1x1 - The Television Job

October 3, 1961

Calvin and Colonel gets a job picking up television sets and delivering them to the repairman. Things go wrong when they pick up a wrong television set and break it.

1x2 - The Polka Dot Bandit

October 10, 1961

The Colonel suspects that his sister-in-law is a jewel thief.

1x3 - Thanksgiving Dinner

October 17, 1961

The Colonel's family arrives for Thanksgiving Dinner, unaware that he's forgotten that he invited them a year ago.

1x4 - The Costume Ball

October 24, 1961

Maggie Belle kicks Colonel out and winds up at Calvin's place. He gets invited to a costume ball, unaware that Maggie Belle is also there.

1x5 - Sycamore Lodge

October 31, 1961

The mountain cabin that the Colonel has rented turns out to be flooded. Unable to get a refund, the Colonel rents the cabin to Calvin.

1x6 - Cloakroom

November 7, 1961

Needing to replace all the money that the Colonel spent, he convinces Calvin that he's a movie star material.

1x7 - Calvin Gets Psychoanalyzed

January 24, 1962

Calvin visits a psychiatrist so he can have a better understanding of why his girlfriend, Georgianna, dropped him.

1x8 - Wheeling and Dealing

February 3, 1962

After breaking his nephew's car, the Colonel tries to get insurance on it.

1x9 - The Wrecking Crew

February 10, 1962

The Colonel takes a job as a construction worker. He then learns of a way to make even more money ... by injuring himself on the job site and collecting insurance payments.

1x10 - The Colonel's Old Flame

Several years ago, the Colonel promised his then-sweetheart, Boo Boo Winters, that he'd marry her. But instead of Boo Boo, he married Maggie Belle. Now Boo Boo unexpectedly returns, demanding that The Colonel live up to his promise.

1x11 - Sister Sue and the Police Captain

February 24, 1962

Sister Sue's pending marriage to a police captain is jeopardized when the Colonel wrecks his car.

1x12 - Jim Dandy Cleaners

March 3, 1962

At her place of work, Maggie Bell is given the task of having the typewriters sent out to be cleaned. But when she becomes ill, her husband The Colonel takes over the project.

1x14 - Money Reward

1x15 - Sister Sue's Sweetheart

March 24, 1962

The Colonel panics over his mother-in-law's impending marriage.

1x16 - The Winning Number

May 31, 1962

1x17 - Calvin's Glamour Girl

April 7, 1962

Calvin tries to fool his new girlfriend's mother into thinking he's rich.

1x18 - The Colonel Out-foxes Himself

April 14, 1962

The Colonel gets a taste of his own medicine when he's swindled out of the rent by a conman.

1x19 - Nephew Newton's Fortune

April 21, 1962

The Colonel finds out that his visiting nephew Newton owns a stock worth thousands of dollars.

1x20 - The Winning Number

1x21 - Woman's Picnic

May 5, 1962

1x22 - Magazine Romance

May 12, 1962

1x23 - Ring Reward

May 19, 1962