Man vs. Machine

September 26, 1998

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America's Dumbest Criminals - S3 - E2

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.

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America's Dumbest Criminals: Season 3 - 26 Episode s

3x1 - Best Dressed Burglars
September 26, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals”, we’ll witness joy riding teenagers desperately in need of drivers Ed, some best dressed burglars, and a scenario worse than just getting your hand stuck in a toilet.
3x2 - Man vs. Machine
September 26, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal getting away more evil than Knievel, an insider theft of diamonds big enough to choke on and a relentless battle of man vs. machine.
3x3 - Funeral Flare-Up
October 3, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a small town getting terrorized by a big pig, a hard hitting reminder of why should always wear a helmet and a flare-up at a funeral home.
3x4 - Home Exterminator
October 10, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a home exterminator ridding a house of valuables, a camera catching a burglar literally breaking and then entering and a criminal who got the shaft before court.
3x5 - Rookie Robbery
October 17, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness two rookie robbers starting a life of crime, a lady who holds a full mink coat in her stretch pants and a liquor store robber whose plan is 100 proof stupid.
3x6 - Restroom Robber
October 24, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal you might mistake for an action star, a man caught in the women’s restroom and a guy looking to meet girls by breaking into cars.
3x7 - Squirreled Away
October 31, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some serious squirrel coaxing, an ATM that became an ATV when bank robbers went on the road and a man who hopes no one knows what goes on behind closed doors.
3x8 - Singing for Supper
November 7, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a huge divide of loot when you bring everyone you know on a caper, a group of officers that make criminals sing for their supper and a clever way to break into a store.
3x9 - Private Peeping Tom
November 14, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a peeping Tom protective over his territory, a drunk driver who leaves a lasting impression that leaves him high and dry and a man wired on more than nicotine.
3x10 - Stealing Stinks
November 21, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who broke into a van and got more than he bargained for, a robber who could use a pale and shovel for his disguise and a guy who literally reeks of guilt.
3x11 - Stool Pigeon
November 28, 1998
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a parrot that might really be a stool pigeon, some teenagers out in the middle of the night and the world’s slowest car chase.
3x12 - Half-Baked Burglary
January 16, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what happens when a guy has a half-baked idea to steal a bread truck, a major mistake with a major appliance that stops a crook cold and much more.
3x13 - Bumper Crop
January 23, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness someone trying to make their mark, a photo-happy proud pot-grower and someone who skimps on the expense of a full-time getaway driver.
3x14 - On Thin Ice
January 30, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook sliding on thin ice before a major slip-up, a wakeup call for criminals to select a new career and much more.
3x15 - Meter-Maid Rescue
February 6, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a guy choosing a strange way to make up with his girlfriend, the underestimated crime-fighting force of meter-maids and much more.
3x16 - Chimney Surprise
February 13, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a few criminals who try to play “Santa” and dive down a chimney, a cab driver who gets the best of a passenger and a man who should have just called a ride.
3x17 - Pot Pup
February 20, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a pup with some pot whose owners get collared, law enforcement’s cool new invention and a thief with a flood of problems.
3x18 - Picture Perfect
February 27, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a developing case of picture perfect stupidity, a clumsy duct-dwelling criminal with nowhere to vent his anger and a dope two time zones from his destination.
3x19 - Sticky Fingers
March 6, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who missed his exit by a long shot, a criminal-tagging pizza boomerang and some misguided fellows who turn themselves in after a wrong turn.
3x20 - Houdumbi
March 13, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a getaway plan based on running in a circle, a silly crook whose magic trick earns him the name Houdumbi and a blockhead in a cell who regrets passing a note.
3x21 - Saucy Saga
May 1, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a toilet-bound wrench-wielding sector of society, a man in his birthday suit caught by an undercover officer and the saucy saga of a man saved by a grocery item.
3x22 - Whose Got Mail?
May 8, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a mailman hungry for birthday cards, a man intoxicated by his molotov cocktail and a canine officer with a story that’d be a mistake to ignore.
3x23 - Need a Lift
May 15, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a couple getting more than their belongings back, a cop that helps a criminal with his pants and a fella who can’t recall his unforgettable night.
3x24 - Short Fuse
May 22, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal with a handful of dynamite and a short fuse, a crook getting familiar with license plates before jail and a sure-fire accident waiting to happen.
3x25 - Diaper Boy
May 29, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a video proving the escalator won’t be the only thing going down, a camera showing more than bears in the woods and a diaper-fitted criminal who earns a spanking.
3x26 - Sleepy Service
June 5, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a robber counting cash while a waitress counts sheep, some guys who would rather not wait for a sale and much more.

Man vs. Machine

America's Dumbest Criminals - S3 - E2

America's Dumbest Criminals: Season 3 - 26 Episode s

3x1 - Best Dressed Burglars

3x2 - Man vs. Machine

3x3 - Funeral Flare-Up

3x4 - Home Exterminator

3x5 - Rookie Robbery

3x6 - Restroom Robber

3x7 - Squirreled Away

3x8 - Singing for Supper

3x9 - Private Peeping Tom

3x10 - Stealing Stinks

3x11 - Stool Pigeon

3x12 - Half-Baked Burglary

3x13 - Bumper Crop

3x14 - On Thin Ice

3x15 - Meter-Maid Rescue

3x16 - Chimney Surprise

3x17 - Pot Pup

3x18 - Picture Perfect

3x19 - Sticky Fingers

3x20 - Houdumbi

3x21 - Saucy Saga

3x22 - Whose Got Mail?

3x23 - Need a Lift

3x24 - Short Fuse

3x25 - Diaper Boy

3x26 - Sleepy Service

America's Dumbest Criminals: All seasons

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3

S4: Season 4