Carry-Out Bandits

August 28, 1999

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America's Dumbest Criminals - S4 - E4

In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.

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America's Dumbest Criminals: Season 4 - 26 Episode s

4x1 - Blunted Burglary
August 7, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man wearing a useless disguise, a criminal who forgot to bring a gun to a shootout and a not-so-sharp thief who put an antique knife in his pocket.
4x2 - Gun Target
August 14, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the reason for all those missing office supplies, a man who thinks he’s the target of a twenty-one-gun salute and a joker whose trash is a breadcrumb trail.
4x3 - Up In Smoke
August 21, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a fella whose sense of judgment goes up in smoke, a guy on the run who called 911 to check if he has any warrants and an officer with a trick up his sleeve.
4x4 - Carry-Out Bandits
August 28, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cabbie whose meter is running but not his mind, the reason teachers taught you not to play with fire extinguishers and what happens when bandits order to-go.
4x5 - Back-Breakin Burden
September 4, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a crook that enters a car dealership unannounced, the backbreaking burden of stealing in coins and what happens when you mess with 50k volts of electricity.
4x6 - Walking Nightmare
September 11, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a search by police that gets hotter and hotter while elsewhere a criminal gets colder and colder and quite by accident a DUI wakes to a real nightmare.
4x7 - Artificial Dummy
September 18, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness misbehaving crack-buyers, a bunch of guys that want electronics for nothing and some dummies with a dummy-- but who’s dumber?
4x8 - Run-Away Cyclist
September 25, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness what it takes to steal a car from a police lock-up, a washed-up run-away cyclist who hit the spin-cycle and a bail bondsman who dresses up to catch his man.
4x9 - Brain Freeze Bandit
October 2, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man doing something crazy in an even crazier place, the nutty-butty behind the wheel of an ice cream truck and a buzzed stoner who’s credibility goes up in smoke.
4x10 - Half-Ton of Trouble
October 9, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the mark of a fender bender or a new kind of hit-and-run, a half-ton of trouble when a tailgate goes on the road and a strange pick-up on a surveillance video.
4x11 - Courting Disaster
October 16, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the difference between a leap of faith and taking a dive, a disastrous character witness and some funny business happening right underneath someone’s nose.
4x12 - Dynamite Date
October 23, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a man who brings dynamite instead of flowers, a suspect conducting his own strip-search and what today’s drunk drivers are doing to keep physically fit.
4x13 - Mannequin Mystery
October 30, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness whether it’s possible to do the right thing by making the wrong turn, a life-like store mannequin and a sign of trouble for a sneaky criminal.
4x14 - Clowning Around
November 6, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some on-the-run teenagers who don’t know when to quit, a wacked out clown who belongs in the circus and a shifty defendant who dismisses himself from court.
4x15 - Donut Thief
November 13, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate in a hurry, someone dressed like they should be in a hurry and what you need to catch sticky-fingered donut thieves.
4x16 - Buckle Under Pressure
November 20, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness thieves that got a car but discover the car has got them, a man under pressure about some blood and a fulfilled wish about the bank being open when it was wanted.
4x17 - Collared Criminal
November 27, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness the consumption of alcohol making a person more sophisticated, how far a canine officer will go to catch a criminal running wild and your tax dollars at work.
4x18 - Crack Pipe Crackpot
January 15, 1999
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a convenience store counter spontaneously become a fireworks stand, the true pride of ownership from a crackpot with a crack pipe and some real idiots in a car.
4x19 - Invasion of Privacy
January 22, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a suspect having his privacy invaded, the theft of a patrol car and a man making his way out of the frying pan into the fire – or at least into a swamp.
4x20 - Confetti Money
January 29, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a bright mind throwing money like confetti, a robber new to the world of handgun safety and a thief who escaped without a trace -- except for an irrefutable video.
4x21 - Courageous Crime-Fighting
February 5, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a woman who definitely doesn’t like her chain yanked, some suspects who find themselves tailed by dogs and a stuffed Dalmatian doll sure to inspire some courage.
4x22 - Clean Up Crew
February 12, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a cleaning lady who picks up too much, how the running of a stop sign can rob you of a social life and the gal with whom you don’t want to share a ride.
4x23 - Recipe for Disaster
February 12, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness an inmate who isn’t getting out on good behavior, someone not cooking like Julia Child and pot-smoking workmen who helped set up the camera that caught them.
4x24 - Pinata Surprise
February 19, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness some sailors out for a good time who quickly begin to sink, a surprise for a car thief and much more.
4x25 - Not-So-Clean Getaway
February 26, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness how dog’s “evidence” helped take down a bike thief, how waiving the right to remain silent can also be waiving your farewell and a man very lost in his getaway.
4x26 - Check Your Bags
March 4, 2000
In this episode of “America’s Dumbest Criminals,” we’ll witness a criminal who regrets he tackled a safe, a macho man with some explaining to do and discover why it’s a good idea to check your bags.

Carry-Out Bandits

America's Dumbest Criminals - S4 - E4

America's Dumbest Criminals: Season 4 - 26 Episode s

4x1 - Blunted Burglary

4x2 - Gun Target

4x3 - Up In Smoke

4x4 - Carry-Out Bandits

4x5 - Back-Breakin Burden

4x6 - Walking Nightmare

4x7 - Artificial Dummy

4x8 - Run-Away Cyclist

4x9 - Brain Freeze Bandit

4x10 - Half-Ton of Trouble

4x11 - Courting Disaster

4x12 - Dynamite Date

4x13 - Mannequin Mystery

4x14 - Clowning Around

4x15 - Donut Thief

4x16 - Buckle Under Pressure

4x17 - Collared Criminal

4x18 - Crack Pipe Crackpot

4x19 - Invasion of Privacy

4x20 - Confetti Money

4x21 - Courageous Crime-Fighting

4x22 - Clean Up Crew

4x23 - Recipe for Disaster

4x24 - Pinata Surprise

4x25 - Not-So-Clean Getaway

4x26 - Check Your Bags

America's Dumbest Criminals: All seasons

S1: Season 1

S2: Season 2

S3: Season 3

S4: Season 4