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Unus Annus - S1 - E71
Mark and Ethan attempt to make a latte. At the end of the video, they announce a contest for their viewers to make their own latte art and submit them under #LattAnnus hashtag. The two announced the winners a week later.
Unus Annus: Season 1 - 101 Episode s
1x21 - The Chubby Gummy Challenge
December 4, 2019
Chubby Bunny is so last decade. We're bringing challenge videos into the 2020s with the Chubby Gummy Challenge. And yes... it's just as gross as you'd think.
1x22 - We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It
December 5, 2019
Hypnosis is the art of suggestion. And in 2019 there just so happens to be professional hypnosis videos for sale on the internet! So we buy one and hypnotize ourselves by reacting to it.
1x23 - Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room
December 6, 2019
Escape Room... such a simple concept. You are trapped in a room and you have to escape. If you fail, the darkness will take you. Ethan and Mark venture to The Basement in Los Angeles to attempt their most devious escape room yet... THE COURTYARD.
1x24 - Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat
December 7, 2019
Following their challenge from "The Good Kind of Cupping🙂," Mark and Ethan failed to reach two million subscribers in less than a week. As part of their bet, Ethan vandalized Mark's van with a bat.
1x25 - There's Still Hope...
December 8, 2019
The Barrel has left us and is with the great mechanic in the sky... but there may still be hope. Through the power of song, we may be able to bring her back. Upload your video using #RIPTheBarrel in the description and we'll pick the winner one week from now. Who knows, maybe... just maybe, we'll be able to make a miracle happen.
1x26 - Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral
December 9, 2019
A Viking Funeral is when you send your dearly departed down a river on a boat and then light that boat on fire with a flaming arrow. Probably not historically accurate but neither is our recreation.
1x27 - The Great Meat Mistake
December 10, 2019
The boys call upon their German heritage to help them stuff the most delicious sausages in the world.
1x28 - Acupuncture Is NOT Painful
December 11, 2019
Mark and Ethan open their inner eye’s through the power of Acupuncture
1x29 - Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank
December 12, 2019
We tried to make a sensory deprivation chamber and failed miserably. Now... we go to the real deal. With 1500lbs of salt and a whole bunch of water, you'll float to!
1x30 - Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There’s a Looming Sense of Impending Doom
December 13, 2019
Mark reviews Burger King's Impossible Whopper, with Ethan standing behind, waiting to shoot Fischbach in the back with a paintball gun if he were to mention one of the several words written down on a flip chart behind him. Seeing as Ethan shot Mark twice by accident, the two agreed for Fischbach to return the favor at a later date.
1x31 - We Made Nude Paintings of Eachother
December 14, 2019
Just 2 bros making nude paintings of eachother in the buff. Nothing wrong with it. Nothing right with it either but that's not the point.
1x32 - You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win
December 15, 2019
You blew us away with the incredible music you crafted in honor of The Barrel. Now The Barrel can live on in our memories. All of the participants in this video are linked below. Please send love to them and everyone who made music by searching #RIPTheBarrel
1x33 - We Had To Drink Each Other's Pee
December 16, 2019
Through the power of the Life Straw, Ethan and Mark taste each other's urine.
1x34 - Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement
December 17, 2019
Strange noises have been emanating from Mark's basement. He dares not venture down there. He is no fool. But he knows a fool. He knows the most foolish fool there is...
1x35 - Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button
December 18, 2019
You helped us reach our goal faster than we ever thought possible. And true to our word, we set out to hand deliver the Golden Play Button directly to one of you!
1x36 - Ethan’s Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon 💅🏼
December 19, 2019
As an act of friendship, Ethan attempts to calm Mark's stress with a little spa time.
1x37 - Taped and Afraid
December 20, 2019
Mark wants to be immortalized in a sculpture but marble is too expensive and experts even more so. Thus the only options left are a Tape Sculpture and Ethan... what's the worst that could happen? Surely Ethan wouldn't be foolish enough to tape Mark's mouth over so he can't breathe right? ...right?
