5x1 - Captain Kirk & William Shatner are Two Different People

February 21, 2017

5x2 - They Burnt My Arse With a Chicken

February 28, 2017

Bob Mortimer, Gemma Whelan, Tom Rosenthal and Lizzie Roper join Alan for amusingly aimless banter, which veers from Game of Thrones to shoplifting and mistaken identity.

5x3 - Free Pussy

March 7, 2017

Annie Siddons, Patrick Kielty, Katherine Ryan and Joe Lycett join Alan to muse on parking tickets and plane crashes.

5x4 - Frank Bruno Was the Original Bus Driver

March 14, 2017

Melanie C, Jamali Maddix, Jessica Knappett and Ardal O'Hanlon join Alan to chat about, well, whatever they fancy. The Nazis, bad funerals and the Spice Girls, for instance.

5x5 - The Poxed Puppies of Leprous Bitches

March 21, 2017

David Baddiel joins Alan to relive those glory days of Euro '96. The witty chat doesn't end there as Sindhu Vee, Elis James and Beattie Edmondson discuss celebs and B&Bs.

5x6 - Half of My Special Rose

March 28, 2017

5x7 - My Breasts are at War

April 4, 2017

5x8 - Roll Your Trousers Up and Do a Krankie

April 11, 2017