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Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom - S2 - E12
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom: Season 2 - 24 Episode s
2x1 - Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
September 9, 2019
Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
2x2 - Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
September 9, 2019
John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
2x3 - Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
October 14, 2019
Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
2x4 - You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
October 21, 2019
Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
2x5 - Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
October 28, 2019
Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
2x6 - Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
November 4, 2019
Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
2x7 - On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
November 11, 2019
Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
2x8 - Man Turns Home into Home Depot
November 18, 2019
Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
2x9 - "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
November 25, 2019
Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
2x10 - Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
December 2, 2019
Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
2x11 - Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
December 9, 2019
Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
2x12 - Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
December 16, 2019
Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
2x13 - We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
December 23, 2019
Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
2x14 - One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
December 30, 2019
Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
2x15 - True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
January 6, 2020
Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
2x16 - Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
January 6, 2020
Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
2x17 - Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
January 13, 2020
Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
2x18 - Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
January 20, 2020
Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
2x19 - Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
January 27, 2020
Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
2x20 - Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
February 3, 2020
A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
2x21 - Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
February 10, 2020
Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
2x22 - Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
February 17, 2020
Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
2x23 - Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
February 24, 2020
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
2x24 - Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
February 24, 2020
Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.