John Can't Read

April 27, 1996

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Almost Live! - S12 - E23

John Can't Read; Good Teacher/Bad Teacher; Music from Garth Clinton; "What do you mean by that?"; The Late Report; The Bra Club

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Almost Live!: Season 12 - 26 Episode s

12x1 - Pat Cashman Demands An Open Air Studio
September 23, 1995
Pat Cashman demands an open air studio; Sequel Pictures presents Fall Movies; 1st Annual post Jerry Garcia Grateful Dead Convention; The Late Report; Puyallup Fair vendors
12x2 - John's Jean Ad
September 30, 1995
John's Jean Ad; OJ trial; Almost Live Training Film No. 7 - How to Host a Garage Sale; Sales are down, any ideas?; Courtney Love PSA (1); The Late Report; Courtney Love PSA (2)
12x3 - Messages from the Boeing Machinists and Management
October 7, 1995
Messages from the Boeing Machinists and Management; Mariners back playing in Seattle; Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium Big Huge Grand Re-Opening; Pike St. or Pine St.; The Late Report; Gothic
12x4 - Message From Boeing Management
October 14, 1995
Message From Boeing Management; Mariners - old fans and new fans; High Five'n White Guys Catch Mariner Fever!; Miracle Meat!; Remembering at a funeral; The John Report; The Lame List or What's Weak This Week
12x5 - Look Deep Into My Eyes
October 28, 1995
Look Deep Into My Eyes; Last minute costume ideas; Bill and Tom's Embalming Place and Cremation Hut; Public Service Announcement; Book Beat; The Late Report; Joy of Painting
12x6 - Wrestling With Richard Simmons
November 4, 1995
Wrestling With Richard Simmons; Putting Halloween behind you; Ads for initiatives to vote on; A Conversation with Harper Putnam America's Least Successful Playwright; The Late Report; "Assassins" Seattle trailer
12x7 - John Drops His Candidacy
November 11, 1995
John drops his candidacy for the 1996 presidential election; Early warning signs of a flood; Copycat; Hghphra! beer; Chatting in the vasectomy waiting room; The Late Report; Commentary
12x8 - Dole and Gingrich Government Shutdown
November 18, 1995
Dole and Gingrich government shutdown; If Boeing and McDonalds Merged; Goldenbutt; Man on the Street (1); Nordstrom return policy; Today Tonight - via satellite; Man on the Street (2); The Late Report; Man on the Street (3)
12x9 - Sultanvision
December 2, 1995
Almost Live! brought to you in "Sultanvision"; Chip Hanauer gives tips fro driving on the water; Give me Back My Wee Wippy Yooo The Beth Hanes Story; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week; Fluorocarbon spokesman; The Late Report
12x10 - It's A Wonderful But Unlikely Possibility
December 16, 1995
It's A Wonderful But Unlikely Possibility; Uncle Fran's Greatest Hits; Hunting accident; The Grateful Dead Holiday Show; The Late Report; Truck stop
12x11 - Funding Falls Through
January 6, 1996
Funding falls through; Psychic Bob 1996 Predictions; "Hey Lenny, have you ever...?"; Today Tonight; The Cake Dancer; The Late Report; BeBo Brand Super Thick Deluxe
12x12 - THX
January 13, 1996
THX; Telling apart liberals and conservatives; Motorola Megaphone; Here Comes the Groom...and Boy is He Stupid!; dts; The Late Report; In a Nutshell
12x13 - Winter Storm '96 Weather Update
January 20, 1996
Winter Storm '96 Weather Update; It's in the Mail: A paid advertisement for US Bell Long Distance; The Late Report; Big Billy's
12x14 - The Joy of Painting the Seattle Skyline
January 27, 1996