1x38 - What Was The Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?
December 21, 2019
We're bringing Tier Lists into the 2020s with our Pain Scale to benchmark our most painful experiences.
1x39 - Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye
December 22, 2019
In the spirit of giving, we set to work to fill up Mark's sleigh with the help of our good pal JackSepticEye
1x40 - Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy
December 23, 2019
Like Icarus who came before them, Mark and Ethan fly too close to the sun. Or at least... they attempt to fly. Shoot for the moon and you'll land among the stars. Shoot for the north pole and you'll land about three inches from where you started.
1x41 - Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)
December 24, 2019
Mark and Ethan attempt to match Santa's insatiable hunger by consuming a mere fraction of the egg nog and cookies that Santa eats every Christmas.
1x42 - Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will
December 25, 2019
In an attempt to complete the circle of life, Ethan turns Mark into Saint Nick.
1x43 - Preserving Ourselves In Wax
December 26, 2019
Improving our minds, bodies and souls is our #1 priority, so to preserve our temples of flesh even more, we dipped them in wax.
1x44 - Beating Inanimate Objects to Death
December 27, 2019
In search of a controlled environment to let out their anger, Mark and Ethan visit Rage Grounds in Los Angeles. No bottle, mug, or friendship is safe when the boys get a lead pipe in their hands.
1x45 - Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse?
December 28, 2019
Here at Unus Annus we've already rated our worst Physical Pains... so now it's time to rank our Emotional Pain. Watch with care as we discuss the most traumatic experiences of our lives.
1x46 - Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video)
December 29, 2019
Crucifixion was abolished a long time ago but no one was around to stop us so we took some duct tape and tried to attach each other to the walls and doors. Amy, please don't watch this video.
1x47 - You Blink You Lose
December 30, 2019
Mark and Ethan challenge each other to a staring contest. After 10 minutes, Ethan falters, losing to Mark. As punishment, Mark deletes Ethan's "I Want To Believe" video from his CrankGameplays channel.
1x48 - 2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test
December 31, 2019
The Presidential Fitness Test is a benchmark to see if the youth of America are up to the arbitrary standards of fitness set forth by the government. Are we still up to the task? Are we still fit?
1x49 - We Took The Polar Plunge
January 1, 2020
There is only one RIGHT way to start a new year: By submerging yourself in freezing cold water. #ColdusAnnus
1x50 - Hiding Our Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers
January 2, 2020
Time has run out. Amy has returned. Will we be able to cover up the evidence of our sin from Amy's eternal peepers?
1x51 - We Eat Bugs
January 3, 2020
Bugs are all around us. Tiny little morsels of nutrition just waiting to be cronched. Would you monch an insect? We did...
1x52 - DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this)
January 4, 2020
A bungee jump is a great way to get an adrenaline rush but it's so expensive! So we decided to make our own DIY Bungee Jump right in our backyard! What could go wrong?
1x53 - We Have The BEST Thumbnails on YouTube and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise
January 5, 2020
Mark and Ethan go into the deep, dark depths of YouTube in search of the best and worst thumbnails.
1x54 - Who Can Make Themselves Taller?
January 6, 2020
We are perfectly average humans in every single way. But with the power of technology can we BUILD ourselves taller?
1x55 - The Sensory Overload Tank
January 7, 2020
SEIZURE WARNING!! What's the opposite of a sensory deprivation tank? A SENSORY OVERLOAD TANK! Ice bath + Eating Garlic + Bath Bombs + Strobe Lights + Air Fresheners + Loud Music + Icy Hot + Megaphone +...
1x56 - Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin
January 8, 2020
We won't be around forever... so what better way to immortalize ourselves than recreating ourselves as a cursed mannequin? This certainly won't come back to haunt us...
1x57 - We Took an IQ Test
January 9, 2020
It's finally time to find out who has big brain and who has smol brain.
1x58 - Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN
January 10, 2020
Mark teaches Ethan the ways of becoming a man... through hard MANual labor. Little does Ethan know the painful surprise that also comes with growing up...
