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Unus Annus: Season 1 - 101 Episode s

1x150 - We Found Websites That The World Forgot About
April 11, 2020
On the internet, nothing can truly ever be gone - only forgotten.
1x151 - The Scariest True Stories on the Internet
April 12, 2020
Some things are just too scary, too creepy, too unsettling to be made up. These are some true stories of absolutely terrifying experiences.
1x152 - How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend
April 13, 2020
TW: Please be aware that in this video we discuss abuse and unhealthy relationship dynamics.
1x153 - Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of El Dorado
April 14, 2020
Hundreds of brave treasure hunters have attempted to find it, but none have succeeded - until now.
1x154 - Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race
April 15, 2020
A Wikipedia Race (aka Wiki Races) is the ultimate test of skill that 2 individuals could possible have. But with this race - the stakes are almost too high to endure.
1x155 - The Creepiest Videos on Youtube
April 16, 2020
Sometimes creepiness transcends mere words or images - sometimes only grainy footage from the 1990's can truly express the definition of fear.
1x156 - Help Us Break a YouTube World Record
April 17, 2020
In an attempt to beat the world record for the fastest YouTube channel to gain 1 million subscribers in a single day, Mark and Ethan ask their audience to subscribe and spread the word of their newly created account, Norbert Moses.
1x157 - 2 Men 200 Accents
April 18, 2020
Close your eyes - how are you still reading this? It doesn't matter. Let your ears take you on a journey around the globe as we showcase our incredible talent for accents.
1x158 - The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?
April 19, 2020
We dive deep into the realms of Google and Wikipedia to discover the truth behind the curtain of the Illuminati. Are they real? Do they really control the world? Are they watching you right now?
1x159 - Finding The Lost City of Atlantis
April 20, 2020
Mermaids. Piles of Gold. Talking Fish. All this and more lie before us in the great city of Atlantis - and today we find it.
1x160 - Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories
April 21, 2020
You thought you were safe. Scary stories on the internet are just stories - right? Your fellow comments have something to say about that.
1x161 - Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test
April 22, 2020
What type of human being is the joint creature known as Unus Annus? What characteristics would this amalgamation of horror entail? Only one way to find out.
1x162 - Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?
April 23, 2020
Robots. Androids. AI. It's not all that far away - and neither is the revolution of said robots - and the end of humanity. - oh well.
1x163 - Running Internet Drama through Google Translate
April 24, 2020
There are many universal languages. Love. Music. Art. ...Tea? Using the most advanced computational technologies, Mark and Ethan determine if internet drama transcends the limitations of the written word.
1x164 - The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake
April 25, 2020
Only the elite of the elite can even SURVIVE ATTEMPTING this incredible secret Unus Annus Handshake.
1x165 - Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty
April 26, 2020
We did it with men, so its only fair we do it with women too: Let's find out what TRUE beauty is.
1x166 - Bored? Press This Button.
April 27, 2020
Mark and Ethan try to solve their boredom by clicking the button.
1x167 - Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever.
April 28, 2020
The Ocean is a terrible place full of deadly creatures that will eat you without a moment's notice. You should never go there under any circumstances. It's an evil place. Full of evil creatures like SCP-3000 and the Loch Ness Monster.
1x168 - We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries
April 29, 2020
what mysteries does our mysterious moon hold? does it hold mysteries that our mysterious minds could not even comprehend? Well - here we are to find out.
1x169 - We Looked at Unus Annus Memes
April 30, 2020
Did you know Unus Annus has its own subreddit? We kinda forgot.
1x170 - Is Mark a Masochist?
May 1, 2020
Unus Annus have explored countless mysteries. They've discovered El Dorado, Atlantis, and even revealed the horrors of their very own oceans. But no mystery is NEARLY as mysterious as Mark's private life. Watch as they explore it.
1x171 - What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?
May 2, 2020
You have a pink trombone lurking inside of you - it's desperate to get out. And if you listen close enough - it'll speak to you.
1x172 - Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020
May 3, 2020
The world is full of fetishes. From the mainstream to the obscure, there's something for everybody out there. But what's the most obscure one we can find?
1x173 - Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something
May 4, 2020
Mark and Ethan scour the internet to try and find videos that make them FEEL something before their hearts stop
