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Comedians
Beavis and Butt-Head - S3 - E1
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
Beavis and Butt-Head: Season 3 - 28 Episode s
3x1 - Comedians
September 6, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head decide to become stand-up comedians, perform at a comedy club, get booed and burn the place down.
3x2 - Carwash
September 6, 1993
Needing money to replace the batteries in their TV remote control, Beavis and Butt-head offer to wash a neighbor's vintage car. They take it for a drive to air dry it, and get into an accident with Mr. Anderson.
3x3 - Couch-Fishing
September 7, 1993
The boys reel in various things (and people) while casting from the couch, and then get Stewart in trouble with the law.
3x4 - Incognito
September 8, 1993
After being threatened at school, Beavis and Butt-head wear disguises to class.
3x5 - Kidnapped
September 8, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head want to go to a concert so they try to kidnap Stewart for ransom money...but quickly get sick of him.
3x6 - Naked Colony
September 13, 1993
Without the ,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people.
3x7 - Tornado
September 14, 1993
The boys go to a trailer park during a tornado and (almost) get to ""do it"" with Lolita & Tanqueray.
3x8 - Cleaning House
September 20, 1993
Van Driessen has Beavis and Butt-head clean his house to learn about work and money; instead they learn that 8-track tapes aren't waterproof.
3x9 - Scratch 'N' Win
September 21, 1993
The boys win the lottery and buy a riding lawn mower.
3x10 - Scared Straight
September 27, 1993
Placed in a ""Scared Straight"" program at school, the boys visit a prison and thrash with some inmates who like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden.
3x11 - Eating Contest
September 30, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head enter a bratwurst eating contest and end up having to feed frogs to earn the entrance fee.
3x12 - Sporting Goods
October 4, 1993
Buzzcut orders Beavis and Butt-head to buy athletic supporters for gym class; Daria takes a revealing picture of them for the school newspaper.
3x13 - Sperm Bank
October 7, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head find a new way to make money.
3x14 - Buff 'N' Stuff
October 14, 1993
Buzzcut tries to get Beavis and Butt-head to work out.
3x15 - Citizen Butt-head
October 18, 1993
Principal McVicker gives the boys a pass to keep them away from school during President Clinton's visit, but they end up meeting him and becoming Students of the Year.
3x16 - Politically Correct
October 21, 1993
The boys watch the touching drama ""Joey Buttawipo: My Story;"" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school.
3x17 - Ball Breakers
October 25, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head want to know what's inside a bowling ball, so they blow one up; Mr. Anderson gets blamed.
3x18 - Beavis and Butt-head Meet God
October 28, 1993
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie ""Screwing Total Strangers,"" Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet ""God"" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos.
3x19 - True Crime
November 1, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head find an ATM card, get some cash with it and get hunted by the law on TV.
3x20 - The Trial
November 4, 1993
For throwing eggs at Mr. Anderson's house, Beavis and Butt-head are charged with trespassing and vandalism. Butt-head, guided by a vision of Doug Llewelyn of "The Pupil's Court," handles their defense.
3x21 - The Crush
November 8, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head watch themselves on TV, mooning the camera during a news story about a local disaster; infatuated with a hoodlum named Todd, they take a bumpy ride in the trunk of his car as initiation into his gang.
3x22 - Plate Frisbee
November 11, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head play frisbee with an antique plate belonging to Stewart's mom.
3x23 - Canoe
November 15, 1993
The school psychiatrist requires Beavis, Butt-head and Stewart to go on a canoe trip, led by Mr. Van Driessen. Butt-head tells Beavis that this is Mr. Van Driessen's attempt at making ""his move"" on Beavis. A fight ensues, and the boys' canoe capsizes. While relieving themselves in the woods (wearing only underwear), they get poison ivy. Mr Van Driessen gets mauled by a bear.
3x24 - Young, Gifted & Crude
November 25, 1993
The boys accidentally score highly on an IQ test and wind up in the gifted class, where they destroy an actual gifted kid's brain.
3x25 - Foreign Exchange
December 9, 1993
Mr. Van Driessen picks the boys to chaperone Japanese foreign exchange student Hiroshi ""Hiro"" Nakayama; they teach him how to hock loogies, play mudball (which causes Mr. Anderson to have a Bataan flashback)...and flog his dolphin.
3x26 - A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head
December 17, 1993
Beavis and Butt-head watch the Yule Log on TV and decide that Christmas is cool.
3x27 - Closing Time
December 23, 1993
Working the late shift at Burger World, the boys make up some special ""curly fries,"" find new a use for the ceiling fan and have a visit from the health inspector.
3x28 - Most Wanted
March 5, 1994
The boys meet a tattooed, escaped serial killer who hears voices just like Beavis does.