The joy of Painting the Seattle Skyline; State of the Union highlights; Sports commentators speculating; Uncle Fran's Superbowl Fun Fact (1); State of the Household Address; Uncle Fran's Superbowl Fun Fact (2); The Late Report; Uncle Fran's Superbowl Fun Fact (3)
12x15 - A Message from Seattle Seahawks Owner Ken Behring
February 3, 1996
A Message from Seattle Seahawks Owner Ken Behring; Canine Legal Clinic; Depressed psychiatrist; The Late Report; The Lesson; Another statement from Ken Behring
12x16 - Steve Wilson's Apology to Behring
February 10, 1996
Steve Wilson's Apology to Behring; Confusing weather for the past week; Danger Date; Man on the Street (1); The king meets the palace staff; Valentine's Day gift ideas; Man on the Street (2); The Late Report; Man on the Street (3)
12x17 - I Love You Man
February 17, 1996
I Love You Man; John is 40; Oak Palace Furniture; "You have something stuck there", Me!; The Late Report; The Joy of Painting
12x18 - Dumping on Brooks
February 24, 1996
Dumping on Brooks; Meeting of the company safety committee; "What do you think about my ears?"; The Late Report; Phony Foods
12x19 - Ken Behring's Return to Seattle
March 23, 1996
Ken Behring's Return to Seattle; RV B-Gon; "You checked her out!'; Kingdom Kookin'; The Late Report; The Lame List or What's Weak this Week
12x20 - Gilbey's British Beef Hotdogs
March 30, 1996
Gilbey's British Beef Hotdogs; Ways to Discourage Sea Lions; Almost Live Training Film No. 73 - How to Start a Company Softball Team; Office interrelations workshop; The Late Report; "There's nothing better then a good honk"
12x21 - Joy of Painting - Unibomber
April 6, 1996
Joy of Painting - Unibomber; HMO Express; Focus on Education; The Late Report; Bill Dugan's Flame Restaurant Poetry Night
12x22 - Brooks' Offer to Women of Washington
April 20, 1996
Brooks' Offer to Women of Washington; "Hey Lenny, what ya doing Lenny?"; King County Counsel Meeting April 15th, 1996; The Late Report; A very confused meeting
12x23 - John Can't Read
April 27, 1996
John Can't Read; Good Teacher/Bad Teacher; Music from Garth Clinton; "What do you mean by that?"; The Late Report; The Bra Club
12x24 - Earthquake '96 Update
May 4, 1996
Earthquake '96 Update; "I'm kinda not eating meat right now"; Bill Nye the Science Guy; The Late Report; Today Tonight
12x25 - Twister
May 11, 1996
Twister; For/Opposed to the Commons; Last Horizons; Pitchman wingman; Replacement sports commentator; The Late Report; Help to stop smoking;
12x26 - Information Services on The Sonics
May 18, 1996
Information Services on The Sonics; Other Seattle Magazine Features; Mind our Manors with Billy Quan in Blades of Fury; Hot Talk radio; The Late Report; Special K moment

12x1 - Pat Cashman Demands An Open Air Studio

12x2 - John's Jean Ad

12x3 - Messages from the Boeing Machinists and Management

12x4 - Message From Boeing Management

12x5 - Look Deep Into My Eyes

12x6 - Wrestling With Richard Simmons

12x7 - John Drops His Candidacy

12x8 - Dole and Gingrich Government Shutdown

12x9 - Sultanvision

12x10 - It's A Wonderful But Unlikely Possibility

12x11 - Funding Falls Through

12x12 - THX

12x13 - Winter Storm '96 Weather Update

12x14 - The Joy of Painting the Seattle Skyline

12x15 - A Message from Seattle Seahawks Owner Ken Behring

12x16 - Steve Wilson's Apology to Behring

12x17 - I Love You Man

12x18 - Dumping on Brooks

12x19 - Ken Behring's Return to Seattle

12x20 - Gilbey's British Beef Hotdogs

12x21 - Joy of Painting - Unibomber

12x22 - Brooks' Offer to Women of Washington

12x23 - John Can't Read

12x24 - Earthquake '96 Update

12x25 - Twister

12x26 - Information Services on The Sonics

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