1x59 - Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping
January 11, 2020
Mark and Ethan browse A Better Casket (ABC Caskets) for the most suitable coffin to be laid to rest in, as preparation for their channel's inevitable demise in November of 2020.
1x60 - We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover Our Darkest Sins
January 12, 2020
For as long as humans have been able to speak, we've been able to lie. But thanks to modern lie detector technology, we can finally uncover the truth.
1x61 - Learning to Breathe Underwater
January 13, 2020
Just two dudes in a hot tub...
1x62 - Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God
January 14, 2020
In an attempt to fix a hole in the drywall made by Mark in "2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test", Mark and Ethan pad out the hollow wall with ramen and dissolve its contents with super glue to fill up the gap, in accordance to a life hack YouTube video Mark watched before filming the episode. Every time they apply glue, the video becomes slightly distorted, until the two collapse in an exaggerated manner from inhaling the adhesive substance. The end of the video features a short compilation of all #ColdusAnnus winners.
1x63 - Mark Steals Ethan’s Face
January 15, 2020
In an effort to steal his identity, Mark makes a mold of Ethan's face. **THIS IS NOT A TUTORIAL.** We left out lots of vital information necessary to pull this off safely. If you're interested in making your own face mold, there are many comprehensive tutorials on Youtube that can teach you. Always do your research and have a safety plan in place! Unus Annus!
1x64 - You Breathe You Die
January 16, 2020
Mark and Ethan challenge each other to see who can hold their breath the longest, with the round format being best of 5. After winning 3-2 against Mark, Ethan gets to delete one of Fischbach's YouTube videos from the "most popular" assortment.
1x65 - 2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa
January 17, 2020
Salsa is the ancient art of dance whereby the dancers express thoughts and emotions through the undulations of their hips. We attempt to learn the mysterious ways of this sanctified dance.
1x66 - DIY Geriatric Simulator
January 18, 2020
What does it feel like to be old? Well now you can find out with our patent-pending geriatric simulator!
1x67 - This Is How We'll Die...
January 19, 2020
Mark and Ethan sort various life ending scenarios on a tier list to determine which one is most likely going to be the catalyst behind their inevitable deaths. Most of the examples shown in the video are done as a joke, either being heavily exaggerated or unrealistic.
1x68 - We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves
January 20, 2020
Long have men dreamed of eternal life. Walt Disney famously froze himself to awaken in a world ruled by The Mouse. Today we embark on that very same, frosty journey.
1x69 - This is What Being Tased Feels Like
January 21, 2020
A Taser is NOT a toy! Do not try this at home. Mark is a professionally trained idiot with people on standby to help in case something goes wrong. This is what it feels like to be hit with a taser or stun gun.
1x70 - What Happens When A Youtube Channel Dies?
January 22, 2020
Mark and Ethan explore and discuss various YouTube channels that have seen a decline in viewership over the years and whose creators have either went on a hiatus or abandoned their accounts all together.
1x71 - Bad Bad Beans
January 23, 2020
Mark and Ethan attempt to make a latte. At the end of the video, they announce a contest for their viewers to make their own latte art and submit them under #LattAnnus hashtag. The two announced the winners a week later.
1x72 - We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze Our Darkest Dreams
January 24, 2020
Hypnotherapy is the art of mental suggestion. This isn't the stage entertainment variety of hypnosis. This is real therapy to help people get in touch with what's bothering them deep inside.
1x73 - We Turned Our Bodies Into Art
January 25, 2020
Mark and Ethan paint each other's bodies. At the end of the video, they announce a contest to their audience to post artwork of their body paintings under #BodusAnnus for them to judge. The winners were chosen in "Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game."
1x74 - Mark and Ethan Learn About The Human Body
January 26, 2020
Mark and Ethan learn the inner workings of the wonderful human body
1x75 - Mark Punishes Ethan
January 27, 2020
Ethan messed up. He messed up real bad... and now he has to pay. #Lattannus
1x76 - Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death
January 28, 2020
Eventually, we'll all have to decide what is to be done with our remains once we pass on. How will you be remembered?