1x174 - An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare
May 5, 2020
We dream of a future where A.I. will help humanity flourish. This is not one of those times.
1x175 - Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?
May 6, 2020
They could be anywhere - lurking - waiting - hunting
1x176 - Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like
May 7, 2020
Humanity is still evolving - still changing - "MUTANTS" as some know them to be. Humans with real life super powers. Surely fiction, right? But could they living among us today...?
1x177 - Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?
May 8, 2020
In this video Mark and Ethan discover the true versatility of the mythical Onion and if there is such a thing as too much Onion.
1x178 - Unus Annus ASMR
May 9, 2020
Unus AnnuSMR. You wanted this. You asked for this. You deserve this. Turn out the lights, turn up the volume, and get ready to relax. You deserve this.
1x179 - We Attempted to Create THICC Water
May 10, 2020
Mark and Ethan attempt to create thick water.
1x180 - Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise
May 11, 2020
We're all going to have a gravestone someday, so why not create ours preemptively and really make it our own?
1x181 - How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men
May 12, 2020
Two men of extremely adequate height discuss the upper limits of humanity's height potential.
1x182 - Mark Teaches Ethan Korean
May 13, 2020
Korean is a beautiful language that Mark is currently learning. However he doesn't really know it that well. But that doesn't stop him from attempting to beam Korean directly into Ethan's brain.
1x183 - Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend
May 14, 2020
Bigfoot. Sasquatch. Another keyword. He goes by many names. But once you see the irrefutable evidence - you will only call him - friend.
1x184 - The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here...
May 15, 2020
6 months has already flown by. Only 6 months left to go on our little adventure. Have you forgotten that this is coming to an end? Have you forgotten that this train will reach its destination? It's only a matter of time, now.
1x185 - We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes
May 16, 2020
Once again, we look at all the wonderful, funny, and downright disturbing memes you fine folks have posted on the Unus Annus Subreddit.
1x186 - How Big Can a Nuke Get?
May 17, 2020
Every wanted answers to the fun, interesting questions that keep you awake at night? Well today's your lucky day.
1x187 - How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?
May 18, 2020
In this video, Mark and Ethan explore the fine line betwixt god-like omnipotence and an untimely demise. Lo doth the tale of Icarus cometh whence to mine mind?
1x188 - Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste?
May 19, 2020
This water is THICC. Think of the THICC'est thing you can think of. Thicker than THICC. That's this water. It's THICC water. And Ethan and Mark drink it.
1x189 - We Played Strip Poker
May 20, 2020
It's a risky game as old as time itself: Strip Poker. One Winner. One Loser. No clothes, all attitude. This summer, two mighty heroes take on their biggest challenge yet. Who will win? Who will die?
1x190 - Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It
May 21, 2020
You hear that? Off in the distance? That, my friends, is the sound of two gods screaming into the ether. It is the first sound in the morning and the last sound at night. It is the call to end all calls. It is - THE YODEL.
1x191 - Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime
May 22, 2020
Umm - you probably shouldn't attempt to do this at home. In fact don't. Definitely do not do the this that we are doing. Definitely do not do. Don't.
1x192 - We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other
May 23, 2020
Mark and Ethan test how well they really know each other with the classic 1960's sensation known as the Newlywed Game. Also they consume each other's poisons.
1x193 - DIY Boob
May 24, 2020
The Boys Make a Boob - Quarantine will make anyone desperate.
1x194 - We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube
May 25, 2020
Our bellies are the best bellies. Anyone who disagrees is WRONG with the FACT and will have their heads squooshed betwixt our glorious tummies. Also we learn to belly dance.
1x195 - The Unus Annus Confessional Booth
May 26, 2020
We called upon you: our lovely followers to confess your deepest, darkest secrets to us - and what we found was more shocking than any mere mortal can bare.
1x196 - DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080
May 27, 2020
Some secrets should stay buried.
1x197 - Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video
May 28, 2020
If you are an UNUS - you are welcome here. If you are an ANNUS - begone. You shall not befoul this sacred ground with your musk.
1x198 - Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video
May 28, 2020
If you are an ANNUS - you already know that you're welcome here. Those are an unworthy - I shall not even speak thy name - BEGONE, CRETIN.
1x199 - Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 - Do Not Watch Any Other Part of This Video
