3x1 - HAIRBALL BLUES

April 23, 1986

After Donald's cat Blanche Dubois dies, Cliff gives him one of the two kittens he's been feeding in the alley and keeps the other.

3x2 - TAKE ME OUT OF THE BALLGAME (aka Dreams Of Summer)

April 30, 1986

Cliff gets the chance of a lifetime to try out for a pro baseball team. When things don't quite go the way he would have planned, he learns a something about himself.

3x3 - THE SEDUCTION OF LOU

May 7, 1986

Lou gets a huge promotion at work but is having second thoughts after the bosses daughter makes advances at him.

3x4 - A PENNY A DANCE

May 14, 1986

Joe makes Penny get a job because she gets her first credit card bill. He tries to help her out by getting her a secretarial job but she turns it down and tries to get a job on her own.

3x5 - DONALD'S HALF SISTER

May 28, 1986

3x6 - WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

June 4, 1986

When the bar gets closed down by the building inspector, Joe agrees to host a wake when a widow offers to pay enough to make the repairs to reopen the bar.

3x7 - BLIND LOVE

June 11, 1986

3x8 - THE SONG REMAINS THE SAME

June 18, 1986

Lou finds out Kelly can sing and tries secretly to have her perform for a record producer.

3x9 - BROTHERS THREE

June 25, 1986

The Waters brothers face off with childhood rivals when three bullish brothers return to town for a family reunion.

3x10 - THE PLAYS THE THING

July 9, 1986

Donald writes a play but the only producer that will consider his play doesn't seem very legit.

3x11 - HARRY AND THE OGRE OF OCK

July 15, 1986

Lou is excited to spend the day with Flo's nephew Harry. But Lou realizes that him and Harry don't have that much in common.

3x12 - MOTHER'S DAY

July 30, 1986

3x13 - TWO-TIMIN' MAN

August 6, 1986

3x14 - IF I ONLY HAD A WATCHAMACALLIT

August 20, 1986

3x15 - GOODBYE, CLIFFIE

September 3, 1986

Cliff gets a job interview as an apprentice sports writer. But he would have to move to Utica, NY if he takes the job.

3x16 - JOE LEAVES THIS OLD WORLD BEHIND

September 10, 1986

Joe suffers a midlife crisis when one of Penny's friends hits on him.

3x17 - WHOSE GOLDEN YEARS IS IT, ANYWAY? (PART 1)

September 17, 1986

3x18 - WHOSE GOLDEN YEARS IS IT, ANYWAY? (PART 2)

September 1, 1986

3x19 - THE BOXER

October 15, 1986

3x20 - LAY THE POINTS

October 8, 1986

3x22 - A PENNY FOR YOUR DREAMS

November 5, 1986

3x23 - ICEMAN

November 12, 1986

3x24 - STILL MARRIED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS

November 19, 1986

3x25 - MI CASA ES SEWER CASA

December 3, 1986