1x77 - DIY Cheese
January 29, 2020
Mark and Ethan explore the wonderful world of cheese. Will they succeed in becoming world class cheesemongers, or will their dreams curdle before their eyes?
1x78 - Hacking The Very Fabric of the Universe
January 30, 2020
Mark and Ethan attempt to replicate life hacks from do it yourself-style YouTube tutorials.
1x79 - Looking at Long Lost Memes
January 31, 2020
Time never stops marching forward, even for memes. Like a black hole, once memes slip past the point of relevance they fade away into oblivion. Can we can pull them back from the shadows?
1x80 - Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life
February 1, 2020
While delving into the deepest pits of the Internet, Mark and Ethan discover the secret to everlasting life
1x81 - Turning Mark Into an E-Boy
February 2, 2020
In an attempt to keep his youth, Mark transform into an E-Boy
1x82 - Ethan Redefines Male Beauty
February 3, 2020
Ethan, a god of beauty, looked upon the world of male beauty and found it WANTING. Taking matters into his own, meaty claws, and redefines exactly what it means to be beautiful.
1x83 - Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)
February 4, 2020
Mark and Ethan turn to a professional to feed their cupping addiction. Fire cupping... facial cupping... acupuncture cupping... where does it end?
1x84 - An Extremely Sour, Not-at-all Sour Meal
February 5, 2020
Mark and Ethan experiment with miracle berries-the fruit that turns sour things sweet. Is there a limit to what these berries are capable of?
1x85 - Literally Eating Fire
February 6, 2020
Yes, you read that right. Mark and Ethan learn how to literally eat fire. Don't try this at home...
1x86 - Unregulated Axe Throwing
February 7, 2020
While being watched over by the Axe Gods themselves, Mark and Ethan compete to see who is truly the axe-throwing champion
1x87 - Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass
February 8, 2020
Testing the limits of the human body, Mark and Ethan lay themselves upon a bed of broken glass. So sharp and so deadly that only the BRAVE and the BOLD could survive its teeth.
1x88 - Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature
February 9, 2020
Mother Nature thinks that she alone holds the power of the elements in her big meaty claws... well what will she think when we CREATE A TORNADO INDOORS?!
1x89 - Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game
February 10, 2020
Mark and Ethan play nutball, a made-up game where the primary goal is to hurl an object across the room in an attempt to hit the opponent's genitalia. Near the end of the video, Fischbach and Nestor announce the winners of the #BodusAnnus contest.
1x90 - Becoming a Master of Mime
February 11, 2020
To become a master of life and death, one must first become a master of the body. A master of movement. A master of mime.
1x91 - Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha
February 12, 2020
It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
1x92 - Are We Already Dead?
February 13, 2020
Mark and Ethan take ClickHole's satirical quizzes centered around death.
1x93 - Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day
February 14, 2020
Mark and Ethan pick concealed cardboard cutouts of various prominent people and fictional characters in order to choose one of them as their perfect Valentine's date.
1x94 - Drunk College Party Simulator
February 15, 2020
Mark and Ethan play beer pong while wearing Fatal Vision Goggles to visually simulate alcohol-induced intoxication.
1x95 - 10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to Spend Money Responsibly
February 16, 2020
Ethan bought Mark some gifts. Mark does not know why. Ethan does not even know what the gifts are. This is a lesson on how not to spend money.
1x96 - Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death
February 17, 2020
The eternal question: what came first? Life? Or Death? Fiona helps guide us towards The Truth.
1x97 - 3 Big Boys Attempt the King's Royal Fitness Test
February 18, 2020
The Presidential Fitness test is so 2019... in 2020 it's time for the KING's ROYAL FITNESS TEST!! And we have a special guest to help us out...
1x98 - Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog
February 19, 2020
Dog's are incredibly intelligent creatures that can be trained to guard your life. We learn about this process and experience what it feels like to have a dog attack us up close and personal.