May 29, 2020
Annus has officially been declared the WINNER. Please skip to 2:15 to view Annus's glorious appreciation segment and cease watching at exactly 6:11. DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THE VIDEO. DO NOT.
1x200 - DIY Wine
May 30, 2020
Mark and Ethan create their own wine from scratch.
1x201 - Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles
May 31, 2020
One half Unus, the other half Annus. Two halves of one whole. One soul. One Phone book now torn in half. We have big big muscles, we know.
1x202 - 2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition
June 1, 2020
Welcome to the First Annual Unus Annus Body Building Competition Extravaganza. Who will wear the crown of best bod?
1x203 - BLACK LIVES MATTER
June 2, 2020
Black Lives Matter. Let's work together as a community to make a real difference.
1x204 - Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs
June 3, 2020
We return once again to showcase our feats of incredible strength. Gaze upon our mammoth hams as we quash these juicy gourds.
1x205 - Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses
June 4, 2020
You hear that? That call in the night? The call for help? The call for justice? The call for a hero? WE will answer that call.
1x206 - Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes
June 5, 2020
As you know, the first annual Unus Annus Green Screen Competition took place just last week and now it's time to review the winners.
1x207 - Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics
June 6, 2020
Ethan's dream has always been to learn the mysteries of the written word. With Mark's BIG BRAIN, he might just make a breakthrough.
1x208 - Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight
June 7, 2020
Mark is a bad bad man who needs to be exposed for his sins. Ethan is just the right big bold boy to roast Mark to a crisp.
1x209 - There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture...
June 8, 2020
Don't look to closely at these pictures. If you can see them - they can see you too. And then they'll know exactly where to find you.
1x210 - Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions
June 9, 2020
Carpentry may have proven too difficult for Ethan to master. Perhaps assembling IKEA furniture is more his speed. Too bad he lost the instructions.
1x211 - Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens
June 10, 2020
ah, America. Land of the free(?) Home of the brave(?) Do Mark and Ethan have what it takes to be top tier US citizens?
1x212 - We Made Fanart for Each Other
June 11, 2020
Fanart is the purest expression of appreciation. It is love distilled. It is light purified. Today, Mark and Ethan express their undying appreciation for each other through the delightful medium of fanart.
1x213 - Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta
June 12, 2020
We tried our best at haunting the internet. But we should have known that we were no match for the demonic artistic ability of our own fans.
1x214 - Recreating Childhood Photos
June 13, 2020
Although we may never be able to travel back to our childhoods, that won't stop us from recreating some of our favorite photos from that innocent time.
1x215 - Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us?
June 14, 2020
Breaking boards of wood is the foundation upon which all forms of Martial Arts are based on. Karate - Tae Kwon Do...Kung Fu - We attempt to master every single discipline in one fell CHOP.
1x216 - Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet
June 15, 2020
BEWARE ALL WHO ATTEMPT TO WATCH THIS VIDEO. It's a curse or be cursed world in here. Actually though, this video is gross and horrible and upsetting.
1x217 - Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views
June 16, 2020
None have been able to capture sadness as good as a crying YouTuber. Today, we harness that power to increase our views tenfold.
1x218 - Pee Sauna
June 17, 2020
Pee Sauna. You weren't ready. We weren't ready. And yet it comes for us all the same.
1x219 - Building IKEA's Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible
June 18, 2020
Ikea is known for easy-to-follow instructions for simple pieces of furniture that we are gladly able to hah just kidding this is impossible.
1x220 - Becoming One With the Horse
June 19, 2020
Long have we yearned to gallop the great fields with our mighty hooves. The slurp from grand rivers with our mighty slurpers. Well today - our dreams shall no longer remain dreams.
1x221 - The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown
June 20, 2020
Today we hone an ancient craft passed down from generation to generation: The Art of the Paper Airplane
1x222 - Creating Mark FISHbach
June 21, 2020
Today, Mark will be putting the "fish" in Fischbach.
1x223 - Learning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don't Watch)
June 22, 2020
There is nothing illegal about learning how to lock pick. It is a perfectly normal activity to train oneself to do. Please do not assume we will do anything nefarious with these skills.
1x224 - The Most Dangerous Shave
June 23, 2020
Today we shave the old fashioned way.
1x225 - Ethan Traps Mark's Soul in the Palm of his Hand
