, 2020
What type of human being is the joint creature known as Unus Annus? What characteristics would this amalgamation of horror entail? Only one way to find out.
1x162 - Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?
April 23, 2020
Robots. Androids. AI. It's not all that far away - and neither is the revolution of said robots - and the end of humanity. - oh well.
1x163 - Running Internet Drama through Google Translate
April 24, 2020
There are many universal languages. Love. Music. Art. ...Tea? Using the most advanced computational technologies, Mark and Ethan determine if internet drama transcends the limitations of the written word.
1x164 - The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake
April 25, 2020
Only the elite of the elite can even SURVIVE ATTEMPTING this incredible secret Unus Annus Handshake.
1x165 - Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty
April 26, 2020
We did it with men, so its only fair we do it with women too: Let's find out what TRUE beauty is.
1x166 - Bored? Press This Button.
April 27, 2020
Mark and Ethan try to solve their boredom by clicking the button.
1x167 - Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever.
April 28, 2020
The Ocean is a terrible place full of deadly creatures that will eat you without a moment's notice. You should never go there under any circumstances. It's an evil place. Full of evil creatures like SCP-3000 and the Loch Ness Monster.
1x168 - We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries
April 29, 2020
what mysteries does our mysterious moon hold? does it hold mysteries that our mysterious minds could not even comprehend? Well - here we are to find out.
1x169 - We Looked at Unus Annus Memes
April 30, 2020
Did you know Unus Annus has its own subreddit? We kinda forgot.
1x170 - Is Mark a Masochist?
May 1, 2020
Unus Annus have explored countless mysteries. They've discovered El Dorado, Atlantis, and even revealed the horrors of their very own oceans. But no mystery is NEARLY as mysterious as Mark's private life. Watch as they explore it.
1x171 - What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?
May 2, 2020
You have a pink trombone lurking inside of you - it's desperate to get out. And if you listen close enough - it'll speak to you.
1x172 - Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020
May 3, 2020
The world is full of fetishes. From the mainstream to the obscure, there's something for everybody out there. But what's the most obscure one we can find?
1x173 - Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something
May 4, 2020
Mark and Ethan scour the internet to try and find videos that make them FEEL something before their hearts stop
1x174 - An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare
May 5, 2020
We dream of a future where A.I. will help humanity flourish. This is not one of those times.
1x175 - Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?
May 6, 2020
They could be anywhere - lurking - waiting - hunting
1x176 - Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like
May 7, 2020
Humanity is still evolving - still changing - "MUTANTS" as some know them to be. Humans with real life super powers. Surely fiction, right? But could they living among us today...?
1x177 - Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?
May 8, 2020
In this video Mark and Ethan discover the true versatility of the mythical Onion and if there is such a thing as too much Onion.
1x178 - Unus Annus ASMR
May 9, 2020
Unus AnnuSMR. You wanted this. You asked for this. You deserve this. Turn out the lights, turn up the volume, and get ready to relax. You deserve this.
1x179 - We Attempted to Create THICC Water
May 10, 2020
Mark and Ethan attempt to create thick water.
1x180 - Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise
May 11, 2020
We're all going to have a gravestone someday, so why not create ours preemptively and really make it our own?
1x181 - How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men
May 12, 2020
Two men of extremely adequate height discuss the upper limits of humanity's height potential.
1x182 - Mark Teaches Ethan Korean
May 13, 2020
Korean is a beautiful language that Mark is currently learning. However he doesn't really know it that well. But that doesn't stop him from attempting to beam Korean directly into Ethan's brain.
1x183 - Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend
May 14, 2020
Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Another keyword. He goes by many names. But once you see the irrefutable evidence - you will only call him - friend.
1x184 - The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here...
May 15, 2020
6 months has already flown by. Only 6 months left to go on our little adventure. Have you forgotten that this is coming to an end? Have you forgotten that this train will reach its destination? It's only a matter of time, now.
1x185 - We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes
May 16, 2020
Once again, we look at all the wonderful, funny, and downright disturbing memes you fine folks have posted on the Unus Annus Subreddit.
1x186 - How Big Can a Nuke Get?
May 17, 2020
Every wanted answers to the fun, interesting questions that keep you awake at night? Well today's your lucky day.
1x187 - How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?
May 18, 2020
In this video, Mark and Ethan explore the fine line betwixt god-like omnipotence and an untimely demise. Lo doth the tale of Icarus cometh whence to mine mind?
1x188 - Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste?
May 19, 2020
This water is THICC. Think of the THICC'est thing you can think of. Thicker than THICC. That's this water. It's THICC water. And Ethan and Mark drink it.