1x99 - Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery
February 20, 2020
Mark and Ethan hone their mighty skills in archery. Not even death can escape their flying arrows.... or can it?
1x100 - The Ultimate Trolley Problem
February 21, 2020
Mark and Ethan examine and discuss satirical takes on the trolley problem.
1x101 - Goat Yoga
February 22, 2020
Goat Yoga. Yoga with Goats. The Yoga that you do with Goats. Yoga of the Goat. The Yoga Goat. #GoatYoga
1x102 - Edible Slime was a Mistake.
February 23, 2020
Make the slime. Play with the slime. CONSUME the slime. Last we saw, the boys were unwilling to even touch the slime. Today they must eat it.
1x103 - Granting Access Into Heaven's Sweet Gates
February 24, 2020
Heaven. Hell. Two places. Two different outcomes. Two sweet boys. Take the quiz. To Find out. Where they belong.
1x104 - Long Hair, Do We Dare?
February 25, 2020
Mark and Ethan apply hair extensions to each other.
1x105 - We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes
February 26, 2020
Mark and Ethan, joined by musician Leila Pari, craft lyrical genius in record time on the Santa Monica shore.
1x106 - Mark and Ethan Go on a "Drum Date"
February 27, 2020
Sometimes you have to march to the beat of your own drum. But what happens when your drum matches the beat of your heart?
1x107 - Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass
February 28, 2020
Glass blowing is a hot and dangerous art form that involves skill, patience, and a whole heck of a lot of blowing. Are Mark and Ethan up to the task?
1x108 - Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On
February 29, 2020
Ethan is back at it again. His sleigh filled to the brim with horrible, horrible gifts to give his lovely friend Mark.
1x109 - Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition
March 1, 2020
What happens when you combine the thrill of Nutball with the heart-stopping joy of a Taser? You get NUTBALL EXTREME!!
1x110 - REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo
March 2, 2020
Feeling lackluster in their ghost hunting abilities, Mark and Ethan enlist the help of an expert to lead them through the Old Griffith Park Zoo at night.
1x111 - We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us
March 3, 2020
Today we explore the inner workings of our mortal coils with a fun lil camera :))))
1x112 - Becoming the World’s Greatest DJs
March 4, 2020
Today we become the worlds most talented and skilled DJs
1x113 - Who Can Teach Their Dog a Trick the Fastest?
March 5, 2020
Mark and Ethan attempt to teach their dogs, Chica and Spencer, how to play dead within the span of 15 minutes.
1x114 - Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death
March 6, 2020
Dissection is common in the science classroom. From worms to frogs to fetal pigs... but most of us started with a simple owl pellet.
1x115 - DIY Chiropractor
March 7, 2020
There's probably a reason why chiropractors are licensed. But we here at Unus Annus never let little things like licenses or "best practices" or "do no harm" get in the way!
1x116 - Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight
March 8, 2020
Mark and Ethan have finally had enough. Its time for them to fight with their ultimate weapons of destruction: their fists.
1x117 - The Barrel - Official Music Video
March 9, 2020
Some time after, Mark and Ethan presented a contest for their audience to record an original work or a cover song dedicated to the recently destroyed vehicle and post it under the hashtag #RIPTheBarrel. The two later picked out the winner, Joshua King of JCK Productions, with whom they collaborated, alongside the Gregory Brothers (schmoyoho), to remaster his song as an official music video.
1x118 - We Got Pepper Sprayed
March 10, 2020
Mark and Ethan get voluntarily pepper-sprayed at Luna's Training Academy in order to better understand the severity of the chemical agent and ways of combating its inflammatory effects.
1x119 - We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded
March 11, 2020
Henna Tattoos are temporary works of art the represent the temporary nature of life. We cover our eyes and let our souls guide the art.
1x120 - What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?
March 12, 2020
The stars created us. They Define us. And they will end us. Today we check our birth charts to see what's in store for our little bodies
1x121 - Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)
March 13, 2020
Life is about understanding one's self. So what better way than to have an enormous machine shoot x-rays through your body to give you a complete overview of your exact body composition!