June 24, 2020
The palms are the back porches of the soul. We all know this. We all accept this. But when Mark's ego gets in the way of this undeniable truth - disaster strikes.
1x226 - Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For An Elegant Beast
June 25, 2020
Ropes have a million and one uses. It just so happens that that extra one use is BEAR TRAPPING. Definitely bear trapping.
1x227 - 2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies
June 26, 2020
Mark and Ethan teach you the crucial steps in sneaking into a movie theater with the old fashioned trench coat trick
1x228 - Building the World's First IKEA Boat
June 27, 2020
After two perfect IKEA builds, the boys return to see if they can take their knowledge of ancient Swedish craftsmanship even further beyond - by building a boat.
1x229 - Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim
June 28, 2020
Mark has the densest bones known to man. Can Mark overcome this obstacle with Ethan's legendary teaching and or swimming ability?
1x230 - 10 Miracle Products to Give YOU the Thiccest Jaw on Planet Earth
June 29, 2020
The Jaw: the front porch of the face. It's the first thing you notice when you see a person, and the last thing you think about before you go to sleep at night.
1x231 - 2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap
June 30, 2020
We've been naughty naughty boys who've used one too many no-no words - and now it's time to face the soapy consequences. Let's see which soap best washes away our sins.
1x232 - Mark is Guilty. Ethan Has the Proof.
July 1, 2020
The proof is in the pudding. And Mark's belly is jiggling like a bowl full of it.
1x233 - Recreating Mark's Childhood
July 2, 2020
Mark has told many stories of his childhood, and today we recreate them all.
1x234 - We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler
July 3, 2020
Anything can be tumbled if you try hard enough.
1x235 - Dummy THICC for Dummies - A Tale of 2 Butts - Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond
July 4, 2020
Between 2 Cheeks - The Eternal Quest for THICC - Indiana Bones and the Temple of THICC - How to Train Your Donk - More Trunk than an Elephant - Viva la Butt - Harder, Better, Faster, THICCer
1x236 - Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin
July 5, 2020
Back in 18012, Benjamin Franklin created the single greatest invention of all time: Electricity. Today, we figure out his secrets and steal his best idea from him.
1x237 - The Candy Bra Challenge
July 6, 2020
Move aside ghost peppers. Get lost cinnamon. It's time for the candy bra to take center stage as the new YouTube sensation that's sweeping the nation.
1x238 - Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes
July 7, 2020
Look, life's tough out there. If you are presented with an opportunity to look at a puppy, you would be a fool not to.
1x239 - Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing
July 8, 2020
Today, we conquer a challenge that has been nipping at our heels since the day we began this journey: Pole Dancing
1x240 - This Is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.
July 9, 2020
Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and we are currently in Hell.
1x241 - Tasting Weird Food Combos: Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce?
July 10, 2020
We are a channel divided. Is pineapple on pizza a tasty treat that can't beat? We look forward to your vigorous debate in the comments.
1x242 - The Unus Annus Space Program
July 11, 2020
Space: The Final Frontier. Today, Mark and Ethan accomplish their wildest dreams of going deep into space
1x243 - The Egg Smashing Game
July 12, 2020
Here's a simple little game that you can play with your friends. All you'll need are some possibly rotten eggs and a pair of smackers.
1x244 - Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream?
July 13, 2020
Fools. We've been fools all along. Why would we make cookie dough ourselves when we have an unlimited supply in the ice cream around us!?
1x245 - Bleachus Annus
July 14, 2020
Arts and crafts are definitely a strong-suit of Mark and Ethan's. Today they explore the world of bleaching their clothes
1x246 - Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk
July 15, 2020
You've simply assumed it to be true. "Milk's Favorite Cookie," huh? Are you really going to keep believing the LIES being fed to you by BIG MILK??? We're here to find out the TRUTH.
1x247 - Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs
July 16, 2020
Our dogs ARE the best. Therefore they DESERVE the best. Chica is not spoiled. Henry is not spoiled. Spencer is not spoiled. We are not accepting questions at this time.
1x248 - DIY Teeth
July 17, 2020
Someday soon, we'll get old. Our bodies will start to crumble, our teeth will rot out. Today, we prepare for that day.
1x249 - How to Escape from a Hostage Situation
July 18, 2020
How many times have you found yourself tied to a chair in a dimly-lit basement? TOO MANY. Let us help you out of that sticky situation.
1x250 - Does This Magnetic Skincare Routine Really Work?
July 19, 2020
The secret to eternal youth? Lotions? Balms? Cream? No you absolute buffoon. Magnets.

