1x1 - Gross Player

September 16, 1999

Movie producer Peter Dragon accidentally picks up a prostitute at his premiere and decides to keep her on for more than just the show. Features Keanu Reeves.

1x2 - Re-Enter the Dragon

Guest star Salma Hayek accuses Peter of couch-casting, but his real humiliation comes at the box office with the release of his movie.

1x3 - Blood Money

Peter will go to any length to raise million for his new project, but it's Wendy who spurs things along with her "talents" to motivate the writer.

1x4 - Blowhard

Past girlfriend Sandra Bullock jumps Peter when she discovers he has taped their lovemaking sessions and released them on video.

1x5 - Mr. Dragon Goes to Washington

Adam's new agent works up some "heat" while Peter flops testifying before Congress, forcing him to get a total PR makeover. Features David Hasselhoff.

1x6 - Twelfth Step to Hell

"Party of Five" star Scott Wolf auditions for Peter's new movie, but comes up short - while Peter feels his mortality in a religious pitch meeting.

1x7 - Dragon's Blood

Peter's young directors go to summer camp instead of helming his movie, while Peter almost trades his daughter to an Arabian king.

1x8 - Love Sucks

Stuart is a player when he signs a supermodel to co-star in the movie - but loses big time when his new heavy shows up 50 pounds overweight.

1x9 - Strong Sexual Content

A nasty rumor about Peter, a frog, and one of his body parts make the rounds in Tinseltown, while Wendy makes the most of Peter's new assistant.

1x10 - Lights, Camera, Action!

Peter has a heart attack when the first day of shooting includes a star who wants a bigger crotch, a ,000 diversity bird and a wacko director.

1x11 - Dead Man Floating

Peter miraculously recovers from his heart attack in time to audition the "boob" scene, while his leading man Holden manages to kill the director.

1x12 - One Easy Piece

Peter's sexy new star decides she's got it - but isn't going to show it - while Stuart and Adam are treated to a game of Hollywood Hopscotch.