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Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires
After Hours - S1 - E8
At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.
After Hours: Season 1 - 12 Episode s
1x1 - Why 'Back to the Future' Is Secretly Horrifying
July 19, 2010
Cracked's best writers highlight the disturbing logical implications of Back to the Future. Incest, suspected infedelity, rape, danger sluts, Calvin Kline, and white people started black history. Also, you ladies might want to stay away from Chuck Berry's restroom.
1x2 - 5 Classic Movie High Schools That Would Suck to Attend
August 30, 2010
Think your high school sucked? Try attending one of these..
1x3 - Which Apocalypse Would Be the Most Fun?
November 18, 2010
You should never lose sight of your priorities, even during the apocalypse.
1x4 - Why The Harry Potter Universe Is Secretly Terrifying
December 20, 2010
Seriously? You don't feel the need to let those of us with nuclear weapons in on the dark wizard threatening to end the world?
1x5 - How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You
January 31, 2011
Like "The Wire," but everyone's Omar.
1x6 - Which Ninja Turtle Are You?: Life's Most Important Question
March 14, 2011
In the wake of the astrological sign changes, a brand new episode of After Hours asks, "Wouldn't it be easier to just follow the astrology of the Ninja Turtles?"
1x7 - Why 'Star Wars' Is Secretly Terrifying for Women
April 4, 2011
A brand spanking new episode of After Hours where we discuss women's rights, but only in a galaxy far far away.
1x8 - Why Everyone Wants to Have Sex with Vampires
May 23, 2011
At some point vampires went from monster to sex symbol. We explain why.
1x9 - Why Batman is Secretly Terrible for Gotham
June 27, 2011
Bruce Wayne could probably be prosecuted for his work as Wayne Enterprises CEO. And it's all so he can fight crime less efficiently than the police.
1x10 - The Best Superpower (Is Not What You Think)
July 25, 2011
You only get one super power. Choose wisely.
1x11 - 4 TV Ads That Depict Terrifying Alternate Universes
September 26, 2011
If you could live in any TV commercial universe, which would you pick? Choose wisely.
1x12 - 4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Monsters
October 24, 2011
A brand new After Hours gets to the heart of why you wet the bed until you were eleven.