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Life Will Kill You
1000 Ways to Die - S0 - E1
Way to Die #208: Semi-cide: A man working on his car is run over and bisected by an 18-wheeler. Way to Die #422: Constriction Accident: A construction worker who comes to work drunk comes to work with a hangover. Way to Die #92: Fang Banged: A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. Way to Die #832: Lesbocution: After being involved in a series of bad relationships, a woman decides to become a lesbian. Way to Die #125: Love Bugged: A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. Way to Die #640: Tumble Die (a.k.a. Dried Off): A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes causing hyperthermia. Escaped Death #1: Mike Staley: A cautionary look-back at the infamous accident of Daytona driver Julius David Johnson III ('Slick' Johnson) in 1990.
1000 Ways to Die: Season 0 - 4 Episode s
0x1 - Life Will Kill You
May 14, 2008
Way to Die #208: Semi-cide: A man working on his car is run over and bisected by an 18-wheeler. Way to Die #422: Constriction Accident: A construction worker who comes to work drunk comes to work with a hangover. Way to Die #92: Fang Banged: A drunk man is shot at by his equally drunk brother. Way to Die #832: Lesbocution: After being involved in a series of bad relationships, a woman decides to become a lesbian. Way to Die #125: Love Bugged: A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider in a misguided attempt to build an immunity to its venom. Way to Die #640: Tumble Die (a.k.a. Dried Off): A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer and dies of being battered around and excess heat within minutes causing hyperthermia. Escaped Death #1: Mike Staley: A cautionary look-back at the infamous accident of Daytona driver Julius David Johnson III ('Slick' Johnson) in 1990.
0x2 - Hard Lives, Easy Deaths
May 21, 2008
Way to Die #293: Freeze Died A man working at a mafia-owned South Philadelphia meat packing company is deliberately locked in a walk-in freezer, and dies of hypothermia. Way to Die #713: Dive Bombed A group of friends fly themselves home from Cabo San Lucas in a private plane shortly after going scuba diving. Way to Die #91: De-Coffinated A land dispute between two brothers in Haiti ends with one brother asking a witch doctor to poison the other with tetrodotoxin, causing paralysis. Way to Die #606: Wet Dream A man who wants to live like a fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and attempts to use it. Way to Die #112: Fur Burger In the 2nd century, one method of execution was wrapping the victim in freshly killed animal skins, tying him to a tree, and leaving him to be eaten alive by whatever carnivores happened to be in the area (a flock of vultures in this case). Escaped Death #2: Shayna Richardson See the chart about Escaped Deaths.
0x3 - 1000 Ways to Lie - Natural Born Liars
March 3, 2010
A drug smuggler uses her womanly assets to hide the goods; a celebrity seeker pulls a bunny out of her rabbit hole; an ex-con cleans up the streets; a henpecked hubby winds up wishing he was dead; a horny horn player plays his heart out and a con man discovers he's cut out for the job.
0x4 - Death By Request Special
October 24, 2011
A special one-hour episode that highlights all the goriest, sexiest, and most delightfully horrible deaths that 1000 Ways To Die has to offer! Death on Death with a delicious side of Death!