The Boarder Patrol

January 8, 1977

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All in the Family - S7 - E16

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Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.

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All in the Family: Season 7 - 25 Episode s

7x1 - Archie's Brief Encounter (1)
September 22, 1976
Edith leaves Archie when she finds out he dated flirtatious waitress while she was volunteering at the Sunshine Home.
7x2 - Archie's Brief Encounter (2)
September 22, 1976
Edith forgives Archie's indiscretions after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.
7x3 - Archie's Brief Encounter (3)
September 29, 1976
Edith forgives Archie's indiscretion after Mike and Gloria bring the two together for an emotional reunion.
7x4 - The Unemployment Story (1)
October 6, 1976
Archie's self-esteem takes a beating when he loses his job on the loading dock.
7x5 - The Unemployment Story (2)
October 13, 1976
A college grad threatens to commit suicide after he loses a jaintor's job to Archie.
7x6 - Archie's Operation (1)
October 27, 1976
Archie's trip to the hospital is an ethnic nightmare. He's admitted by a Puerto Rican receptionist, treated by a Jewish physician, and is forced to accept a blood transfusion from a black doctor.
7x7 - Archie's Operation (2)
October 27, 1976
Archie recuperates in record time after he's called back to work-with a raise and a promotion.
7x8 - Beverly Rides Again
November 6, 1976
As a practical joke, Archie fixes up one of his drinking buddies with female impersonator Beverly La Salle.
7x9 - Teresa Moves In
November 13, 1976
The Bunkers take in a boarder to help revive their battered budget.
7x10 - Mike and Gloria's Will
November 20, 1976
Mike and Gloria are having a discussion over who will take care of Joey, just in case there comes a time when both of them are unable to care for the little tyke before his 18th birthday. Mike has serious reservations over allowing in-laws Archie and Edith to get custody of Joey, particularly due to what he perceives as Archie's bad influences. Gloria is having a hard time convincing Mike otherwise and gives in to Mike's rhetoric. Mike's suspicions are confirmed when Archie and Edith return with Joey after a day of playing in the park. What's that Joey's got in his hands? Why, a toy machine gun that Grandpa had bought him. Of course, Mike (being dead set against gun violence) immediately is very angry and tells Archie that toy guns could influence children's behavior later on. Tempers really escalate when Mike grabs the plastic gun from Archie and breaks it over his knee. After the two continue to argue, Mike lets slip that he is considering including a clause in the Stivics' will that
7x11 - Mr. Edith Bunker
November 27, 1976
Edith saves a man's life and becomes the toast of the town,but Archie isn't happy standing in the shadow of her limelight.
7x12 - Archie's Secret Passion
December 4, 1976
Edith discovers Archie once had a brief encounterswith an old high school friend she's invited to dinner.
7x13 - The Baby Contest
December 11, 1976
Archie enters Joey in a newspapers's beautifull-baby contest, against the express wishes of Mike and Gloria.
7x14 - Gloria's False Alarm
December 18, 1976
Gloria insists that Mike get the vasectomy he's talked about for years.
7x15 - The Draft Dodger
December 25, 1976
The clash of two worlds explodes in this episode. Mike's friend is a Draft Dodger and it is Christmas dinner and unbeknownst to Archie this guy is sitting at his Christmas dinner table. The guy is exactly everything Archie hates about Mike's generation. On top of this Archie's friend is also spending Christmas dinner with the Bunkers and he lost his son to the war.
7x16 - The Boarder Patrol
January 8, 1977
Returning home unexpectedly, Archie and Edith surprise a scantily clad Teresa and her boyfriend.
7x17 - Archie's Chair
January 15, 1977
Mike accidently breaks Archie's Chair.
7x18 - Mike Goes Skiing
January 22, 1977
Mike asserts his independence by leaving Gloria behind while he joins his friends on a weekend skiing trip.
7x19 - Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye
January 29, 1977
Archie reluctantly agress to deliver Stretch Cunningham's eulogy, unawware that his departed friend was Jewish.
7x20 - The Joys of Sex
February 5, 1977
Both Gloria and Mike help Edith and Archie express their sexual interaction after catching Edith reading How to be your Husband's Mistress.
7x21 - Mike, the Pacifist
February 12, 1977
Stranded in a subway train with different personalities, Mike is shocked when he punches a man for the very first time in his life after the man had pushed Gloria aside.
7x22 - Fire
February 19, 1977
The Bunkers and Teresa wake up with their bathroom on fire! Archie expects money cashing in from the insurance company, until he finds out he's guilty for starting the fire.
7x23 - Mike and Gloria Split
February 26, 1977
Before bedtime, Mike and Gloria have a game of Scrabble in which Mike ends up winning. He uses this game as an opportunity to rub Gloria's nose in the fact that he has to be better at everything, leading to an argument between the two. Gloria asserts that this is because Mike has had the chance to go to college and use his skills, while she hasn't had the chance yet, bringing up the fact that Mike promised her three years ago that chance. Gloria accuses Mike of ruining her life, causing him to walk out and try to spend the night at Archie and Edith's house. Archie and Mike reluctantly become roommates, which ends up in disaster. Archie then scolds Mike for trying to correct everybody's way of doing and saying things. Realizing his mistake, Mike goes home and apologizes to Gloria for being pompous, and Gloria apologizes to Mike for saying he ruined her life.
7x24 - Archie, the Liberal
March 5, 1977
When Archie and the guys at the lodge are being called bigots in the papers because they are only white, Archie suggests to initiate a black jewish guy.
7x25 - Archie's Dog Day Afternoon
March 12, 1977
Archie must spend his afternoon at the vet when his accidently runs over Barney's annoying--but cute--dog with his cab.

The Boarder Patrol

All in the Family - S7 - E16

All in the Family: Season 7 - 25 Episode s

7x1 - Archie's Brief Encounter (1)

7x2 - Archie's Brief Encounter (2)

7x3 - Archie's Brief Encounter (3)

7x4 - The Unemployment Story (1)

7x5 - The Unemployment Story (2)

7x6 - Archie's Operation (1)

7x7 - Archie's Operation (2)

7x8 - Beverly Rides Again

7x9 - Teresa Moves In

7x10 - Mike and Gloria's Will

7x11 - Mr. Edith Bunker

7x12 - Archie's Secret Passion

7x13 - The Baby Contest

7x14 - Gloria's False Alarm

7x15 - The Draft Dodger

7x16 - The Boarder Patrol

7x17 - Archie's Chair

7x18 - Mike Goes Skiing

7x19 - Stretch Cunningham, Goodbye

7x20 - The Joys of Sex

7x21 - Mike, the Pacifist

7x22 - Fire

7x23 - Mike and Gloria Split

7x24 - Archie, the Liberal

7x25 - Archie's Dog Day Afternoon

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