Unus Annus: All seasons

S0: Specials
22 Episode s
S1: Season 1
367 Episode s

1x150 - We Found Websites That The World Forgot About

1x151 - The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

1x152 - How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend

1x153 - Mark and Ethan Find The Lost City of El Dorado

1x154 - Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race

1x155 - The Creepiest Videos on Youtube

1x156 - Help Us Break a YouTube World Record

1x157 - 2 Men 200 Accents

1x158 - The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?

1x159 - Finding The Lost City of Atlantis

1x160 - Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories

1x161 - Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test

1x162 - Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity As We Know It?

1x163 - Running Internet Drama through Google Translate

1x164 - The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake

1x165 - Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty

1x166 - Bored? Press This Button.

1x167 - Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever.

1x168 - We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries

1x169 - We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

1x170 - Is Mark a Masochist?

1x171 - What the Hell is a Pink Trombone?

1x172 - Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020

1x173 - Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something

1x174 - An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare

1x175 - Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?

1x176 - Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like

1x177 - Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?

1x178 - Unus Annus ASMR

1x179 - We Attempted to Create THICC Water

1x180 - Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise

1x181 - How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men

1x182 - Mark Teaches Ethan Korean

1x183 - Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

1x184 - The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here...

1x185 - We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes

1x186 - How Big Can a Nuke Get?

1x187 - How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?

1x188 - Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste?

1x189 - We Played Strip Poker

1x190 - Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It

1x191 - Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

1x192 - We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other

1x193 - DIY Boob

1x194 - We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube

1x195 - The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

1x196 - DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080

1x197 - Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video

1x198 - Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video

1x199 - Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 - Do Not Watch Any Other Part of This Video

1x200 - DIY Wine

1x201 - Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles

1x202 - 2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition

1x203 - BLACK LIVES MATTER

1x204 - Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs

1x205 - Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses

1x206 - Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes

1x207 - Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics

1x208 - Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight

1x209 - There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture...

1x210 - Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

1x211 - Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens

1x212 - We Made Fanart for Each Other

1x213 - Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta

1x214 - Recreating Childhood Photos

1x215 - Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us?

1x216 - Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet

1x217 - Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

1x218 - Pee Sauna

1x219 - Building IKEA's Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible

1x220 - Becoming One With the Horse

1x221 - The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown

1x222 - Creating Mark FISHbach

1x223 - Learning How to Lock Pick (FBI Please Don't Watch)

1x224 - The Most Dangerous Shave

1x225 - Ethan Traps Mark's Soul in the Palm of his Hand

1x226 - Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For An Elegant Beast

1x227 - 2 Men In a Trench Coat Teach You How to Save Money at the Movies

1x228 - Building the World's First IKEA Boat

1x229 - Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim