1x1 - The Life You Save Is Yours

September 18, 1964

1x2 - Fraudulent Female

September 25, 1964

1x3 - How to Live without Dying

October 2, 1964

1x4 - Triple Trouble

October 9, 1964

1x5 - Call Me No Cabs

October 16, 1964

1x6 - If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer

October 23, 1964

1x7 - The Baritone Canary

October 30, 1964

1x8 - The Old School Tie

November 6, 1964

1x9 - Yen Ku Horowitz

November 13, 1964

1x11 - Bride and Gloom

November 27, 1964

1x12 - Cherry Blossoms in New York

December 4, 1964

1x13 - Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon

December 11, 1964

1x14 - Sea the Seasick Sailor

December 18, 1964

1x15 - All Through the Night

December 25, 1964

1x16 - Follow the Broken Pretzel

January 1, 1965

1x17 - The Double Shamaguchi

January 8, 1965

Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.

1x18 - The Sweet Smell of Wampum

January 15, 1965

1x19 - Which Witch?

January 22, 1965

1x20 - Two Weeks With Pay

January 29, 1965

1x21 - All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil

February 5, 1965

Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.

1x22 - For Me and My Sal

February 12, 1965

1x23 - Sin Has Two Faces

February 19, 1965

1x24 - Mad, Mad Momma

February 26, 1965

1x25 - The Title Fight

March 5, 1965

1x26 - Viva Valentine

March 12, 1965

1x27 - The Man Who Shot the World

March 19, 1965

1x28 - Mama Loathes Papa

March 26, 1965

1x29 - Instant Father

April 2, 1965

1x30 - Tell Me in English

April 9, 1965

1x31 - Farrow's Fling

April 16, 1965

1x32 - A Muffin Is Not a Tart

April 23, 1965

1x33 - I'll Cry at My Wedding

April 30, 1965

1x34 - Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy

May 7, 1965