1x189 - We Played Strip Poker
May 20, 2020
It's a risky game as old as time itself: Strip Poker. One Winner. One Loser. No clothes, all attitude. This summer, two mighty heroes take on their biggest challenge yet. Who will win? Who will die?
1x190 - Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It
May 21, 2020
You hear that? Off in the distance? That, my friends, is the sound of two gods screaming into the ether. It is the first sound in the morning and the last sound at night. It is the call to end all calls. It is - THE YODEL.
1x191 - Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime
May 22, 2020
Umm - you probably shouldn't attempt to do this at home. In fact don't. Definitely do not do the this that we are doing. Definitely do not do. Don't.
1x192 - We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other
May 23, 2020
Mark and Ethan test how well they really know each other with the classic 1960's sensation known as the Newlywed Game. Also they consume each other's poisons.
1x193 - DIY Boob
May 24, 2020
The Boys Make a Boob - Quarantine will make anyone desperate.
1x194 - We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube
May 25, 2020
Our bellies are the best bellies. Anyone who disagrees is WRONG with the FACT and will have their heads squooshed betwixt our glorious tummies. Also we learn to belly dance.
1x195 - The Unus Annus Confessional Booth
May 26, 2020
We called upon you: our lovely followers to confess your deepest, darkest secrets to us - and what we found was more shocking than any mere mortal can bare.
1x196 - DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080
May 27, 2020
Some secrets should stay buried.
1x197 - Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video
May 28, 2020
If you are an UNUS - you are welcome here. If you are an ANNUS - begone. You shall not befoul this sacred ground with your musk.
1x198 - Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video
May 28, 2020
If you are an ANNUS - you already know that you're welcome here. Those are an unworthy - I shall not even speak thy name - BEGONE, CRETIN.
1x199 - Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 - Do Not Watch Any Other Part of This Video
May 29, 2020
Annus has officially been declared the WINNER. Please skip to 2:15 to view Annus's glorious appreciation segment and cease watching at exactly 6:11. DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THE VIDEO. DO NOT.
1x200 - DIY Wine
May 30, 2020
Mark and Ethan create their own wine from scratch.
1x201 - Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles
May 31, 2020
One half Unus, the other half Annus. Two halves of one whole. One soul. One Phone book now torn in half. We have big big muscles, we know.
1x202 - 2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition
June 1, 2020
Welcome to the First Annual Unus Annus Body Building Competition Extravaganza. Who will wear the crown of best bod?
1x203 - BLACK LIVES MATTER
June 2, 2020
Black Lives Matter. Let's work together as a community to make a real difference.
1x204 - Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs
June 3, 2020
We return once again to showcase our feats of incredible strength. Gaze upon our mammoth hams as we quash these juicy gourds.
1x205 - Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses
June 4, 2020
You hear that? That call in the night? The call for help? The call for justice? The call for a hero? WE will answer that call.
1x206 - Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes
June 5, 2020
As you know, the first annual Unus Annus Green Screen Competition took place just last week and now it's time to review the winners.
1x207 - Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics
June 6, 2020
Ethan's dream has always been to learn the mysteries of the written word. With Mark's BIG BRAIN, he might just make a breakthrough.
1x208 - Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight
June 7, 2020
Mark is a bad bad man who needs to be exposed for his sins. Ethan is just the right big bold boy to roast Mark to a crisp.
1x209 - There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture...
June 8, 2020
Don't look to closely at these pictures. If you can see them - they can see you too. And then they'll know exactly where to find you.
1x210 - Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions
June 9, 2020
Carpentry may have proven too difficult for Ethan to master. Perhaps assembling IKEA furniture is more his speed. Too bad he lost the instructions.
1x211 - Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens
June 10, 2020
ah, America. Land of the free(?) Home of the brave(?) Do Mark and Ethan have what it takes to be top tier US citizens?
1x212 - We Made Fanart for Each Other
June 11, 2020
Fanart is the purest expression of appreciation. It is love distilled. It is light purified. Today, Mark and Ethan express their undying appreciation for each other through the delightful medium of fanart.
1x213 - Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta
June 12, 2020
We tried our best at haunting the internet. But we should have known that we were no match for the demonic artistic ability of our own fans.
1x214 - Recreating Childhood Photos
June 13, 2020
Although we may never be able to travel back to our childhoods, that won't stop us from recreating some of our favorite photos from that innocent time.
1x215 - Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us?
June 14, 2020
Breaking boards of wood is the foundation upon which all forms of Martial Arts are based on. Karate - Tae Kwon Do...Kung Fu - We attempt to master every single discipline in one fell CHOP.